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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    pfffft typical woman

    no really though whats up?

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Well, I was just about to post a Dawson's Creek themed chat, but whatevs.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Well, I was just about to post a Dawson's Creek themed chat, but whatevs.

    Post it. I will support the legitimacy of your reign.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    pfffft typical woman

    no really though whats up?

    Oh I mean

    Stuff involving another girl

    Girl stuff

    I have been rapidly... I think "falling in love" is too strong a term, but there is someone and it would be completely unsurprising if it was fucking with my sleep and other biological function

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Oh brilliant
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Whoop whoop

    Happy Birthday, Ms. HPLTC24!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Shivahn it is me I am your girlfriend

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular


    did you leave out shiny objects for her to bring back to the nest

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn it is me I am your girlfriend

    B...baka

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    Tooth stuff and girl pain :(

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn it is me I am your girlfriend

    B...baka

    Aw, you two make such a cute couple.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Oh shit shiv done gone and got caught up

    Ludious on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    emnmnme wrote: »

    I read this as "porn" at first, because groggy

    I was like k...kinky?

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular


    did you leave out shiny objects for her to bring back to the nest

    She has a very shiny object en route from Australasia, yus. :winky:

    Oh brilliant
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    Tooth stuff and girl pain :(

    It is actually very important that the modifiers remain where they are in the sentence >.>
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh shit shiv done gone and got caught up

    I mean we're not a thing! So perhaps this is premature

    I suspect we will become one over the next few weeks, though. That appears to be the most obvious path for things.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    I read this as "porn" at first, because groggy

    I was like k...kinky?

    Corvid Concubines II: Unshaven Ravens

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    :so_raven: :so_raven: :so_raven:

    Oh brilliant
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »

    I read this as "porn" at first, because groggy

    I was like k...kinky?

    Corvid Concubines II: Unshaven Ravens

    Debbie Does the Baltimore Ravens

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    pfffft typical woman

    no really though whats up?

    Oh I mean

    Stuff involving another girl

    Girl stuff

    I have been rapidly... I think "falling in love" is too strong a term, but there is someone and it would be completely unsurprising if it was fucking with my sleep and other biological function

    Infatuated.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Shiv you're just horny.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2016
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
    Only this and nothing more."


    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
    Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    "'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door—
    Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
    This it is and nothing more."

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide the door;—
    Darkness there and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"—
    Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    "Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
    'Tis the wind and nothing more!"

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
    Quoth the Raven "It's 20 for a handy 50 for a BJ. You can call me Lenore you fuckin' weirdo but don't get creepy about it, and don't mess with my hair I just got it done."

    Shivahn on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I am awake

    I am not sure why

    A combination of tooth pain and girl stuff probably

    pfffft typical woman

    no really though whats up?

    Oh I mean

    Stuff involving another girl

    Girl stuff

    I have been rapidly... I think "falling in love" is too strong a term, but there is someone and it would be completely unsurprising if it was fucking with my sleep and other biological function

    Infatuated.

    Yes that is a good word

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shiv, how long does your hair have to get before you do electro?

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Trace wrote: »
    Shiv you're just horny.

    This is not at all the case, that'd be much simpler!
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shiv, how long does your hair have to get before you do electro?

    You've gotta let it grow out for about two days

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I'm back to having to shave everyday.

    This is bullshit.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    also it's going to be 41C and raining tomorrow.

    winter!

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    I'm back to having to shave everyday.

    This is bullshit.

    The "good news" is that apparently not-red hair is thinner and requires less heat to kill

    I learned recently that that is part of why the process is so painful to me

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I get to play D&D today! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    Take bread away from me, if you wish,
    take air away, but
    do not take from me your laughter.

    Do not take away the rose,
    the lance flower that you pluck,
    the water that suddenly
    bursts forth in joy,
    the sudden wave
    of silver born in you.

    My struggle is harsh and I come back
    with eyes tired
    at times from having seen
    the unchanging earth,
    but when your laughter enters
    it rises to the sky seeking me
    and it opens for me all
    the doors of life.

    My love, in the darkest
    hour your laughter
    opens, and if suddenly
    you see my blood staining
    the stones of the street,
    laugh, because your laughter
    will be for my hands
    like a fresh sword.

    Next to the sea in the autumn,
    your laughter must raise
    its foamy cascade,
    and in the spring, love,
    I want your laughter like
    the flower I was waiting for,
    the blue flower, the rose
    of my echoing country.

    Laugh at the night,
    at the day, at the moon,
    laugh at the twisted
    streets of the island,
    laugh at this clumsy
    boy who loves you,
    but when I open
    my eyes and close them,
    when my steps go,
    when my steps return,
    deny me bread, air,
    light, spring,
    but never your laughter
    for I would die.

    Cinders on
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I get to play D&D today! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

    Don't forget to put on your robe and wizard hat.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I'm back to having to shave everyday.

    This is bullshit.

    The "good news" is that apparently not-red hair is thinner and requires less heat to kill

    I learned recently that that is part of why the process is so painful to me

    My skin is really sensitive tho.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I get to play D&D today! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

    Pros play debate and discourse every day

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Quid wrote: »
    I get to play D&D today! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

    *narrows eyes, weighs cosh in hand*

    Which version?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I get to play D&D today! Eeeeeeeeeeee!

    *narrows eyes, weighs cosh in hand*

    Which version?

    5e. Grognards can suck it.

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Going back thru the shadow run returns series I think Eiger is my favorite video game character ever.

    Just so cool.

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