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CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windyRegistered User regular
edited February 2016 in Debate and/or Discourse
Good lord Geth.

It's been 3 times in the past month. Pick someone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkqnK6jaXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_NgkfRmUPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB8Ci7X5HUU
That last video might be NSFW, it's blurred out, but french dj....

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Cinders on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Geth, leave this thread open until page 10000.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    MODS! Spare this chat the slow march of death

    I appeal to you

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    @chanus cursed you as the most handsomest dude.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders again?!

    Follow the money.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Geth, Resyk these creeps.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Geth, leave this thread open until page 10000.
    Make a thread so long it's sql entry opens up a si hilarity that consumes the Internet

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Geth, leave this thread open until page 10000.

    Gim how did you arrive at these 52/48 numbers.

    Who was your pollster.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MODS! Spare this chat the slow march of death

    I appeal to you

    *Mods set the page limit to 10*

    Your wish is granted.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Darn, almost got to make Handsomest [chat]

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Darn, almost got to make Handsomest [chat]

    Hmm. I haven't made a turkish oil chat.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Darn, almost got to make Handsomest [chat]

    You told me your name was Handsome Bob!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    It was gonna be about rockets, too!

    And also sports.

    I'm really mostly about those two things nowadays.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    kedinik wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Geth, leave this thread open until page 10000.

    Gim how did you arrive at these 52/48 numbers.

    Who was your pollster.

    It is based on the average ratio of fan letters:death threats I receive every month.

    Gim on
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    One day I'll make a [chat]

    I have three ready to go whenever

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I wish to not have to go to my old work today.

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Geth [chat]

  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Well I officially have a new favorite question to fuck with people during interviews.
    A note: if a technical question seems very innocuous, it is a trick question and should only be answered with another question.

    Watch me lift!
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    One day I'll make a [chat]

    I have three ready to go whenever

    I used up the only idea I had at the beginning of the month. I got nothin

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    UglyBob-sp.jpg

    Recent picture of Narwahl

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MODS! Spare this chat the slow march of death

    I appeal to you

    Grant this chat the slow march of death, release from its earthly prison, freedom from the forbidden pages. May it find peace.

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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    One day I'll make a [chat]

    I have three ready to go whenever

    I've been at this for seven years, and I've never been picked for a [chat].
    Which is just how I like it, thankyouverymuch.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Well I officially have a new favorite question to fuck with people during interviews.
    A note: if a technical question seems very innocuous, it is a trick question and should only be answered with another question.

    you can't just tease us like this

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    UglyBob-sp.jpg

    Recent picture of Narwahl

    That's not a narwhal, clearly it's a human imposter.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    UglyBob-sp.jpg

    Recent picture of Narwahl

    I was not prepared for all this handsome!

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    One day I'll make a [chat]

    I have three ready to go whenever

    I've been at this for seven years, and I've never been picked for a [chat].
    Which is just how I like it, thankyouverymuch.

    save me

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hearing someone else talk to a dog when they aren't aware that anyone else can hear them is basically the best

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I got picked two whole times because even though geth dumped me he still loves me.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited February 2016
    x2igi1quzsat.jpg

    Echo on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    like i'm convinced that there is a rotating list of maybe 11 non-mods who are allowed to create chats

    this needs to brought up in the conspiracy thread

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Thank y'all for letting me be neurotic in here after not posting in chat in forever

  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    A word to the wise for all you nobs
    Aioua wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Well I officially have a new favorite question to fuck with people during interviews.
    A note: if a technical question seems very innocuous, it is a trick question and should only be answered with another question.

    you can't just tease us like this

    "There is a very long string that contains a 4 digit number somewhere in it. How would you convert it to a year?"
    In this case, the string was " 1999 " but the real answer was we will arbitrarily make the string shittier and shittier to search until you actually ask us probing questions about the string.

    Watch me lift!
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    like i'm convinced that there is a rotating list of maybe 11 non-mods who are allowed to create chats

    this needs to brought up in the conspiracy thread

    I got one once.

    I'm 95% sure it can pull from anyone who posted in the last chat, and probably filters for people who are online.

    But has some some sort of weighting for sure.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    like i'm convinced that there is a rotating list of maybe 11 non-mods who are allowed to create chats

    this needs to brought up in the conspiracy thread

    I got one once.

    I'm 95% sure it can pull from anyone who posted in the last chat, and probably filters for people who are online.

    But has some some sort of weighting for sure.

    yeah i'm thinking it has to do with post frequency

    like every single post someone makes in a chat thread accrues one point and maybe that goes into an NBA style lottery system?

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    A word to the wise for all you nobs
    Aioua wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Well I officially have a new favorite question to fuck with people during interviews.
    A note: if a technical question seems very innocuous, it is a trick question and should only be answered with another question.

    you can't just tease us like this

    "There is a very long string that contains a 4 digit number somewhere in it. How would you convert it to a year?"
    In this case, the string was " 1999 " but the real answer was we will arbitrarily make the string shittier and shittier to search until you actually ask us probing questions about the string.

    most important question: are these strings generated by user input?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I am procrastinating and listening to Harvey Danger

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqYPuQuFnak

    A survivor's story.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i'm doing my homework in this starbucks next to like 11 fifteen year old girls

    one of them is doing that thing where it's like 'my friend said you're hot'

    oh lord

  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm doing my homework in this starbucks next to like 11 fifteen year old girls

    one of them is doing that thing where it's like 'my friend said you're hot'

    oh lord

    Jack Bauer her until she spills the beans

    Watch me lift!
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    CTFNx1p.jpg

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    A word to the wise for all you nobs
    Aioua wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Well I officially have a new favorite question to fuck with people during interviews.
    A note: if a technical question seems very innocuous, it is a trick question and should only be answered with another question.

    you can't just tease us like this

    "There is a very long string that contains a 4 digit number somewhere in it. How would you convert it to a year?"
    In this case, the string was " 1999 " but the real answer was we will arbitrarily make the string shittier and shittier to search until you actually ask us probing questions about the string.

    Your interviews are very different from accounting interviews.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    x2igi1quzsat.jpg
    And I'll whisper, 'No.'

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