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Do Not tease crocodile - for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Wrench N Rockets
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Crocodiles on the rampage!
Dateline China.
Young ruffians jumping a fence and throwing rocks at crocodiles got what was coming to them when one of the crocs grabbed one of the boys and dragged him to the other crocs, who proceeded to eat him. Just desserts? I think so.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/china/article1690634.ece
Earlier Taiwan.
A vet reached to remove sedation darts from a not so sedated crocodile, who promptly bit the vets arm off. All is well, as the croc was further sedated, and the arm was reattached to the man. Talk about a helping hand!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070413-crocodile-picture.html
Is this the start of a crocodile rebellion against the dominate human species?
Leading scientists say yes.
"We need to nuke these bastards from orbit, its the only way to be sure." said noted Crocodile researcher and alarmist extremist Laurence Waterburn
Would you like to know more?
Dateline China.
Young ruffians jumping a fence and throwing rocks at crocodiles got what was coming to them when one of the crocs grabbed one of the boys and dragged him to the other crocs, who proceeded to eat him. Just desserts? I think so.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/china/article1690634.ece
Earlier Taiwan.
A vet reached to remove sedation darts from a not so sedated crocodile, who promptly bit the vets arm off. All is well, as the croc was further sedated, and the arm was reattached to the man. Talk about a helping hand!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070413-crocodile-picture.html
Is this the start of a crocodile rebellion against the dominate human species?
Leading scientists say yes.
"We need to nuke these bastards from orbit, its the only way to be sure." said noted Crocodile researcher and alarmist extremist Laurence Waterburn
Would you like to know more?
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crocs are dicks
if the croc hunter died from like a heart attack
FUCKING AMAZING PICTURE.
He did LOLZ
some guy tried teasing an elephant by giving it sugar cane and then whipping it away
the elephant got pissed and impaled him on a tusk, and ate the sugar cane.
man that is cool
it's cool that he got his hand back though
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Besides being eaten alive by sparrows.
Secret Satan
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OH GOD JUST HURRY UP FUCKERS
I'm pretty sure its the picture from the national geographic article linked in the story above.
Yeah, we're fucked.
Never hire me to tell you if something isn't a crocodile, then.
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SOMEONE CALL MARIO BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT 1-UP'ED!
I honestly applied the CAUV rule.
Or so I thought.
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easy targets
Those teeth are not just for show.
nawm nawm nawm
but its hard to tell since the hand is in its mouth so we cant see it with its jaws closed, nor can we get a good top down view of its snout.
it's just got teeth that are hidden when the mouth is closed, a squarer head
but I suppose it is a croc, as it was in Taiwan, and alligators are only in China and US
Crocodiles have a V-shaped head.
That's the most obvious cosmetic difference.
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There's a video on youtube of this. It's pretty rad
this one was in a zoo, a nile crocodile says the NG article.
Spoilerd for HUGE.
alligators aren't because they have a recessed cavity for this enlarged tooth in their gumline
well I guess it's a croc then
whooooops
yes
same
let's synchronize
Don't worry, I'm sure Bindi the Jungle Girl can out-wrestle a croc
it wasn't even supposed to look like him
here. this is paul hogan for you.
I had a couple of friends that had this HUGE paul hogan poster on the back of their door in high school. it was amazing.
Edit: i almost put an edit in that post disclaimering that i knew that wasn't, nor was it supposed to be paul hogan.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE "THAT GUY!"