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The Twelfth Republican Debate: please don't talk about your dicks

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Not as much love for Cruz.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Oh, it has to be a very good deal. Well that makes sense.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Man, that's gonna be the line of the night.

    Marcomentum at last!

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Trump snapped.

    Here we go.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Trump, you've lost me. Is it going to be a very good deal, or a great deal?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    You can read all about it in his book, The Art of the Vaguely One-Sided Deal That is Going to Be So Great

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Oh, he's moved up from good deals, to great deals!

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    many friends, many properties, many many, good deals, so many deals. we make good deals, iran is bad deal, i say it's a bad deal

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    deal deal deal deal deal deal deal

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Once Obama submits our sovereignty to the UN then Cuba will have jurisdiction to sue us for 200 trillion dollars.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    It's weird, because Trump clearly doesn't understand the Iran deal and has made that incredibly clear and no one calls him on it.

    Or, I guess, that doesn't work on Trump so no one bothers?

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Trump, you've lost me. Is it going to be a very good deal, or a great deal?

    aren't those the same? or is a great deal = a very very good deal?

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    ArdolArdol Registered User regular
    Cuba wants to murder us Cruz?

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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    The Ayatollah wants to murder me!?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Ardol wrote: »
    Cuba wants to murder us Cruz?

    Is that actually actually a controversial opinion?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Veagle wrote: »
    The Ayatollah wants to murder me!?

    Not you specifically Yossarrian

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Kasich: you need to negotiate strong deals

    Oh god the disease Trump is suffering from is spreading

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Is Kasich just making stuff up? Who is saying these things other than Republicans?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    lol now "tough deals" is catching

    You could tell he was like "oh god now I'm saying it too"

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Friends from other countries do ask me "what is America doing?", but for very different reasons Mr Kasich.

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    OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    Let's be honest though Trump is far from alone in making vague "tough guy" promises

    Now Kasich is getting in on the action

    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Veagle wrote: »
    The Ayatollah wants to murder me!?
    Oh, every Friday he just won't shut up about murdering you. Hard to say how serious he is since it takes about three beers to get him going.

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    WOOO CLIMATE CHANGE

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The "moderate" Republican, ladies and gentlemen

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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular

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    ArdolArdol Registered User regular
    Climate change holy shit

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    "You're either with us or against us" and "we're not rattling a sword" uttered literally in the same breath

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Time to deny climatology.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    China hacked my wifi :(

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Now time for me to be sad for a little bit.

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    Brutal JBrutal J Sorry! Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Registered User regular
    Kasich just threw a rod, and spouted out random foreign policy talking points all jumbled together. Arm Ukrainian freedom fighters to fight Isis cause fuck Putin.

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    RhalloTonnyRhalloTonny Of the BrownlandsRegistered User regular
    And we enter the "everything's subjective except the things we say aren't" section.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No shithead, the consensus is that ANTHROPOLOGIC GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING

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    Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Aaand Rubio doesn't know the difference between climate and weather. Cool.

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    QuarterMasterQuarterMaster Registered User regular
    God. Dammit.

    SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    "forcing down our throat"

    DRINK

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    God I'm just trying to imagine Hillary Clinton debating policy with Donald Trump

    My god

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    Stabbity Style wrote: »
    Aaand Rubio doesn't know the difference between climate and weather. Cool.

    i don't think any Republican does.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    :(

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    These candidates are embracing fatalism and nihilism with regards to global warming.

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