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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Anyone is free to send me topless pics.

    Think this wise?

    Rock I handle these professionally.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    SOMEONE POST THE CONGRATULATIONS VIDEO FOR CLERIC, IT WILL NEVER BE MORE RELEVANT
    CHOOSE WISELY
    u gave me a frighten

    but-more-scared-than-horny_c_6297219.jpg

    quote from a review of winkys game

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Anyone is free to send me topless pics.
    do you think this mole looks cancerous,

    Nah you're probably safe, but you could get it checked out just in case.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

    They actually reworked mulligans! You still do the same thing where you shuffle your hand in and draw that many minus one, but once you keep your hand you can scry 1 (look at the top card of your library and either keep it there or put it on the bottom)

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

    Mulligans have actually gotten better! If you mulligan lower than your opponent, you also get the Scry 1 at the start of the game.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

    Mulligans have actually gotten better! If you mulligan lower than your opponent, you also get the Scry 1 at the start of the game.

    If you mulligan at all you get to scry. Both people can scry if they're mulliganing.

    Proper use of the mulligan is a huge part of doing well in competitive CCGs like Magic and Hex. And I am really bad at it.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

    Mulligans are still an important part of playing magic.

    Knowing when and when not to take them is very big.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    oooh yeah

    sacrificing blockers after they've blocked but before damage hit

    hah yeah that was dumb, exploity bullshit getting rid of it was a good idea

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?

    They tell you to go back to the senior citizen home.

    Can a player still declare mulligan? Or is it now a silly millenial word now?

    Mulligans have actually gotten better! If you mulligan lower than your opponent, you also get the Scry 1 at the start of the game.

    If you mulligan at all you get to scry. Both people can scry if they're mulliganing.

    Proper use of the mulligan is a huge part of doing well in competitive CCGs like Magic and Hex. And I am really bad at it.

    Ah, I wasn't sure exactly on this since I've only played online since the rule change, and it handles it automatically for you.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    What do modern MtG rules about ante look like?
    The DCI wrote:
    No.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    nowadays I just play with my housemate's X-Wing minis

    flying a sqad of 6 TIEs is pretty fun until they all start crashing into each other

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    what strange moon language is this

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Honestly I am way more interested in a ltr than a one night stand, so maybe I should ask her what she is looking for...

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Anyone is free to send me topless pics.

    Think this wise?

    Rock I handle these professionally.

    http://imgur.com/BtTQEMN

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So winky

    Did Zootopia lead to any increase in revenue for you?

    That's not a snarky question

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Reading about rider form for Milan-San Remo. Apparently Sonny Colbrelli is "a low budget Italian Peter Sagan".

    Ouch.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I dig the little "Season One Recap!" thing starting Daredevil Season 2

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

    Torment Era Nightmare Decks were fun for this reason.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    Honestly I am way more interested in a ltr than a one night stand, so maybe I should ask her what she is looking for...

    Yes, this is worth having clear!

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I dig the little "Season One Recap!" thing starting Daredevil Season 2

    OH MY GOD SPOILERS

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

    At least it let LSV break the online client in a good old-fashioned infinite loop

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

    hmm that's mostly fair

    depending on what your using to kill the enchantment

    a strait exile seems to cost around 4 mana

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Sherlock Holmes game is ducking rad and hard as hell

    Why won't the murderer in this opening case just confess... I'm gonna stream it later when I do the second case I think that'll make for riveting and frustrating viewing as I derp.

    @elki @cinders @MrMister

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So winky

    Did Zootopia lead to any increase in revenue for you?

    That's not a snarky question

    I figured monster girls would blow him up but I never heard either way.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I used to take advantage of tapping creatures assigned as blockers (before damage) with icy manipulator so they ate damage but didn't dole out.

    Dang, I can remember a lot about magic given timeframe.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Sherlock Holmes game is ducking rad and hard as hell

    Why won't the murderer in this opening case just confess... I'm gonna stream it later when I do the second case I think that'll make for riveting and frustrating viewing as I derp.

    this ducking game tho

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

    hmm that's mostly fair

    depending on what your using to kill the enchantment

    a strait exile seems to cost around 4 mana

    Yeah but the issue is, it was a gotcha for players that did not know about it.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    The worst was Oblivion Ring. O-ring was written as: When ~ ETB, exile target nonland permanent.

    When ~ LTB, return target card exiled with ~ to the battlefield under its' owners control.

    You could cast o-ring, target a thing, while it was still on the stack you could sac o-ring, the second parg resolves becore exiling the target and then that card is exiled forever.

    hmm that's mostly fair

    depending on what your using to kill the enchantment

    a strait exile seems to cost around 4 mana

    Yeah but the issue is, it was a gotcha for players that did not know about it.

    man the whole game is a gotcha

    better to learn how the stack works :P

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Sherlock Holmes game is ducking rad and hard as hell

    Why won't the murderer in this opening case just confess... I'm gonna stream it later when I do the second case I think that'll make for riveting and frustrating viewing as I derp.

    @elki @cinders @MrMister

    I am having to puzzle this out in my own head, sifting all of the clues. Why was this kid breaking back in if he had what he wanted, etc?

    I think I know what to do but... *chews nails*

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Just don't play MTG, it's full of assholes and stupidly expensive.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I used to take advantage of tapping creatures assigned as blockers (before damage) with icy manipulator so they ate damage but didn't dole out.

    Dang, I can remember a lot about magic given timeframe.

    heh when I played (still in damage on the stack days) you only had to be untapped to be assigned a blocker.

    When damage calc time came around it didn't matter if you were tapped or not, you were already blocking so you dealt and rec'd.

    Of cource that meant the defender could block with creatures, then use their tap abilities

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Just don't play MTG, it's full of assholes and stupidly expensive.

    so's assplay

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    We are back at the hospital today - not for mental health this time though, so yay! Kind of an improvement.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Oh man, En Passant pisses off people so much. In casual pickup chess games I have done that and had people argue that I can't do it because it's not a "normal rule" or some nonsense. Yes it is! It totally is!

    People do not like losing or suffering a blow because of lack of rules knowledge. Because it sucks. It's almost worth mentioning at the start of a game so they know.

    En Passant : chess :: "Damage on the stack" : Magic the Gathering

    Fucking mana burn.

    i started playing hearthstone and my favorite thing to do is to make people lose by running out of cards.

    it's like they thought they were playing one game and I was playing another the entire time.

    Milling is my favorite playstyle in Magic.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ugh....want to post this fun article from Politico.

    But it is election stuff. General election stuff not primary stuff though. And kind of tongue and cheek. But ugh don't want to shit up [chat].

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Oh man, En Passant pisses off people so much. In casual pickup chess games I have done that and had people argue that I can't do it because it's not a "normal rule" or some nonsense. Yes it is! It totally is!

    People do not like losing or suffering a blow because of lack of rules knowledge. Because it sucks. It's almost worth mentioning at the start of a game so they know.

    En Passant : chess :: "Damage on the stack" : Magic the Gathering

    Fucking mana burn.

    i started playing hearthstone and my favorite thing to do is to make people lose by running out of cards.

    it's like they thought they were playing one game and I was playing another the entire time.

    Milling is my favorite playstyle in Magic.

    deck that's all lifegain and shuffling your graveyard into your library

    the cruelest mill deck

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So winky

    Did Zootopia lead to any increase in revenue for you?

    That's not a snarky question

    I figured monster girls would blow him up but I never heard either way.

    The whole monster girls fad is like objectively the source of all my power.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I really loved my forest fire deck back in what might as well have been the Paleozoic era of Magic. Red/Green all the way baby.

    I have made some fun silly decks. I did have a hymn deck back when that was broken. Howling Pit (make enemy discard when you do/take damage) deck. Now I would probably be more for weird trick decks considering in Netrunner my favorite deck is the Jinteki black tree deck I was playing.

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