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Penny Arcade - Comic - Reboot

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited March 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Reboot

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    Good thing gab already has a child. I don't think he'll get any chances after this.

  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    Great comic.

  • YormungandrYormungandr Registered User regular
    Is this what the kids today call "Busting a Nut"?

  • ArmoredchocoboArmoredchocobo Avian LP extraordinaire Registered User regular
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    "Gabe-man's got nards!"

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • SanderloSanderlo Registered User regular
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.

    It hurts just to read it.

  • MaryAmeliaMaryAmelia Registered User regular
    I think Jerry will know the... keyword for this fetish.

  • ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Well, they both got the old snip-snip, so this is just a gift for Tycho.

  • DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.

    Happened to a kid in my neighborhood, only we were playing football and he went to make a jumping, over-the-shoulder catch and came down on a fire hydrant. Still can't forget that screaming--shit was horrifying.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dissent wrote: »
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.

    Happened to a kid in my neighborhood, only we were playing football and he went to make a jumping, over-the-shoulder catch and came down on a fire hydrant. Still can't forget that screaming--shit was horrifying.

    You can literally bust a nut, I watched a worlds dumbest where there was a video of a skateboarding kid who landed in such a way in that he burst a testicle. It was terrifying. And I guess common enough that boarders are aware of the danger.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    *Grampa-Simpsons right back outta this thread*
    >.<

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.
    How did he manage that? A poorly thought out Cartman Roshambo challenge?

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    Arg... that last panel got the song "Here Comes the Boom" stuck in my head.

    “I used to draw, hard to admit that I used to draw...”
  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Tycho's newspost is weird to me because it reads like he doesn't know that the Souls games were, in fact, supposed to be spiritual successors to the King's Field series and were developed by the same company.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Tycho's newspost is weird to me because it reads like he doesn't know that the Souls games were, in fact, supposed to be spiritual successors to the King's Field series and were developed by the same company.

    I'd say that's pretty fair, really, given that this is the first I'm hearing of that, myself.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Artereis wrote: »
    Well, they both got the old snip-snip, so this is just a gift for Tycho.

    Tycho did. Gabe took his balls and went home.

  • ArmoredchocoboArmoredchocobo Avian LP extraordinaire Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.
    How did he manage that? A poorly thought out Cartman Roshambo challenge?

    I think the guy was talking to some girl and her boyfriend got the wrong idea.

    Then had more wrong ideas.

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Tycho's newspost is weird to me because it reads like he doesn't know that the Souls games were, in fact, supposed to be spiritual successors to the King's Field series and were developed by the same company.

    I've heard many hours of discussion of Souls' games and this is the first I've heard mention of King's Field in relation to it. I don't think this connection is common knowledge.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Tycho's newspost is weird to me because it reads like he doesn't know that the Souls games were, in fact, supposed to be spiritual successors to the King's Field series and were developed by the same company.

    I've heard many hours of discussion of Souls' games and this is the first I've heard mention of King's Field in relation to it. I don't think this connection is common knowledge.
    I thought it was common knowledge that the Souls games were spiritual successors to Kings Field. Huh. I mean, From software is also known for a few other franchises, like Armored Core and such.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I probably wouldn't call it common knowledge (although it's far from obscure, too), but to someone whose job and livelihood is wrapped inextricably around video games, it should be pretty well known.

    For what it's worth, I've never actually played a Souls game (I owned the first King's Field, unfortunately), and I know about the lineage.

    forty on
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    Armoredchocobo wrote: »
    I know a guy around here years ago that actually got kicked in the nuts with a steel-toe.

    He's sterile now, it absolutely destroyed the testicles.
    How did he manage that? A poorly thought out Cartman Roshambo challenge?

    I think the guy was talking to some girl and her boyfriend got the wrong idea.

    Then had more wrong ideas.
    That's horrible. I'd hope some sort of justice was carried out on the perpetrator.

  • TravanTravan Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Tycho's newspost is weird to me because it reads like he doesn't know that the Souls games were, in fact, supposed to be spiritual successors to the King's Field series and were developed by the same company.

    I've only ever heard of King's Field as it relates to DeS/DaS so yeah weird is the word.

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