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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    "Eating establishments" is really the only curveball there

    But it's a fascinating curveball isn't it

    Yeah, what does food service have to do with hanafuda?

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    theme parks often come w/ theme restaurants, it could just be that

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Please put a Pokemon Center restaurant near me thank you

    Why... why would they name a restaurant after the Pokemon hospital? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, VOW!?

    Charizard can finally serve a purpose

    In my belly

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Please put a Pokemon Center restaurant near me thank you

    Why... why would they name a restaurant after the Pokemon hospital? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, VOW!?

    Charizard can finally serve a purpose

    In my belly

    I was literally just talking about how he serves a purpose by Flying, Cutting, Strengthing, and Rocking Smash. That's his purpose, to do my tedious traversal moves.

    I'll throw down on, like, some Moomoo Steaks or something though.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i'd presume a lot of that new charter stuff is just finding new uses for tech they already made, like how microsoft went "oh, the kinect shit is really useful for hospitals"

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i'd presume a lot of that new charter stuff is just finding new uses for tech they already made, like how microsoft went "oh, the kinect shit is really useful for hospitals"

    griffin's amiibo corner really opened their eyes to the edible opportunity right under their noses

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I've never had frog legs but I'd try Froakie legs

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    i'd presume a lot of that new charter stuff is just finding new uses for tech they already made, like how microsoft went "oh, the kinect shit is really useful for hospitals"

    Nintendo branching out into health and medical devices isn't all that far removed from Wii Fit or the third-party uses of Wii Sports as a therapeutic tool

    and they teased the Wii Vitality Sensor for practically the entire duration of the Wii's lifespan

    it's not out of the realm of possibility that this is just a formal statement of a direction that they'd already been pursuing behind the scenes for years

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Realm of possibility? They've openly talked about their interest in medical tech for years. At one point they were considering creating an entire branch of the company dedicated to it.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Welcome to the Nintendo (TM) Hospital, where you trade your play coins for medical treatment

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Welcome to the Nintendo (TM) Hospital, where you trade your play coins for medical treatment

    Honestly, it'd still be better than the system we've got in the US.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Welcome to the Nintendo (TM) Hospital, where you trade your play coins for medical treatment

    Honestly, it'd still be better than the system we've got in the US.

    Yeah, I consistently have the max play coins from having my 3DS in my pocket all day. Finally, I can get this TMJ taken care of!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Welcome to the Nintendo (TM) Hospital, where you trade your play coins for medical treatment

    Honestly, it'd still be better than the system we've got in the US.

    Yeah, I consistently have the max play coins from having my 3DS in my pocket all day. Finally, I can get this TMJ taken care of!

    The only time I ever managed to really burn off any play coins was right after Smash 3DS came out and I was buying trophies left and right.

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    Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

    Get an MRI (+50 points)
    Get Diagnosed With A Rare Disease (+1000 points)

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    ZythonZython Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

    Get an MRI (+50 points)
    Get Diagnosed With A Rare Disease (+1000 points)

    "I may have lymphoma, but at least I can now get a free copy of Yoshi's Touch & Go!"

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Zython wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

    Get an MRI (+50 points)
    Get Diagnosed With A Rare Disease (+1000 points)

    "I may have lymphoma, but at least I can now get a free copy of Yoshi's Touch & Go!"

    Well at least the lymphoma can be treated. You're stuck with touch and go

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

    Forget earning points, I get more of those than I can use anyway. But if I could spend Platinum Points to get my sinuses looked at, I'd be all for that.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    okay pocket card jockey's horse names, what've you got this ti-

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    Definitely bet on me

    I won't let you down

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    okay pocket card jockey's horse names, what've you got this ti-

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    Definitely bet on me

    I won't let you down

    You sure? Laser Beam was just barely nipping at your heels.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    "Eating establishments" is really the only curveball there

    But it's a fascinating curveball isn't it

    Now they can shut down all those rogue Mario's Pizza places.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    diversifying is smart, nintendo's stable of IP can be applied to a bunch of stuff

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    Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

    not even a little bit what a vaccine is

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I would totally take some Dr. Mario vitamins

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

    not even a little bit what a vaccine is

    Almost exactly the definition.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

    not even a little bit what a vaccine is

    No, I'm pretty sure that's the recipe for a valid vaccine. Take small sample of virus, apply drugs to weaken, inject.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

    not even a little bit what a vaccine is

    Almost exactly the definition.

    I DID NOT MEAN TO START THIS TANGENT.

    I was just going for a goof.

    It was a goddamn goof.

    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
    My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I am not taking any medication with the Dr. Mario brand on it

    It's just a hodgepodge of pills that your doctor throws into a prescription bottle that also for some reason has your virus in it.

    Um, that's basically the definition of a vaccine.

    not even a little bit what a vaccine is

    Almost exactly the definition.

    I DID NOT MEAN TO START THIS TANGENT.

    I was just going for a goof.

    It was a goddamn goof.

    I was, too, actually.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Zython wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if you got MyNintendo points for checking into Nintendo brand hospitals?

    Get an MRI (+50 points)
    Get Diagnosed With A Rare Disease (+1000 points)

    "I may have lymphoma, but at least I can now get a free copy of Yoshi's Touch & Go!"

    Well at least the lymphoma can be treated. You're stuck with touch and go

    It was a little touch and go there for a moment but we managed to excise all of the malignant bits from your 3DS.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    How would you like your steak? Charmander, Charmeleon, or Charizard?

    Don't forget to recommend our Gardevior menu for your vegan friends.

    Would you like to Evolve your value meal for $1?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Contra III is in the NA e shop!
    Stand in awe of something Konami did that was not dickish

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    monster games, the people who did excite truck and handled some porting for nintendo, are branching out to third party stuff with a new nascar game on ps4

    i mostly bring this up to talk about how fucking radical excite truck is

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Secret best Wii launch title.

    Reason the Wii U is considered a failure, lack of Excite Truck.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    So I'm sure this has been mentioned here before but...

    A Fox in Space is pretty great:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPx4s0sxfU

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That animation style makes me super nervous, I'm waiting for some Fritz the Cat shit to start happening at any moment

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
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