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simonwolf

loss.jpg - as timely now as it was when it appeared eight years ago

Elldren

Lovely day is used as it is in the film

DasUberEdward

simon i don't get the pic from the simpsons


help

Cinders

DasUberEdward wrote: »

simon i don't get the pic from the simpsons


help

It's a joke about ctrl-alt-del

simonwolf

DasUberEdward wrote: »

simon i don't get the pic from the simpsons


help

it's loss.jpg with Simpsons screencaps instead of Buckley

Elldren

http://youtu.be/sU4mDyj8DSI

For reference

DasUberEdward

Cinders wrote: »

DasUberEdward wrote: »

simon i don't get the pic from the simpsons


help

It's a joke about ctrl-alt-del

oh. . .uh. . .alright.

yes. i understand this reference friends.

carry on.

Jacobkosh

Let's generate a star system

rather than making every individual roll, which would be obnoxious, I'll just make a bunch at once and then report back in on the results

Geth, roll 10#2d6

Geth, roll 1d100

10#2d6 10 # 8 [2d6=6, 2] 4 [2d6=2, 2] 6 [2d6=3, 3] 5 [2d6=4, 1] 7 [2d6=1, 6] 3 [2d6=1, 2] 9 [2d6=6, 3] 6 [2d6=5, 1] 2 [2d6=1, 1] 9 [2d6=5, 4]

1d100 2 [1d100=2]

PLA

@Sparvy Thomas Thorild.

bloodyroarxx

[chat] of Duty: Infinite War[chat]

official trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeF3UTkCoxY

DEETS!

Call of Duty®: Infinite Warfare returns to the roots of the franchise where large-scale war and cinematic, immersive military storytelling take center stage. Prepare for a gripping war story in which players fight against the Settlement Defense Front to defend our very way of life.

Take Command on November 4.

Pre-order the Legacy Edition or Digital Deluxe Edition and get Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare Remastered*, the return of one of the most critically-acclaimed games of all time.

*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered contains only 10 MP maps from the original Call of Duty: Modern Warfare game. For more information, please visit www.callofduty.com/MWR_FAQ

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered

One of the most critically acclaimed titles in the series, inspired by overwhelming community interest, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is being remastered for current generation consoles. Executive produced by Infinity Ward and developed by Raven, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered* puts players into a modern-day action-thriller filled with the heart-stopping moments that made it one of the most critically-acclaimed games of all-time.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered boasts vibrant current generation visuals, with fully improved texture resolution and detail, high-dynamic range lighting, lit and shadowing VFX particles, revamped animation and audio, stunning sound, and much more. Fans will relive the full, iconic campaign as they’re transported around the globe with Capt. Price, Gaz and Soap across all the missions from the original game, including “All Ghillied Up,” “Charlie Don’t Surf,” and “Crew Expendable.”

Players will also experience the online multiplayer mode that redefined Call of Duty by introducing killstreaks, XP, Prestige and more, and battle head-to-head in 10 fan-favorite maps from the original multiplayer mode, including classics such as “Crash,” “Backlot” and “Crossfire.”

“The original Modern Warfare raised the bar on video games and forever will be remembered as one of the best. It’s an honor to be developing the remaster and we are committed to faithfully remastering this classic for Call of Duty fans,” stated Brian Raffel, studio head of Raven Software.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered* is included with the following editions of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare:
• Legacy Edition and Digital Legacy Edition – Includes both Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, SRP 89,99 €.

• Digital Deluxe Edition – Includes Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered and Season Pass, SRP 109,99 €.

• Legacy Pro Edition – Includes Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, Season Pass, collectible SteelbookTM, official game soundtrack and additional digital items, SRP 119,99 €.

Jacobkosh

Geth, roll 10#2d6
Geth, roll 1d100
Geth, roll 4#1d6

10#2d6 10 # 6 [2d6=3, 3] 7 [2d6=2, 5] 4 [2d6=1, 3] 11 [2d6=6, 5] 7 [2d6=5, 2] 11 [2d6=5, 6] 11 [2d6=6, 5] 5 [2d6=4, 1] 7 [2d6=3, 4] 6 [2d6=5, 1]

1d100 19 [1d100=19]

4#1d6 4 # 1 [1d6=1] 6 [1d6=6] 3 [1d6=3] 4 [1d6=4]

Athenor

Wow. Those dice rolls are unreadable on mobile. White on gray.

Edit: Couldn't BBcode link on the mobile version...

simonwolf

Playstation store wants my credit card information to renew my PS Plus subscription

Playstation store also refuses to allow me to enter more than three digits for my card's security code, when American Express cards are four-digit

Playstation store pls

Mazzyx

At first I was like wait new space Battlefield. Then I realized it was CoD. Then got annoyed they used Space Oddity. Then was like did you see that dog fight in space?

So mixed feelings.

Coinage

nobody still cares about cod, broar pls

Jacobkosh

A binary system with main-sequence A- and F-type stars. I was excited about the F-type because that kind of star can potentially support life, but a dogshit d100 roll meant that it only had 1 orbiting body. Womp womp.

But then I rolled for the nature of the orbiting body and it was an ateroid belt. And then I rolled on the asteroid belt anomalies table and discovered that there's actually a settlement there! Some kind of habitat or mining operation. The next step (after I bash out the system for it) would be to roll for the habitat's population, governance, tech level, etc.

knitdan

I find it endearing that broar still cares about online multiplayer shooters though.

syndalis

knitdan wrote: »

I find it endearing that broar still cares about online multiplayer shooters though.

Lots of people still do!

Just, like, not here.

And I don't think any one game will be able to maintain a large, non-insular community past 3-6 months.

Athenor

First, I'm still shocked that Activision has put out a new Call of Duty game every year for a decade now.

Second, it just hit me that they are releasing 2 this year, as a remaster isn't exactly cheap.

Third, holy shit they might as well just be making Halo now.

Fourth: God DAMNIT we need a modern version of Freespace or Descent 4!

Coinage

The new OP warms my dark webcomics heart.

ronya

*adds Gangnam Style to playlist*

simonwolf

Revised OP because, man, loss.jpg is eight years old? That baby would be in third grade by now!

Haphazard

Star Wars or Traveller, Jacob?

21stCentury

The "Settlement Defense Force", eh?

isn't that part of the Israeli military?

simonwolf

ronya

notsureifloss.jpg

Ludious

Well ronya if you're not sure if you floss try t think weather or not you run nylon thread between your teeth

Honk

I have unreasonable feelings towards Call of Duty. It's not harming anyone but I still want them to stahp.

Tav

simonwolf wrote: »

hahahahaha oh my god

Cinders

I want to say again that I am in love with my car.

I can't wait to drive her today.

DasUberEdward

bloodyroarxx wrote: »

[chat] of Duty: Infinite War[chat]

official trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeF3UTkCoxY

DEETS!

Call of Duty®: Infinite Warfare returns to the roots of the franchise where large-scale war and cinematic, immersive military storytelling take center stage. Prepare for a gripping war story in which players fight against the Settlement Defense Front to defend our very way of life.

Take Command on November 4.

Pre-order the Legacy Edition or Digital Deluxe Edition and get Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare Remastered*, the return of one of the most critically-acclaimed games of all time.

*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered contains only 10 MP maps from the original Call of Duty: Modern Warfare game. For more information, please visit www.callofduty.com/MWR_FAQ

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered

One of the most critically acclaimed titles in the series, inspired by overwhelming community interest, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is being remastered for current generation consoles. Executive produced by Infinity Ward and developed by Raven, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered* puts players into a modern-day action-thriller filled with the heart-stopping moments that made it one of the most critically-acclaimed games of all-time.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered boasts vibrant current generation visuals, with fully improved texture resolution and detail, high-dynamic range lighting, lit and shadowing VFX particles, revamped animation and audio, stunning sound, and much more. Fans will relive the full, iconic campaign as they’re transported around the globe with Capt. Price, Gaz and Soap across all the missions from the original game, including “All Ghillied Up,” “Charlie Don’t Surf,” and “Crew Expendable.”

Players will also experience the online multiplayer mode that redefined Call of Duty by introducing killstreaks, XP, Prestige and more, and battle head-to-head in 10 fan-favorite maps from the original multiplayer mode, including classics such as “Crash,” “Backlot” and “Crossfire.”

“The original Modern Warfare raised the bar on video games and forever will be remembered as one of the best. It’s an honor to be developing the remaster and we are committed to faithfully remastering this classic for Call of Duty fans,” stated Brian Raffel, studio head of Raven Software.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered* is included with the following editions of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare:
• Legacy Edition and Digital Legacy Edition – Includes both Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, SRP 89,99 €.

• Digital Deluxe Edition – Includes Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered and Season Pass, SRP 109,99 €.

• Legacy Pro Edition – Includes Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, Season Pass, collectible SteelbookTM, official game soundtrack and additional digital items, SRP 119,99 €.

@bloodyroarxx @desc

don't click this spoilerino til you watch the video descer

i think my jaw dropped when they went to fucking space. i was not prepared for that transition.

Coinage

Honk wrote: »

I have unreasonable feelings towards Call of Duty. It's not harming anyone but I still want them to stahp.

It's okay, "stop liking things I don't like" is the nerd raison d'être.

Haphazard

Cinders wrote: »

I want to say again that I am in love with my car.

I can't wait to drive her today.

Picturinos?

TL DR

Good Monday, wage slaves and bosses and free comrades

Elldren

Cinders wrote: »

I want to say again that I am in love with my car.

I can't wait to drive her today.

Again:

http://youtu.be/hgee3FNiZY4

cB557

DasUberEdward

call of duty games are crazy fun

the single player in most of them is delightful

Cinders

Elldren wrote: »

Cinders wrote: »

I want to say again that I am in love with my car.

I can't wait to drive her today.

Again:

http://youtu.be/hgee3FNiZY4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-G28iyPtz0

cB557

DasUberEdward wrote: »

call of duty games are crazy fun

the single player in most of them is delightful

We must've been playing different singleplayers. I've found the campaigns rather dull.

Cinders

Haphazard wrote: »

Cinders wrote: »

I want to say again that I am in love with my car.

I can't wait to drive her today.

Picturinos?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Remember to drive at a responsible speed.