The [Wrestling Thread] is adequately prepared for The End

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Good. Put Corey Graves in his spot.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Can't believe Austin walker is replacing lawler

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Jerry Lawler is and always has been a sexist, racist piece of shit

    And before someone says "no but that's just his gimmick!"

    Uhhhhhhh bro

    Racist?

    If someone (usually Mauro) calls a puro or lucha move by its proper Japanese or Mexican origin name, Lawler will often shit talk that as he'll be A.) Unfamiliar with the move because if it's not a powerslam, clothesline, or suplex then Lawler has a hard time identifying it and B.) It's a "funny sounding foreign word"

    Just the other week on SmackDown, Mauro called a move by its proper Japanese name, Lawler was like "huh?" and then the guy who did it followed up with a power bomb, Lawler said mockingly "and here's an Edamame power bomb!" or something like that.

    And like... that's not heel commentary. That's not doing a bit. That's being ignorant about wrestling aka your fucking job and being racist on top of it, basically going "hurr durr I know foreign words too, Mauro, Godzilla Sushi Toyota Armdrag"

    Pony on
  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Watching Smackdown and man, the whole "he looks like a kid out there!" adage applies double to Xavier Woods because he looks overjoyed to be wrestling AJ Styles.

    I really dug that match. In fact all of his in ring stuff with the new day has been great. Now I just need to see AJ/Big E and I'll be happy.

  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    well this will make the VGCW line of show's women's matches a little more awkward to listen to

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Lawler has a long history of saying heinous racist shit about basically every wrestler who isn't white and/or American.

    Under the guise of being a "heel commentator" of course, but given that Jerry Lawler's gimmick is basically just "Jerry Lawler" cranked up to 11, as many old school 80s dudes were, I just don't buy the idea that Lawler himself isn't a racist, sexist dipshit.

    I don't like casting judgement on a wrestler for shit they do/say on screen like that, but in Lawler's case I don't know if there's really a distinctive line between the man and the character.

    He's a gross relic of the past who needs to be fired into the Sun

  • ArtoriaArtoria Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FmACba5GB0

    WWE is becoming a major sport league

    I really think there is gonna be twice as many titles

    While this is cool they are going to have to change his last name since it is slang for something else and wrestling fans being shit people who will exploit the heck out of it.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    dragonsama wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FmACba5GB0

    WWE is becoming a major sport league

    I really think there is gonna be twice as many titles

    While this is cool they are going to have to change his last name since it is slang for something else and wrestling fans being shit people who will exploit the heck out of it.

    I wonder how Inoki feels about the dude just up and leaving him after 2 years.

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  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Watching the highlights of the Corbin Ryder match I relalise now that End of Days is entirely dependent on how the opponent takes it for how good it looks. They've got to really make themselves 'hang' to show that Corbin is in control rather than he is being hit by a Rock Bottom.

    Ryder really hooks himself up there and gets properly pendulumed by Corbin which makes it look like Ryder gets splattered.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Regarding Lawler, ugh what a shit situation.

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  • LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For anyone who thinks WWE revises history for their own means, and I wouldn't disagree, try and watch the April 3rd 2000 Monday Nitro on the Network. It will make you angry.

    I could use more details.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Watching the highlights of the Corbin Ryder match I relalise now that End of Days is entirely dependent on how the opponent takes it for how good it looks. They've got to really make themselves 'hang' to show that Corbin is in control rather than he is being hit by a Rock Bottom.

    Ryder really hooks himself up there and gets properly pendulumed by Corbin which makes it look like Ryder gets splattered.

    Ryder is secretly Shawn Michaels-level of making people look good in the ring. If hulk hogan ever comes back in-ring I want zack to be his big feud

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    For anyone who thinks WWE revises history for their own means, and I wouldn't disagree, try and watch the April 3rd 2000 Monday Nitro on the Network. It will make you angry.

    I could use more details.

    It was the "Best of" Nitro before the big Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo April 10 reboot that spent the entire two hours verbally blowing them and portraying them as geniuses who the Internet should love unquestionably.

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  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Good. Put Corey Graves in his spot.

    Throw KO on double duty, wrestling and commentating.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I have a feeling Jerry will be eventually be brought back.

    wirehead26 on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Nikki Bella said on Instagram she was training a little with one Bryan Danielson. Now I've never heard that name before in my life of course but I looked him up and he's supposed to be pretty good!



    Re Lawler I am very forgiving of anything done as a heel in the wrestling world. I personally don't need to reach beyond this specific news to think he must be a shitty dude and I'm glad he's been released.

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I have a feeling Jerry will be eventually be brought back.

    I am not so sure this time....I think they were headed towards a world without him already.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    we will never see Lawler on TV again

  • SproutSprout Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I have a feeling Jerry will be eventually be brought back.

    They've been phasing him out for a while now. This just gives them an excuse to completely cut him out.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    we will never see Lawler on TV again

    He'll be in TNA by the end of the year.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    we will never see Lawler on TV again

    He'll be in TNA by the end of the year.
    Right so we will never see him on TV again

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I wonder how Renee Young would be as commentator.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    I wonder how Renee Young would be as commentator.
    Excellent judging from her stint commentating in NXT

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    you have to replace a crazy old man with another crazy old man

    put Bob Backlund on commentary

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    you have to replace a crazy old man with another crazy old man

    put Bob Backlund on commentary
    Jesus Christ no you're trying to kill us all

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Guys, guys, Chris Hero is wrestling Marty "Totally Not a Skrull" Scurll this Sunday at Progress.

    https://youtu.be/-w2t9xHesXs

    Now I have to decide if I want to spend £12 to go and stand around through a show mostly comprised of bullshit I don't care about just to see Chris Hero. This is a tough choice.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    bring back jesse ventura

    but not like, current jesse ventura

    build a time machine and go get late-80s jesse ventura and bring him back

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    bring back jesse ventura

    but not like, current jesse ventura

    build a time machine and go get late-80s jesse ventura and bring him back

    If you're going to go through all of this trouble you may as well get Heenan.

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    bring back jesse ventura

    but not like, current jesse ventura

    build a time machine and go get late-80s jesse ventura and bring him back

    If you're building a time machine to retrieve a color commentator can we get pre-cancer Heenan istead?

  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Or we could travel 20 years into the future and bring back a retired Kevin Owens.

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Or we could travel 20 years into the future and bring back a retired Kevin Owens.

    But then current Owens might get dumped over the table during a spot and make contact with future Owens and then Timecop rules would go into effect.

    Which would be the worst case scenario.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

    It's good entrance music. Probably one of the most character-evocative of the current roster.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

    hopefully he does his little baby bouncies as well

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Oh hey MITB is in like two days isn't it, I need to do a bit of catching up

    And it actually looks like a pretty good card too

    Aside from Corbin/Ziggler (which, why do they keep doing this) I think I'm interested in every match there

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

    hopefully he does his little baby bouncies as well

    You know he's thinking "Boing-ee boing-ee boing-ee" every time he does that.

    Just like every wrestler is thinking of a revving car engine when they run to the ring.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

    Probably because we're going to find out Vince is the person buying UFC.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    Watching the highlights of the Corbin Ryder match I relalise now that End of Days is entirely dependent on how the opponent takes it for how good it looks. They've got to really make themselves 'hang' to show that Corbin is in control rather than he is being hit by a Rock Bottom.

    Ryder really hooks himself up there and gets properly pendulumed by Corbin which makes it look like Ryder gets splattered.

    Ryder is secretly Shawn Michaels-level of making people look good in the ring. If hulk hogan ever comes back in-ring I want zack to be his big feud

    Only if Ryder goes over.

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  • SpuzSpuz Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    As part of his ufc deal, lesnar gets to use his wwe entrance music

    Probably because we're going to find out Vince Shane is the person buying UFC.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shirts/aldo/mug-shot.html Adam Rose selling a shirt with his mugshot on it

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