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i just played vampire: bloodlines for four hours

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    well yeah

    why do you think dudes first invented the camera

    sick of jacking off to big ass oil paintings all the fuck time

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    just all "POW CHECK IT OUT WE'RE SOME BIG OL TITTIES OVER HERE"

    did you try being mean to her

    i was such a jackoff

    she'd be all 'I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU MASTER'

    and i'd go 'hahahahaha you are a dumb junkie whore, go steal some money for me and maybe i'll let you sniff the crotch of my jeans'

    I couldn't do that to her after she said she was an orphan. I was like, hey, I'm an orphan too, I can't take your monies.

    Besides, there's no topless option.

    I spent a good hour or two looking for a mod to fix that.

    Never did find it, god damn it.

    are you serious because i found about a billion nude mods while i was looking for fan patches

    it's like, i had to cleave my way through the nude mods with a machete to reach the temple of v.4.02

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    first porn is cave paintings of people fucking

    they found them in like, pompeii or something

    way to go humanity

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    just all "POW CHECK IT OUT WE'RE SOME BIG OL TITTIES OVER HERE"

    did you try being mean to her

    i was such a jackoff

    she'd be all 'I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU MASTER'

    and i'd go 'hahahahaha you are a dumb junkie whore, go steal some money for me and maybe i'll let you sniff the crotch of my jeans'

    I couldn't do that to her after she said she was an orphan. I was like, hey, I'm an orphan too, I can't take your monies.

    Besides, there's no topless option.

    I spent a good hour or two looking for a mod to fix that.

    Never did find it, god damn it.

    are you serious because i found about a billion nude mods while i was looking for fan patches

    it's like, i had to cleave my way through the nude mods with a machete to reach the temple of v.4.02

    look at me

    you see this face?

    this is my serious face

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    first porn is cave paintings of people fucking

    they found them in like, pompeii or something

    way to go humanity

    pompeii was where they found an illustrated brothel menu on the walls

    also it was from civilized roman times you're probably thinknig of lascaux or some other french cave

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    well yeah

    why do you think dudes first invented the camera

    sick of jacking off to big ass oil paintings all the fuck time

    You think they invented tissues for your nose?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i have never gotten a boner from polygonal titties

    or naked art, for that matter

    it's like if i can tell it's not a photograph, nothin'

    nata

    Dead or Alive gave me a woody.

    Then again, so did Sexy Beach.

    Maybe my head's broke, I don't know. Emotion and boners are things I don't really have control over.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The flamethrower in this game was very fun. Running into a diner and burning people to death and whatnot.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    what's awesome is that you find nude mods which are basically shit, all a pink circle for the areola and no nipple

    and the comments are all like 'wow you should go into game design'

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    well yeah

    why do you think dudes first invented the camera

    sick of jacking off to big ass oil paintings all the fuck time

    You think they invented tissues for your nose?

    same reason they invented socks, actually

    little jizzrag you got an excuse to carry around with you

    the sock industry tries to cover it up, but it's totally true

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    well yeah

    why do you think dudes first invented the camera

    sick of jacking off to big ass oil paintings all the fuck time

    You think they invented tissues for your nose?

    same reason they invented socks, actually

    little jizzrag you got an excuse to carry around with you

    the sock industry tries to cover it up, but it's totally true


    Oh yeah, man, I got socks that stand up in the corner.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    The flamethrower in this game was very fun. Running into a diner and burning people to death and whatnot.

    Hell, the Tremere's ability to make people puke blood and assault each other is where it's at.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    well yeah

    why do you think dudes first invented the camera

    sick of jacking off to big ass oil paintings all the fuck time

    You think they invented tissues for your nose?

    same reason they invented socks, actually

    little jizzrag you got an excuse to carry around with you

    the sock industry tries to cover it up, but it's totally true

    Oh yeah, man, I got socks that stand up in the corner.

    gross dude

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

    not quite. A lot more structured, quite a bit more linear than that, with a smaller area to explore, but it has a fucking ton of options on how to do shit.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    The flamethrower in this game was very fun. Running into a diner and burning people to death and whatnot.

    Hell, the Tremere's ability to make people puke blood and assault each other is where it's at.

    never played as a Tremere. They always seem to be like the guys who go round pretending to vampires in real life.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's kinda like that. There's the main quest and side quests.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

    not quite. A lot more structured, quite a bit more linear than that, with a smaller area to explore, but it has a fucking ton of options on how to do shit.

    so we're talking more like kotor then.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

    not quite. A lot more structured, quite a bit more linear than that, with a smaller area to explore, but it has a fucking ton of options on how to do shit.

    so we're talking more like kotor then.

    kinda, yeah

    but with a lot more character options and way more dialog and story depth

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

    not quite. A lot more structured, quite a bit more linear than that, with a smaller area to explore, but it has a fucking ton of options on how to do shit.

    so we're talking more like kotor then.

    Ever play Deus Ex? It's pretty much exactly like that, just more stat driven.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    The flamethrower in this game was very fun. Running into a diner and burning people to death and whatnot.

    Hell, the Tremere's ability to make people puke blood and assault each other is where it's at.

    never played as a Tremere. They always seem to be like the guys who go round pretending to vampires in real life.

    Fuck Tremere.

    Brujah bitches.

    Potence and Celerity.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    wait so is this some kind of free-roaming city game ala grand theft auto and stuff too

    because that sounds pretty kickin'

    not quite. A lot more structured, quite a bit more linear than that, with a smaller area to explore, but it has a fucking ton of options on how to do shit.

    so we're talking more like kotor then.


    Kotor with the aforementioned rude titties, and a hot little red headed ghoul you can make run around in a thong and bra.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's like Deus Ex with sidequests and vampires.

    Edit: Damn, beated.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    It's like Deus Ex with sidequests and vampires.

    see, this is what I've been trying to say this whole time, but couldn't find the right words.

    Also, titties.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    It's like Deus Ex with sidequests and vampires.

    see, this is what I've been trying to say this whole time, but couldn't find the right words.

    Also, titties.


    And a crazy cheerleader blonde who moans when you bang her.

    And don't tell me vampires can't bang because I'm not listening!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    and crazy dudes

    i can't imagine playing this game as somethign that isn't a malk

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    malk as a first timer kinda ruins some of the story.

    like the daughter of janus thing, and some other crazy mumbo jumbo insight.

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread reminds me that I found an old copy of Day of the Tentacle CD. I never could get the sound to work...

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    and crazy dudes

    i can't imagine playing this game as somethign that isn't a malk

    You need at least one run through as a non-malk, just to realise how brilliantly done the Malkavian aspect was.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    and crazy dudes

    i can't imagine playing this game as something that isn't a malk

    Malk's are a lot of fun to play as.

    You can go invisible and make people kill each other.

    The dialog is also different from the other clans.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey, anyone knows how to mod the game a bit? I'm trying to find a manual somewhere that can tell me how to move character skins around ( more specifically, give the Venture skin and armor to the Brujah ) but so far I've come empty handed.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I know its not much of a help but I do remember reading about mods which changed characters skins so I imagine it is certainly possible

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I kind of forgot about this game, or never actually considered buying it, but it's starting to seem more appealing as the summer draws closer. What is it about RPG elements that make a game exponentially more awesome?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Speaking of old games, I picked up Temple Of Elemental Evil at Fry's for like 8 bucks.
    Is it any good?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Speaking of old games, I picked up Temple Of Elemental Evil at Fry's for like 8 bucks.
    Is it any good?

    If you patch it and like hack and slahs rpgs then it's excellent. If you don't like pretty much pure combat then you won't like it.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Speaking of old games, I picked up Temple Of Elemental Evil at Fry's for like 8 bucks.
    Is it any good?

    If you patch it and like hack and slahs rpgs then it's excellent. If you don't like pretty much pure combat then you won't like it.

    I love Icewind Dale 2, so I guess that means I will like this.
    Any mods I should get?

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Not that I know of. ToEE wasn't really my thing rpgwise.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's pretty much the single greatest adaptation of the D&D ruleset for a game.


    It's just a damned pity they used it on a fairly bland (if classic) greyhawk module instead of doing their own storyline.



    But it's good fun in any case.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    It's pretty much the single greatest adaptation of the D&D ruleset for a game.


    It's just a damned pity they used it on a fairly bland (if classic) greyhawk module instead of doing their own storyline.



    But it's good fun in any case.



    I've never actually played the module, even though like, everyone I've ever met who plays D&D has.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    WHY wrote: »
    It's pretty much the single greatest adaptation of the D&D ruleset for a game.


    It's just a damned pity they used it on a fairly bland (if classic) greyhawk module instead of doing their own storyline.



    But it's good fun in any case.

    is that the one that deletes your c drive if you uninstall it

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