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The glass harmonica is a musical instrument invented by Benjamin Franklin, who was inspired by the practice of making music with drinking glasses. It creates eerie and ethereal music that is rumored to drive people insane.
There may be various reasons for the scarcity of [glass harmonica] players, principally the almost universally shared opinion that playing it is damaging to the health, that it excessively stimulates the nerves, plunges the player into a nagging depression and hence into a dark and melancholy mood, that it is an apt method for slow self-annihilation… Many (physicians with whom I have discussed this matter) say the sharp penetrating tone runs like a spark through the entire nervous system, forcibly shaking it up and causing nervous disorders.
If you are suffering from any nervous disorder you should not play it
If you are not yet ill you should not play it excessively
If you are feeling melancholy you should not play it or else play uplifting pieces
If tired, avoid playing it late at night.
Asian coworker just had brush-in with stupid white folks again. He keeps getting called Mexican. This time it was a road rager yelling at him.
must
resist
don't
go
there
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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OPERATION SPRING CLEANING PROGRESS REPORT:
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
so AV Club has been doing this thing where they kind of make fun of game of thrones but they also break down scenes and explain all the tropes and common cinematography techniques and stuff used and it's really interesting
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
I don't want something evolving down there that could send tendrils up to infect my ass.
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
It's symbolic. If the commode is pristine, then surely everything else is, too.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
You think it's not until you don't
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Hehe I typed don't and my phone recommended a donut
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
just like
you get splashback sometimes
we all do
now usually that's just water
not that you'd want to drink it or anything but it's no worse than what's coming out of you at the moment
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I've failed twice in one week
*seppukus self*
*retains honor*
This feels quite meta
Have to? No, get to? Yessss!
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I was not prepared to shit that much
wow
Doge chat. Here's my idea, someone may use:
"What breed is my [chat]?"
Chatters to start off with doge pics and breed guesses.
You feeling ok Trace, you've mentioned a lot of butt stuff.
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It's like I ate taco bell in the last 24 hours
lovelydaylovelydaylovelyday
must
resist
don't
go
there
this winter I had plumbing problems that stopped one of my toilets from working for a couple of weeks and in that time it accrued...stain. The plumbing issue was fixed and I went at the thing with toilet bowl cleaner in increasingly powerful concentrations but while they got the worst of it there was this gross residue at the very bottom of the bowl that just would not admit to any cleaning substance or technique on earth, even when I tried draining the thing entirely to chisel away at the residue by hand with a razor. I was starting to think that maybe it was just time to replace the entire bowl.
But a new challenger has appeared.
Its name is motherfucking hydrochloric acid and the demons of stain flee from it like vampires from the sun. My once-befouled toilet bowl is now fit to baptize the Christ child itself in.
praise be
praise be
ladies
wait
Want to go to bed but it is 7 pm.
Is it really important to clean the inside of something you shit in?
pleasepaypreacher.net
I don't want something evolving down there that could send tendrils up to infect my ass.
It's symbolic. If the commode is pristine, then surely everything else is, too.
You think it's not until you don't
Fun!
Battleborn. It's so good people compare it to Overwatch.
just like
you get splashback sometimes
we all do
now usually that's just water
not that you'd want to drink it or anything but it's no worse than what's coming out of you at the moment
but if the bowl isn't clean
Portal. Because why not?
I've been vidjaless and pornless for like 6 weeks now
And sober for like 6 months?!
This is getting outta hand. Literally, for one of those points.
do you want to face gross poopy residue
a modern day task of hercules right here
I support you being two for three in these endeavours.
Assuming you had laptop back:
Porn or vidya first?
Obviously, don't fetish shame fuzzy.
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that means person of interest is on hulu now
what am i even doing here
I am hoping the iron infusion on Monday starts kicking in. But I know rebuilding hemoglobin is a multiweek process.
This sounds horrifying what you are going through mazzy and I wish you the best.
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oh man
the flu is the worst for this
you try to segment your expellations so there is no cross contamination but sometimes the urge overrides your good intentions and you're like
oh no I'm not going to make it to the designated puker, am I