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Early Monday morning, Baker was walking near 19th and Filbert in Forest Grove to catch as many Pokémon as possible when he saw another man, possibly playing the same game.
"I saw him go by and asked if he was playing Pokémon Go. He was like 'what?' I guess he wanted to battle because he came up at me with a knife," said Baker.
Baker said he didn't go to the hospital because he still wanted to hunt for Pokémon and other things.
"Right after I was stabbed, I continued my mission to Plaid Pantry for my mission for chips and beer," said Baker.
When most of us think about the danger of driving while interacting with invisible beings, we’re most likely to blame Pokemon Go. That’s not the case with this 28-year-old Floridian, who was praying to an invisible being named Jesus with her eyes closed. While driving. She hit a house.
The wreck happened on the morning of July 7, in the matronly-named city of Mary Esther, Florida. The woman ran a stop sign and kept driving until she hit a house with her Taurus. She tried to back out, but the car was too stuck in the sandy soil.
Luckily, nobody was hurt, in either the car or the house.
I do love that this was posted to "Jesus Take The Wheel".
I have a feeling this thread is going to be about 50% Pokemon Go related stories, because that seems to be an instant unending fountain of hilariously awful things.
Thank god it's summer break for the college, but I'm really dreading when those 35,000 kids return next month.
Actually, thinking about this, there could be a massive impact on student's grades because of this. Think of that semester WoW destroyed in college, but now imagine the point was playing it everywhere you went.
I wonder if there's a way to create pokemon-free areas, like school buildings or especially classrooms.
Or the random people congregating on the playground during school hours cause it's a pokestop or gym.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
When most of us think about the danger of driving while interacting with invisible beings, we’re most likely to blame Pokemon Go. That’s not the case with this 28-year-old Floridian, who was praying to an invisible being named Jesus with her eyes closed. While driving. She hit a house.
The wreck happened on the morning of July 7, in the matronly-named city of Mary Esther, Florida. The woman ran a stop sign and kept driving until she hit a house with her Taurus. She tried to back out, but the car was too stuck in the sandy soil.
Luckily, nobody was hurt, in either the car or the house.
I do love that this was posted to "Jesus Take The Wheel".
That's pretty much what I would expect to see happen if an uneducated artisan from 2000 years ago tried driving a car....
When most of us think about the danger of driving while interacting with invisible beings, we’re most likely to blame Pokemon Go. That’s not the case with this 28-year-old Floridian, who was praying to an invisible being named Jesus with her eyes closed. While driving. She hit a house.
The wreck happened on the morning of July 7, in the matronly-named city of Mary Esther, Florida. The woman ran a stop sign and kept driving until she hit a house with her Taurus. She tried to back out, but the car was too stuck in the sandy soil.
Luckily, nobody was hurt, in either the car or the house.
I do love that this was posted to "Jesus Take The Wheel".
That's pretty much what I would expect to see happen if an uneducated artisan from 2000 years ago tried driving a car....
IT'S A MIRACLE!
Kinda need a comic of this now
Panel 1 " Jesus take the Wheel!"
Panel 2: A terrified Jesus flying down the highway screaming " I don't know what this is!!!!"
Utah is tired of drones getting in the way of putting out wildfires. They will take them out the humane way of jamming them since actually shooting them down would be a pain.
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ShadowfireVermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered Userregular
edited July 2016
They could just attach plows to the front of the planes and smash through them. :rotate:
I walked to the local Subway last night while pokingmans going and when I got in, some police followed me and said another guy outside just had his phone grabbed out of his hand and were hoping to pull security tapes.
of course all the cameras were fake and not powered.
Utah is tired of drones getting in the way of putting out wildfires. They will take them out the humane way of jamming them since actually shooting them down would be a pain.
Honestly I would be comfortable with more than a 15 year maximum sentence for a drone pilot who causes a firefighting aircraft to crash during a wildfire.
Like. Fuck that person. Throw away the key, society doesn't need that person for anything.
When most of us think about the danger of driving while interacting with invisible beings, we’re most likely to blame Pokemon Go. That’s not the case with this 28-year-old Floridian, who was praying to an invisible being named Jesus with her eyes closed. While driving. She hit a house.
The wreck happened on the morning of July 7, in the matronly-named city of Mary Esther, Florida. The woman ran a stop sign and kept driving until she hit a house with her Taurus. She tried to back out, but the car was too stuck in the sandy soil.
Luckily, nobody was hurt, in either the car or the house.
I do love that this was posted to "Jesus Take The Wheel".
That's pretty much what I would expect to see happen if an uneducated artisan from 2000 years ago tried driving a car....
IT'S A MIRACLE!
yea my wife had a patient that went manic/psychotic , started driving all over Alberta because the lord told him to. Then as he was getting tired "Jesus" said its ok I got this take a nap. So he did. Truck went off road flipped in the ditch total write off, luckily he was sleeping and his body wasn't stiff so he walked away. Stay on your meds don't go off them because you "feel better" it doesn't work that way.
This is probably bad news in the strictest sense.
The #1 in the Tour de France (Chris Froome) crashed into a camera motor (that probably stopped because of a fan not getting out of the way)
His bike was broken.
This was his solution:
Why do they let people get so close to the bikers in those races? That has always seemed strange to me.
The courses are incredibly long and people line up all along it, it would be sort of impossible to create a buffer along the entire course. The spectators have to take some responsibility for not getting in the way, and occasionally they fail.
Maybe the tour de france can put up an AR barricade along the race track to keep the spectators out of the way. Hell if you download a tour de france app maybe it could call you if you cross over the line and ask you to step back.
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
Rally fans do that shit with cars. Cars that are definitionally just barely under control, and moving very quickly.
I've seen a lot of rallycross and other racing videos of the cars drifting through a turn, literally inches from the horded masses, with nothing between them but hopes and dreams.
Utah is tired of drones getting in the way of putting out wildfires. They will take them out the humane way of jamming them since actually shooting them down would be a pain.
Honestly I would be comfortable with more than a 15 year maximum sentence for a drone pilot who causes a firefighting aircraft to crash during a wildfire.
Like. Fuck that person. Throw away the key, society doesn't need that person for anything.
15 years for that one charge and there is a lot of other shit you can get charged with.
Rally fans do that shit with cars. Cars that are definitionally just barely under control, and moving very quickly.
I've seen a lot of rallycross and other racing videos of the cars drifting through a turn, literally inches from the horded masses, with nothing between them but hopes and dreams.
The Portugal Rally almost got banned because of that...
Still, as crazy as rally driving is nowadays, throwing stupidly overpowered engines and stupid fans on the mix must have made the whole sport just err, stupid, back when.
The Portugal Rally almost got banned because of that...
Still, as crazy as rally driving is nowadays, throwing stupidly overpowered engines and stupid fans on the mix must have made the whole sport just err, stupid, back when.
It's really a sport centered around monumental willpower.
The navigator has to have the willpower to not look up and 100% trust in the driver and cars ability to handle the course. The driver has to have the willpower to trust that the fans will get out of the way, that the Navigator is correct, and that the car can do what it needs to do.
The fans... They are just plain ol' crazy.
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
Rally fans do that shit with cars. Cars that are definitionally just barely under control, and moving very quickly.
I've seen a lot of rallycross and other racing videos of the cars drifting through a turn, literally inches from the horded masses, with nothing between them but hopes and dreams.
And there's a lot of clips where that was not enough.
The Portugal Rally almost got banned because of that...
Still, as crazy as rally driving is nowadays, throwing stupidly overpowered engines and stupid fans on the mix must have made the whole sport just err, GLORIOUS, back when.
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I do love that this was posted to "Jesus Take The Wheel".
Way way back in the day, when I was approximately 1-2 hours into pokemon red, I looked up at him and said " This will be the death of us all someday"
... but not before I catch the Venusaur at the grocery store.
Apparently the employees really misunderstood what "Pokey-mans" were referencing.
Just because we have these marvels of technology at our literal fingertips doesn't mean we get to shut our brains off and act like friggin' idiots.
The 2nd nearest gym to my apartment is a liquor store.
Gotta drink em all.
Thank god it's summer break for the college, but I'm really dreading when those 35,000 kids return next month.
Actually, thinking about this, there could be a massive impact on student's grades because of this. Think of that semester WoW destroyed in college, but now imagine the point was playing it everywhere you went.
I wonder if there's a way to create pokemon-free areas, like school buildings or especially classrooms.
Or the random people congregating on the playground during school hours cause it's a pokestop or gym.
Gotta card 'em all.
That's pretty much what I would expect to see happen if an uneducated artisan from 2000 years ago tried driving a car....
IT'S A MIRACLE!
Kinda need a comic of this now
Panel 1 " Jesus take the Wheel!"
Panel 2: A terrified Jesus flying down the highway screaming " I don't know what this is!!!!"
Utah is tired of drones getting in the way of putting out wildfires. They will take them out the humane way of jamming them since actually shooting them down would be a pain.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970666737/
of course all the cameras were fake and not powered.
Honestly I would be comfortable with more than a 15 year maximum sentence for a drone pilot who causes a firefighting aircraft to crash during a wildfire.
Like. Fuck that person. Throw away the key, society doesn't need that person for anything.
yea my wife had a patient that went manic/psychotic , started driving all over Alberta because the lord told him to. Then as he was getting tired "Jesus" said its ok I got this take a nap. So he did. Truck went off road flipped in the ditch total write off, luckily he was sleeping and his body wasn't stiff so he walked away. Stay on your meds don't go off them because you "feel better" it doesn't work that way.
The #1 in the Tour de France (Chris Froome) crashed into a camera motor (that probably stopped because of a fan not getting out of the way)
His bike was broken.
This was his solution:
I rarely laughed so loudly at a live sporting event.
The jury is still deliberating how to handle it.
The courses are incredibly long and people line up all along it, it would be sort of impossible to create a buffer along the entire course. The spectators have to take some responsibility for not getting in the way, and occasionally they fail.
No kidding weed out the herd before the crazier AR stuff goes on the market.
I've seen a lot of rallycross and other racing videos of the cars drifting through a turn, literally inches from the horded masses, with nothing between them but hopes and dreams.
15 years for that one charge and there is a lot of other shit you can get charged with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIH7ApCxoM
Still, as crazy as rally driving is nowadays, throwing stupidly overpowered engines and stupid fans on the mix must have made the whole sport just err, stupid, back when.
It's really a sport centered around monumental willpower.
The navigator has to have the willpower to not look up and 100% trust in the driver and cars ability to handle the course. The driver has to have the willpower to trust that the fans will get out of the way, that the Navigator is correct, and that the car can do what it needs to do.
The fans... They are just plain ol' crazy.
And there's a lot of clips where that was not enough.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Group B forever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INwqyPct8qY
I don't think he's licensed...
If a bear wants to drive, do you want to be the person to tell it no?
Switch: nin.codes/roldford
I saw some kids playing Pokemon Go in the rain on Mackinac Island last night. I don't understand the youth.