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Penny Arcade - Comic - Grotesqueries

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited July 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Grotesqueries

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • poipoigirlpoipoigirl Registered User regular
    Give them nerf weapons lol

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    If god had wanted us to not hunt monsters to extinction, he wouldn't have given us arms, tool-making ability, and insatiable bloodlust.

  • identeregareidenteregare Registered User regular
    Yahtzee Croshaw wrote (said?):
    Actually, speaking of the title [of "Monster Hunter"], we should probably drop the word "monster" [...] since you usually just kill blameless wildlife that only attacks because you're invading its territory or because you just pushed a sharpened stick down the ear of its favorite child. But I guess calling it "Hunter/Gatherer of Innocent Young Dinosaurs Pathetically Mewling Their Last as the Memory of Their Mother's Warmth Drifts Away to Be Replaced by the Unforgiving Coldness of-" oh fuck it, let's just call it "YOU BASTARD".

  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Though, he did stop long before seeing lava-breathing crocodile-snakes and poison tigers.

    I do feel a bit guilty carving up them stegosaurs for food, but giant steak chunks don't grow on trees.

    Enlong on
  • BehrditzBehrditz Registered User regular
    And dont forget, man, in the latest monster hunter you can BE the cat. Playable Palicoes, yo.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all!"
    "Turns out it's Man."

  • RatherDashingRatherDashing Registered User regular
    "I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all!"
    "Turns out it's Man."

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