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Wrestle[Phalla] - The Patriot Games. Finale: Astronautica Loco and the Klub win!

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    How is untieing the vote off of me not a good explanation?

    Actually, you want it to be not a good explanation to refute Mega's reasoning.

    So Mega is probably evil.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Oh I read that wrong - good explanations

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  • MartossMartoss Registered User regular
    So it looks like we're 7 for premium, 5 for Gizzy. Remind me why they're suspicious again? Premium because he likes to make ties, and Gizzy because she was put into a three way tie??

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Martoss wrote: »
    So it looks like we're 7 for premium, 5 for Gizzy. Remind me why they're suspicious again? Premium because he likes to make ties, and Gizzy because she was put into a three way tie??

    She was also in a two way tie before premium put her into a three way tie, but yes.

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    So you little babies need to learn a thing about the beauty of science, and i'm here to deliver you the knowledge smack down like an Asteroid hitting the Earth. BROTHER

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    In this ring, we make sure we bash each other like atoms in a reaction.

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    We raise the temperature in this arena by KELVINS. We don't play none of the Fahrenheit shit in here. WE DO THINGS SCIENTIFIC BROTHER

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    AND IM HERE TO SLAM YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOUR ATOMS SPLIT

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    anyhow...

    Egos because my promo was clearly not ready for the science fair.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I'm impressed by space and science MD

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Yeah sure M D is someone I think I can get behind (and push over the ring wall)

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Just over 90s minutes to vote close. Please make sure to get your votes and orders in. I know there are a few people flirting with inactivus. The audience hates a lull in the action, don't be a buzzkill.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Sorry all, been driving p much all day. Will be back with a red vote and hopefully a promo once I walk the dog real quick and take a second look through the thread. But for now: I was never a huge Macho Man guy, but I have to vote Egos for making sure that I never think of him without thinking of kool-aid ever again.

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  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Egos

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Wait

    is this not an extended day?

    The understanding so far is that it is not.

    Weekends should always be extended.
    OH YEAH!!!!!!!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Egos clearly has the best promo and as such it is my duty to support it!

  • MartossMartoss Registered User regular
    Yeah the more I think about it, the less convinced I am that anything anyone did on that late night train was suspicious enough. Sketchy yes, but I think perhaps well within the realm of normal villager behaviour.

    Not saying I think that makes them innocent, just that I don't think we have enough information yet to say one way or the other.

    WACriminal, however, says that premium isn't suspicious only to vote for him anyways? Now that's suspicious.

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    The Egonator appreciates the support. But also recognizes the plight of other champions under the thumb of the brutal chairman. Oh Yeah, he can keep us down. But if we support each other, ain't nobody gonna stop this train. Because this train is powered on will alone.

    Oh Yeah

    I'm talking Nietzsche here, people. Power to Will. Oh Yeah. The Egonator actually reads philosophy. They didn't even think I could read. That's how low Matt Div and his corporate lackeys think of us wrestlers. They don't think we've read Plato's Republic. But we have, chairman. Oh yeah, we have.

    And the Egoster appreciates the mind as well as the body. *flexes* The commissioner also underestimated Locus, but he was wrong......yeah

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    I came here to crack some skulls, not do math homework!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwvCX94_EWI
    yeah, the Egoster watches the IT Crowd

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    MD your SCIENCE has no place in this wrestling ring!

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Of all the bad votes on me, WAcriminal stands out the most.

  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    premium to try and avoid a tie situation like last night, I guess

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    premium to try and prevent more last minute vote silliness.

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    oh I totally missed that...thing in orange. Well I know of something else that comes in orange: it's called Kool-AId.

    Oh Yeah......

    People say Kool-Aid is no longer hip. That nobody wants to drink Kool-Aid anymore. That Kool-Aid no longer belongs in this world. That it should be banned and a wall should be built to keep it out. Now... people say similar things about the Ol'Egonator here, that he is a relic. That nobody wants him in the Worldwide Phalla Wrestling League. Well I'm here to tell you that the Egoster is here to stay!

    Oh Yeah......

    That fat cat Matt Div and his corporate goonies may think the Egomatter is too real for television. Well I have this to tell you. You may have replaced Kool-Aid with Gatoraid, but just like Kool-Aid. The Egoster is gonna break through that wall and...say....

    OH YEAH

    Because you can't keep the Ego out of the league. Bring in all your fancy drinks like the Klub kids or the Fan Favorite and expect that people will just drink it up. Oh no! Because they know they aren't drinking something real. They want a drink of the ol'Egonator.


    OH YEAH

    So I say this to you chairman, you can build a wall around me. But I'll break through that wall and go

    OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahaha

    this makes the old-timer in me super happy!

    did you see that wall come tumbling down?

    was masterful!

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Nietzsche, I remember him. Remember accompanying him to the underworld too. Just like I'll be escorting all of you fools out of the ring. You understand me, ese?

    That's because I'm Xolotl, the evening star, and once you've all been eliminated, I'll go back to guiding the sun under the earth.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I was gonna go Egos, but MD for science!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    I'll be the Dante to your Inferno. Oh YEAH. I'm gonna dig deep in that fire of you and extinguish it . Oh yeah. When I find that frozen fallen angel known as Lucifer, I'm gonna thaw him and invite him to have some beverages. Yeah...it should be really thirst quenching ,yeah..That what I'm gonna do to your Inferno...yeah

    Egos on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh and premium was suspicious treaty with the vote thing

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    ......and the people apparently don't like The Premium. He's top of his class but the fans don't want him around. The Egoster doesn't think this fair. Nu-uh. Premium is the cream of the crop. But people always want to take off the cream and put in sugar or artificial sweetener instead, yeah. But we need the cream. I won't fight against the will of the people. But I respect the cream.

    Brody talks the talk, but can he walk the walk? We'll see. Oh Yeah. Is this a throwaway vote? Oh Yeah

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Where does he keep getting those creamers from??

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    MD, it might be not perfect for wrestling but is great!

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Egos as well.

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Weekends should always be extended!

    premium for no shenanigans

    but for what its worth I think Assuran or Gizzy dying would tell us more about last night than a premium vote

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    I think premium is far enough ahead that I can be comfortable voting for WAcriminal, who smells like my aunt Teresa's zuppa di pesce after it gets left out overnight.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    You'll be the one walking, Egos, walking slowly, painfully, sadly back to the locker room after I toss you out of the ring.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    It shows how little you know the Egoman. I don't walk, I move the ground.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Vote Closed. Nobody gets inactivus'd, it's a Christmas in July Miracle!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Day 3: BOTCHAMANIA!

    ***

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxldOEOnzPA

    "No disqualifications means that the PAW faithful get to see all the toys come out!" Shouted Draculetta as the earlier attack caused other wrestlers to seek out their own equalizers.

    "OH YAH! NOW THEY'RE REALLY GONNA $#%# EACH OTHER UP MATES!" The Chav could barely contained his excitement. The roster looked for someone to bear the brunt of their wrath.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs


    C. M. Hatoful (The C. M. stood for "Cooing Mercilessly") had been talking loads of smack leading up to the event, and so no one had any problem throwing him out of the ring. In all the confusion, Johnny Cartoon became separated from his tag partner. It was no wonder that he was soon after dumped over the side. He barely looked phased though, he rarely did with the shit he was on.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA


    ***

    2 wrestlers outside the ring had grabbed the roster's attention, but there was little they could do without opening themselves up to attacks from their rivals in the ring, so the brawling resumed in earnest. The Wrath was feeling awesome. The crowd had loved his Promo earlier in the show and he hoped that he would be able to use the momentum to stay in the match a bit longer and look strong. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to as he was muscled over the top rope.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPhdOuKsZIE


    ***

    Summary

    Premium - C. M. Hatoful, Iconoclast/Heel - skeet-shot
    Lostninja - Johnny Cartoon, Wasted/Face Tag Team Partner - Picked off
    Egos - The Wrath, Anti-Hero/Face - Eliminated?


    Voting Ends in 23 hours. PMs are being distributed now

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    @premium repping the best dating sim ever.

    Brody on
    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
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    OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    All PMs should be out. Please let Creative know if you're missing your scripts PMs.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Egos - The Wrath, Anti-Hero/Face - Eliminated?

    Dat question mark, tho

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Now that The Mafia is back in the ring, I'm calling a hit in on WAcriminal.
    Knowing affiliations before offing someone is our thing.
    Who won the blue vote? MD?
    Egos won the blue vote but then he got himself whacked.
    We'll see him soon enough is my guess.

    discrider on
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