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I resent security theater and think it's dumb and used to opt out of the body scanners for pat downs and encouraged my friends to do so with the sole reason of fuck the TSA
Buuuuut my convenience in this case outweighs this resentment
$100 for 5 years of global entry which includes precheck pls
Especially as a brown person
There, you know me, I ain't a terrorist
Honestly $20 a year to not have to take my shoes off or my laptop out of my bag a few times is worth it
Plus when coming back from abroad skipping customs is dope
Yeah if I were cis I wouldn't have done this
But hey the system is set up in a way that fucks with me so
I've been on celexa for a few years. I think it helps, especially now that I am not in situationally stressful and depressing moments of life. I certainly feel better than I did before starting such meds.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I just refuse to drive nearly 4 hours round trip to get pre-check when the government has done a background check on me at least twice which included interviews with friends, family, and strangers at a cost of something like ~$10,000 per check.
how could you pull a toothbrush out of a bag and not recognize it as nothing other than a toothbrush
unless you don't brush your teeth
which, being the guy was a TSA agent, makes sense
nevermind
sonicares come apart. The motor part could look like a vibrator, if you'd never seen a vibrator, and assumed the people who designed vibrators had never been exposed to a female genital
Probably actually treating the anxiety also lowered my metabolism because I didn't feel like I was in flight or fight response all the time
That probably burns calories
anti-anxiety meds usually have weight-gain side effects tho don't they
My short stint on mood stabilizers deffo raised my appetite. Plus I wasn't also having bouts of deep depression where I wouldn't eat anything at all except a piece of bread once in a while
how could you pull a toothbrush out of a bag and not recognize it as nothing other than a toothbrush
unless you don't brush your teeth
which, being the guy was a TSA agent, makes sense
nevermind
sonicares come apart. The motor part could look like a vibrator, if you'd never seen a vibrator, and assumed the people who designed vibrators had never been exposed to a female genital
So, the average TSA worker.
oh wait no I am confusing that with nerds, nevermind
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
how could you pull a toothbrush out of a bag and not recognize it as nothing other than a toothbrush
unless you don't brush your teeth
which, being the guy was a TSA agent, makes sense
nevermind
sonicares come apart. The motor part could look like a vibrator, if you'd never seen a vibrator, and assumed the people who designed vibrators had never been exposed to a female genital
So, the average TSA worker.
oh wait no I am confusing that with nerds, nevermind
no you had it right the first time
nerds are smart enough to use a computer to look up what female genitals look like. tsa workers aren't
how could you pull a toothbrush out of a bag and not recognize it as nothing other than a toothbrush
unless you don't brush your teeth
which, being the guy was a TSA agent, makes sense
nevermind
sonicares come apart. The motor part could look like a vibrator, if you'd never seen a vibrator, and assumed the people who designed vibrators had never been exposed to a female genital
So, the average TSA worker.
oh wait no I am confusing that with nerds, nevermind
no you had it right the first time
nerds are smart enough to use a computer to look up what female genitals look like. tsa workers aren't
true
true
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
actually i guess it's not too far off from a cheap vibrator...
*is lost in thought*
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Havelock2.0What are you?Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered Userregular
A co worker of mine had her bag opened and her sonicare pulled out. The TSA man said "What is this?"
As if it were a weapon.
She replied "My vibrator"
Never seen someone drop something so fast
i have a sonicare and sometimes i brush my teeth and wonder if it could also be repurposed as a vag scrubber
Well...we got microwaves from a giant radar melting chocolate in a dude's pocket, you could discover the vibrator of the future
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
A little Google searching makes it seem pretty simple. Sigh I should probably be getting a new music computer in the near future though, which will be tough since I'm trying to save up like 5k for a new apartment
I just refuse to drive nearly 4 hours round trip to get pre-check when the government has done a background check on me at least twice which included interviews with friends, family, and strangers at a cost of something like ~$10,000 per check.
Just no. Fuck you.
DoD employees get it for free. Because to work at the DoD you have had a government background check. They bloody advertise it in my building.
Me? I'm a contractor so nope even though I have had an in depth investigation do to my work already including an hour interview.
You are DHS, I know they are a shit show, but they might have the same thing DoD does hidden somewhere on the employee portal.
I take propranolol for anxiety which has been fairly recent, and between all of the various pills I take, I actually feel like how I always imagine normal non crazy people feel. I mean, other than the fact that i've become about 20 times more annoying in chat.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
My landlady texts me to say she does not see my rent check.
I tell her that I definitely put it in the box on the first of the month, and I ask her to please check again.
This happened before, and last time I had to put a hold on the check and write a new one. And she had even been rude about it. Like, sending catty messages that implied she did not believe I ever really turned in the first check.
She calls me back to let me know there is a hole in the rent box, and that checks have been falling out of the box and into the wall, and that they just found "all of the checks" that have been piling up down there.
Probably actually treating the anxiety also lowered my metabolism because I didn't feel like I was in flight or fight response all the time
That probably burns calories
anti-anxiety meds usually have weight-gain side effects tho don't they
My short stint on mood stabilizers deffo raised my appetite. Plus I wasn't also having bouts of deep depression where I wouldn't eat anything at all except a piece of bread once in a while
Yeah but I'm saying if I didn't have anxiety at all is probably be fatter even without meds
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
@Blameless Cleric I thought for sure that bat-signal was going to be about my obnoxious drunken parties accusation
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I always just assumed that vibrating toothbrushes were specifically designed for understimulated shy housewives with the ostensible goal of increasing toothbrush sales.
"Blameless Cleric" I thought for sure that bat-signal was going to be about my obnoxious drunken parties accusation
I didn't even see that!!
I did get kind a little tipsy yesterday and then got eaten out in a restaurant bathroom followed by going home and drunkenly playing Clue and then having sex for almost two hours while the people I had over also had sex in the other room and hooo gosh I'm glad Sundress wasn't home
(sundress was out drunkenly partying down the street)
So, whatever accusations you may have made may have been fair
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Probably actually treating the anxiety also lowered my metabolism because I didn't feel like I was in flight or fight response all the time
That probably burns calories
Yeah if I were cis I wouldn't have done this
But hey the system is set up in a way that fucks with me so
unless you don't brush your teeth
which, being the guy was a TSA agent, makes sense
nevermind
no fuck it
it was totally ok
I gather anxiety often leads to some foot-tapping, and shifting around, and oh look I burned a few hundred calories while sitting at work.
Just no. Fuck you.
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I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
sonicares come apart. The motor part could look like a vibrator, if you'd never seen a vibrator, and assumed the people who designed vibrators had never been exposed to a female genital
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anti-anxiety meds usually have weight-gain side effects tho don't they
My short stint on mood stabilizers deffo raised my appetite. Plus I wasn't also having bouts of deep depression where I wouldn't eat anything at all except a piece of bread once in a while
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So, the average TSA worker.
oh wait no I am confusing that with nerds, nevermind
no you had it right the first time
nerds are smart enough to use a computer to look up what female genitals look like. tsa workers aren't
true
true
*is lost in thought*
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Well...we got microwaves from a giant radar melting chocolate in a dude's pocket, you could discover the vibrator of the future
DoD employees get it for free. Because to work at the DoD you have had a government background check. They bloody advertise it in my building.
Me? I'm a contractor so nope even though I have had an in depth investigation do to my work already including an hour interview.
You are DHS, I know they are a shit show, but they might have the same thing DoD does hidden somewhere on the employee portal.
I thought I read somewhere that vibro toothbrushes will do in a pinch
you know
like some ladies survival guide to travelling or something
There are already some highly engineered vibrators out there i tell u hwhat
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I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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You can just pull the N64 rumble pack out when it starts rumbling and it will vibrate until the battery dies or it's plugged back in.
That is 100% inaccurate but I do appreciate the sentiment
also me and em got a quetz and i made a platform saddle
sorry I'm at work otherwise I might take a pikachu
haha I have not had the energy to deal with ark
it'll probably be next week
I tell her that I definitely put it in the box on the first of the month, and I ask her to please check again.
This happened before, and last time I had to put a hold on the check and write a new one. And she had even been rude about it. Like, sending catty messages that implied she did not believe I ever really turned in the first check.
She calls me back to let me know there is a hole in the rent box, and that checks have been falling out of the box and into the wall, and that they just found "all of the checks" that have been piling up down there.
-_-
landlady
Yeah but I'm saying if I didn't have anxiety at all is probably be fatter even without meds
I didn't even see that!!
I did get kind a little tipsy yesterday and then got eaten out in a restaurant bathroom followed by going home and drunkenly playing Clue and then having sex for almost two hours while the people I had over also had sex in the other room and hooo gosh I'm glad Sundress wasn't home
(sundress was out drunkenly partying down the street)
So, whatever accusations you may have made may have been fair
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!