Rules are simple:
- You have to describe the game in 1 sentence
- it can't be too obvious, but try not to be too vague.
- it can't be an outright lie
- Answers in spoilers, in case the description is spoilers.
Here's a batch to get started.
1. A dead guy bosses his diva of a girlfriend around as she goes on a murder spree and saves no one.
Transistor
2. A construction guy steals valuables from animals for his time machine while foreigners try to do the same to him.
3. A homeless guy tries to save his girlfriend with a gardening implement.
Shovel Knight
4. A construction man goes around the world punching swords in the face.
Super Mario RPG
5. A guy tries to go for the ol' Sitcom double-date with deadly implications.
Catherine
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Metroid Other M
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ii) Uncanny Valley Lie Detector Simulator
iii) A rooster kills everyone
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
or on a vaguely meta level i guess it could be five nights at freddy's
I like that second answer a lot
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Freddie Mercury's debut RPG.
An asshole helps Anonymous fight The Man
Watch Dogs?
Katamari Damacy!
Bzzt, incorrect.
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