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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    why eat breakfast when you can drink it

    rJopdpl.jpg

    Has science gone too far?

    Considering the physics-defying coffee level in that pot, yes.

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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Cereal is great but it's dessert

    My gf sometimes has bulk puffed corn with homemade granola and almond milk

    She's like "ooh so decadent, all that maple syrup I put in the granola" while I'm rooting through my Chocolate Honey Crunch looking for the shaved chocolate like a hungry truffle pig

    I've always said you sound like a truffle pig who hasn't met his quota

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Why are you still jacking it when you got a bloody dick? I swear to god, son
    haven't we all been there

    I've had chafed dick before.

    But not like

    skin sloughing off dick

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    why eat breakfast when you can drink it

    rJopdpl.jpg

    Soylent. For when you've just stopped giving a fuck about life.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i actively avoid getting my dick damaged

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    I should write an app that forces the phone camera into horizontal orientation no matter how you hold your phone

    I will be acquired by apple immediately and they will be like jesus why didn't we think of this

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I'll confess, when I had a bad groin muscle pull, I still found ways to contort my body so that I could jack it in mild discomfort instead of searing pain

    Even though finishing was like having someone pull a saw blade out of my urethra

    So I do understand

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    SO what the shit is up with the couple that went dressed as 9/11 at DragonCon?

    They did what now?

    A couple, who according to DragonCon "based on photos did NOT have passes to the event and had snuck in", were dressed as the towers, on fire, with barbie dolls falling off the buildings.

    Somehow they did not get their collective asses kicked.

    Trolls gonna troll

    See I lose patience there.

    To me that's "hey you made a conscious decision to do something immorally reprehensible, and as a result the consequence of that action is that you get knocked out like a bad World Star video..."

    Then maybe you learn what is and isn't a good idea.

    No but really

    These people are being shitty for the sake of provoking people because the Internet and the physical world are the same thing now.

    What is the response here? To beat them up? To doxx them and send them death threats over twitter? Because those are the default responses to anything people dislike now and probably happening if this is getting on the news.

    Then what? We're better people because we beat up a pair of assholes and yelled "world star!" In someone's shaky vertical orientation phone video?

    Who cares whether these two people think they're funny edgelords? What is getting mad at trolls ever going to really accomplish? Start at one end of a lifetime's worth of trolls and threaten one after another until we achieve world peace?

    All you really gotta do is not laugh. Sometimes its hard though. I mean, what if the costumes had been so tasteless they crossed over?

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I should write an app that forces the phone camera into horizontal orientation no matter how you hold your phone

    I will be acquired by apple immediately and they will be like jesus why didn't we think of this

    then how would my mother in law take every single picture vertically

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    I should write an app that forces the phone camera into horizontal orientation no matter how you hold your phone

    I will be acquired by apple immediately and they will be like jesus why didn't we think of this

    then how would my mother in law take every single picture vertically

    she wouldn't gooey

    just imagine it

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    It's coffee and soylent

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    SO what the shit is up with the couple that went dressed as 9/11 at DragonCon?

    They did what now?

    A couple, who according to DragonCon "based on photos did NOT have passes to the event and had snuck in", were dressed as the towers, on fire, with barbie dolls falling off the buildings.

    Somehow they did not get their collective asses kicked.

    Trolls gonna troll

    See I lose patience there.

    To me that's "hey you made a conscious decision to do something immorally reprehensible, and as a result the consequence of that action is that you get knocked out like a bad World Star video..."

    Then maybe you learn what is and isn't a good idea.

    No but really

    These people are being shitty for the sake of provoking people because the Internet and the physical world are the same thing now.

    What is the response here? To beat them up? To doxx them and send them death threats over twitter? Because those are the default responses to anything people dislike now and probably happening if this is getting on the news.

    Then what? We're better people because we beat up a pair of assholes and yelled "world star!" In someone's shaky vertical orientation phone video?

    Who cares whether these two people think they're funny edgelords? What is getting mad at trolls ever going to really accomplish? Start at one end of a lifetime's worth of trolls and threaten one after another until we achieve world peace?

    All you really gotta do is not laugh. Sometimes its hard though. I mean, what if the costumes had been so tasteless they crossed over?

    Someone here, years ago, went as shot-in-the-head JFK and Jackie with his SO for Halloween and it was amazing.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I jsut noticed my shirt is torn at the elbow

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    It's coffee and soylent
    i don't know what soylent tastes like but that sounds like it could be gross

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    SO what the shit is up with the couple that went dressed as 9/11 at DragonCon?

    They did what now?

    A couple, who according to DragonCon "based on photos did NOT have passes to the event and had snuck in", were dressed as the towers, on fire, with barbie dolls falling off the buildings.

    Somehow they did not get their collective asses kicked.

    Trolls gonna troll

    See I lose patience there.

    To me that's "hey you made a conscious decision to do something immorally reprehensible, and as a result the consequence of that action is that you get knocked out like a bad World Star video..."

    Then maybe you learn what is and isn't a good idea.

    No but really

    These people are being shitty for the sake of provoking people because the Internet and the physical world are the same thing now.

    What is the response here? To beat them up? To doxx them and send them death threats over twitter? Because those are the default responses to anything people dislike now and probably happening if this is getting on the news.

    Then what? We're better people because we beat up a pair of assholes and yelled "world star!" In someone's shaky vertical orientation phone video?

    Who cares whether these two people think they're funny edgelords? What is getting mad at trolls ever going to really accomplish? Start at one end of a lifetime's worth of trolls and threaten one after another until we achieve world peace?

    All you really gotta do is not laugh. Sometimes its hard though. I mean, what if the costumes had been so tasteless they crossed over?

    Like if one of them was dressed as the tower and the other one as the plane, and then the plane charged across the room to collide with the tower?
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    It's coffee and soylent
    i don't know what soylent tastes like but that sounds like it could be gross

    Apparently it's actually not bad, totally fine, mild nutty flavour that loses the coffee's punch

    The main issue is it's p expensive

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    SO what the shit is up with the couple that went dressed as 9/11 at DragonCon?

    They did what now?

    A couple, who according to DragonCon "based on photos did NOT have passes to the event and had snuck in", were dressed as the towers, on fire, with barbie dolls falling off the buildings.

    Somehow they did not get their collective asses kicked.

    Trolls gonna troll

    See I lose patience there.

    To me that's "hey you made a conscious decision to do something immorally reprehensible, and as a result the consequence of that action is that you get knocked out like a bad World Star video..."

    Then maybe you learn what is and isn't a good idea.

    No but really

    These people are being shitty for the sake of provoking people because the Internet and the physical world are the same thing now.

    What is the response here? To beat them up? To doxx them and send them death threats over twitter? Because those are the default responses to anything people dislike now and probably happening if this is getting on the news.

    Then what? We're better people because we beat up a pair of assholes and yelled "world star!" In someone's shaky vertical orientation phone video?

    Who cares whether these two people think they're funny edgelords? What is getting mad at trolls ever going to really accomplish? Start at one end of a lifetime's worth of trolls and threaten one after another until we achieve world peace?

    All you really gotta do is not laugh. Sometimes its hard though. I mean, what if the costumes had been so tasteless they crossed over?

    We must all be zen in the face of sub-chanboard tier trolling

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Well that was a draft but I stand by it

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I jsut noticed my shirt is torn at the elbow

    RIP

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    poo
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    It's coffee and soylent
    i don't know what soylent tastes like but that sounds like it could be gross

    It tastes kind of like liquid graham crackers. It's a very mild and unremarkable flavor, which is for the best for a meal replacer type thing. Oatmeal is bland but you don't get tired of it. Same kind of philosophy.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I feel for chu. I pushed the boundaries a bit post vasectomy.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    How ayahuasca, an ancient Amazonian hallucinogenic brew, became the latest trend in Brooklyn and Silicon Valley.

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/12/the-ayahuasca-boom-in-the-u-s

    @desc @TL DR
    Tru

    poo
  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    Y not just eat pasta

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I should write an app that forces the phone camera into horizontal orientation no matter how you hold your phone

    I will be acquired by apple immediately and they will be like jesus why didn't we think of this

    Hello I would like to invest on the ground floor of ythis opportunity

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tofu is p gud when it's fried right

    but there is very little on this earth that is not improved by a straight up frying

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    Good to know.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    what is that image supposed to be
    just a thermos full of coffee with way too much milk in it?

    It's coffee and soylent
    i don't know what soylent tastes like but that sounds like it could be gross

    It tastes kind of like liquid graham crackers. It's a very mild and unremarkable flavor, which is for the best for a meal replacer type thing. Oatmeal is bland but you don't get tired of it. Same kind of philosophy.

    I thought it tasted like corn flakes, but yeah. It tastes like a palatable, slightly carby nutrient paste. For what it is, it's alright.

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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    Y not just eat pasta

    Because he's a foul, grubby little sugar addict who still begrudges me my soda ;_;

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    Y not just eat pasta

    Pasta too I'm just talking about convenience
    There is free cereal at work

    (I cannot remember the last year I bought a box of cereal... 2005 probably)

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    A top reason I am mad at my knee pain is it limits the exercises I can do and how hard I can work out

    And the amount / volume I lift means the more carbs I can justify

    And cereal is a great form of pure carbs without fat (unlike many "carby" snacks)

    Cereal is primo bulking food

    Y not just eat pasta

    Because he's a foul, grubby little sugar addict who still begrudges me my soda ;_;

    You think this but

    I have data showing I am indeed not a sugar addict

    poo
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    can we all agree anyone who prefers cheerios to honey nut cheerios is, at best, a mongrel

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    I like regular cheerios....just throw fruit in there and it's all good.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    How ayahuasca, an ancient Amazonian hallucinogenic brew, became the latest trend in Brooklyn and Silicon Valley.

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/09/12/the-ayahuasca-boom-in-the-u-s

    @desc @TL DR
    Tru

    I have such a soft spot for Terrence McKenna's kooky writing

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    desc wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    SO what the shit is up with the couple that went dressed as 9/11 at DragonCon?

    They did what now?

    A couple, who according to DragonCon "based on photos did NOT have passes to the event and had snuck in", were dressed as the towers, on fire, with barbie dolls falling off the buildings.

    Somehow they did not get their collective asses kicked.

    Trolls gonna troll

    See I lose patience there.

    To me that's "hey you made a conscious decision to do something immorally reprehensible, and as a result the consequence of that action is that you get knocked out like a bad World Star video..."

    Then maybe you learn what is and isn't a good idea.

    No but really

    These people are being shitty for the sake of provoking people because the Internet and the physical world are the same thing now.

    What is the response here? To beat them up? To doxx them and send them death threats over twitter? Because those are the default responses to anything people dislike now and probably happening if this is getting on the news.

    Then what? We're better people because we beat up a pair of assholes and yelled "world star!" In someone's shaky vertical orientation phone video?

    Who cares whether these two people think they're funny edgelords? What is getting mad at trolls ever going to really accomplish? Start at one end of a lifetime's worth of trolls and threaten one after another until we achieve world peace?

    All you really gotta do is not laugh. Sometimes its hard though. I mean, what if the costumes had been so tasteless they crossed over?

    Like if one of them was dressed as the tower and the other one as the plane, and then the plane charged across the room to collide with the tower?

    And both the building and the plane were kind of chibi cute with arms outstretched for an embrace. Adorable faces painted on their sides. The flames and the screaming barbies still there.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    a low energy galoot

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I like regular cheerios....just throw fruit in there and it's all good.

    how dare you

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Yesterday I had 34g of sugar in total

    Which is less than is in a single can of coca cola

    poo
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    I jsut noticed my shirt is torn at the elbow

    RIP

    well played

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