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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Witcher 3 taught me that man is the real monster.

    And ten thousand other fantasy stories.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    Speaking of
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    My patronus is a salmon! The last thing I expected, but I'm REALLY pleased! :D

    Mine is a "black and white cat" :/ I'm like

    OK so it's a cat then??? You can't see color on a patronus I'm pretty sure

    No I don't think you can. What does it look like on the nifty animation? My friend got magpie, but it just looks like a silvery crow.

    Also we need a rule that your patronus is forbidden from chowing down on my patronus.

    Also Professor McGonagall's patronus was a cat.

    I'm not disappointed by a cat!! I'm just bitter about how little Pottermore seems to be what it was supposed to be

    On the animation it was a silvery cat! It looked real cool and cute

    Happy to have a cat patronus <3

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it amuses me that tensile strength is apparently an important wand component

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    The reactions people are having to finding out their patronus is priceless. I seem to be the only person on Twitter happy with a salmon patronus. I think the guy who got a shrew is having a meltdown.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    my ex presented a paper at a conference about pottermore once

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    it amuses me that tensile strength is apparently an important wand component
    And compression strength is ignored.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    the paper was about pottermore

    the conference was either harry potter specific or just pop culture literature specific i don't remember which

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Why does azkabahn such so much

    Can't you just summon your patronus and run away

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do you all have these wimpy patronuses?

    I bet my patronus is badass. Like Optimus Prime or Renegade Femshep or Joe Biden waggling a raging erection.

    oh yeah well my patronus is a gun duct taped to a bigger gun

    so there

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    I got a greyhound patronus

    Glad it's a dog but id rather have a bichon or something

    greyhounds are pretty frail how will it protect you from anything

    I guess it could run away from the dark magic threatening you pretty fast

    Ummm it's not a real greyhound it's a magical projection that looks like a greyhound

    Skippy pls

    And it protects you from despair and evil, not physical things

    well actually Dementors have a very physical presence, as denoted by the need to make contact in order to perform the Dementor's Kiss

    *pushes up glasses*

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    My patronus is a Wild Boar.

    ...

    Can I have a refund?

    Or, I guess I'll be eating pork chops tonight.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Also allowing dementors to run your prison and do whatever seems like a cruel and unusual punishment

    Wizards in a dystopia, never forget

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
    Witcher 3 taught me that man is the real monster.

    And ten thousand other fantasy stories.

    idk man those corpse eating toad guys were pretty fucked up

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Why does azkabahn such so much

    Can't you just summon your patronus and run away

    this is some man behind the curtain stuff ap0

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Booting up Final Fantasy IX. If this one is also garbage I'm disowning all of you.

    it is

    *throws chanus in the garbage*

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Booting up Final Fantasy IX. If this one is also garbage I'm disowning all of you.

    it is

    *throws chanus in the garbage*

    hey man i just wanted to get myself off the list before it was too late

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    Speaking of
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    My patronus is a salmon! The last thing I expected, but I'm REALLY pleased! :D

    Mine is a "black and white cat" :/ I'm like

    OK so it's a cat then??? You can't see color on a patronus I'm pretty sure

    No I don't think you can. What does it look like on the nifty animation? My friend got magpie, but it just looks like a silvery crow.

    Also we need a rule that your patronus is forbidden from chowing down on my patronus.

    Also Professor McGonagall's patronus was a cat.

    I'm not disappointed by a cat!! I'm just bitter about how little Pottermore seems to be what it was supposed to be

    On the animation it was a silvery cat! It looked real cool and cute

    Happy to have a cat patronus <3

    Ah, I'm still in the first blush of wand / house / patronus love so I'm not seeing Pottermore's flaws. It would be really cool to have an explanation of each patronus, but I kinda like that everyone gets to read whatever they want into their own.

    In other news, Joss Whedon got weasel and he is heartbroken.

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Just watched the first episode of Kiefer Sutherland's new show Designated Survivor.

    I liked it. It would be amazing if it was a series of three eoisode arcs. First episode everyone dies but the survivor. Second episode build new government. Third episode everything starts stressful, almost finding the bad guys, oops everyone dies again. Time for the next episode where we meet our new survivor.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    What on earth

    https://boingboing.net/2016/09/22/i-have-found-a-secret-tunnel-t.html

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    What on earth

    https://boingboing.net/2016/09/22/i-have-found-a-secret-tunnel-t.html

    well that sounds neat

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do you all have these wimpy patronuses?

    I bet my patronus is badass. Like Optimus Prime or Renegade Femshep or Joe Biden waggling a raging erection.

    Oh yeah? Take the quiz, Feral. Let's see yours.

    Which quiz.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    where is this quiz anyways @Blameless Cleric how are you going to front about ur patronus and not give lazy people an easy way to access it

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    My patronus is a Wild Boar.

    ...

    Can I have a refund?

    Or, I guess I'll be eating pork chops tonight.

    Hey that's Ernie McMillan's patronus too! It's mentioned during the final book when he, Seamus Finnegan and Luna Lovegood rescue Harry, Ron and Hermione from dementers.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    My patronis is a mole.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Under this pressure, under this weight, we are diamonds taking shape.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    My patronus could beat up your patronus
    cute_gengar_by_keijimatsu-d42c56m.png

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    im to do something healthier than talk to trumpels about police violence like play wow while doing meth

    override367 on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Why does azkabahn such so much

    Can't you just summon your patronus and run away

    They don't let you keep your wand in wizard prison, and it's way too difficult a spell to cast without one.

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Buzzfeed told me my patronus is a T-Rex wielding those plastic grabby claw things

    So I'm just gonna go with that

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Desktop Hippie wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do you all have these wimpy patronuses?

    I bet my patronus is badass. Like Optimus Prime or Renegade Femshep or Joe Biden waggling a raging erection.

    Oh yeah? Take the quiz, Feral. Let's see yours.

    Which quiz.

    Pottermore. You'll have to sign up to take it.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Booting up Final Fantasy IX. If this one is also garbage I'm disowning all of you.

    it is

    *throws chanus in the garbage*

    hey man i just wanted to get myself off the list before it was too late

    *throws garbage in the chanus*

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    My patronis is a mole.

    So you can tunnel under the dementers and... wait they float, don't they?

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Pottermore is awful way too much effort to get sorted and get a patronus

    Very like a busker in a tourist spot in time and effort to payoff ratio

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    The imgur community is primarily people suffering from severe brain damage.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Chipotle no. 31

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    Pottermore is awful way too much effort to get sorted and get a patronus

    Very like a busker in a tourist spot in time and effort to payoff ratio

    So your patronus is a sloth?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    What on earth

    https://boingboing.net/2016/09/22/i-have-found-a-secret-tunnel-t.html

    is that real?

    seems like magic

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I started a great holy war with Khazaria in 983 to see whether Scandinavia would be able to overpower the Sunni world

    Ten years and a bubonic plague that wiped out ~90% of the soldiers later, the answer is "just barely"; the last battle is about to be won in Lyubech

    WT0D0iK.jpg

    This makes Odin the only back-to-back-to-back champion of great holy wars

    My new king gon' pull me a new king gon' pull me a new king see that is a snowball effect

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    override367 wrote: »
    imgur thread about police killing unarmed people

    blames the people

    post with almost 2000 positive rating basically advocating the death penalty for people who are idiots

    blood pressure, rising

    don't read imgur on any topic that is political, social, ethical, or uh. . .basically not pictures of animals or a brief story.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Blameless Cleric wrote: »
    What on earth

    https://boingboing.net/2016/09/22/i-have-found-a-secret-tunnel-t.html

    is that real?

    seems like magic

    cursory research points to it being real. And pretty useful if you live and work in sprint-friendl areas.

    Its super tempting to get the 500 dollar portable hotspot version and then drastically reduce my shared data plan and save a shitload of money...

    But I know that I am just paying extra for convenience of not having to pair up with a hotspot and probably will keep doing that.

    But a younger, more frugal me would use this for home and cell data and be super happy

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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