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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    My wand meaning was "hey this wand is really good at becoming a bad guy if you're into that sort of thing."

    DasUberEdward on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    http://i.imgur.com/aHurZqPh.jpg

    I profoundly loathe whichever of you has done this to me

    Based on no evidence at all I'm gonna say DK did it

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I am banking on a redemption arc for my character here.
    The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

    Maybe terrible accident. Brief time in bad guy town. Comes back on a motorcycle or something. idk how this works.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    My patronus is a patronus.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    It's like

    Skulls and lightning bolts and Hugo boss suits are all fine things by themselves

    But put them together and I'm gonna think you're a Nazi

    Or a member of a metal band who has a court date

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    J.K Rowling got a heron. She seems really happy.

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    I am banking on a redemption arc for my character here.
    The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

    Maybe terrible accident. Brief time in bad guy town. Comes back on a motorcycle or something. idk how this works.

    Somehow I assume you let your wang do the thinking and fall in with a bad crowd.

    Once you realize that she's just slumming you come to your senses.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    Yeah okay this checks out.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I am banking on a redemption arc for my character here.
    The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

    Maybe terrible accident. Brief time in bad guy town. Comes back on a motorcycle or something. idk how this works.

    Somehow I assume you let your wang do the thinking and fall in with a bad crowd.

    Once you realize that she's just slumming you come to your senses.

    This is a thing I would 100% do.

    have done.

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
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    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Fate of the world has the best alignment system in that it doesn't have one.

    Like, there are refugees. They don't do anything good. If they get where they are going the place they end up gets mad and makes less money and makes more co2.

    And to top it off it takes time and money (both in short supply) to actually keep them from drowning.

    Sooooooo tough luck, I guess.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    BC

    sometimes you dream you're a student at Hogwarts don't you?

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    My actual Patronus is Serrano Ham.

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    WITH KNIFE FOR SCALE @Deebaser

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    http://i.imgur.com/aHurZqPh.jpg

    I profoundly loathe whichever of you has done this to me

    Based on no evidence at all I'm gonna say DK did it

    I didn't click on the link, but I'm going to assume it's your bleeding dick scab

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Be sure to check out your wand meaning too. Apparently unicorn hair wands form the closest bonds with their owners and silver lime wood is strongest with clairvoyance and divination spells.

    "Wands of English Oak demand partners of strength, courage and fidelity .... owners of English Oak wants have powerful intuition, and, often, an affinity for the natural world, with the creatures and plants,"

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    My patronus is a Hetzer

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    BC

    sometimes you dream you're a student at Hogwarts don't you?

    sometimes?????


    I could pull out one of the filled sketchbooks I have around here and probably spam chat with doodles of myself as a hogwarts student for hours

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Whoah. Someone got a thestral - those creepy death horse things. Apparently the website says it's an "unusual" result. I'll say!

    Think of your happiest memory! *DEATH HORSE* Ohhh-kayyyyy...

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    http://i.imgur.com/aHurZqPh.jpg

    I profoundly loathe whichever of you has done this to me

    Based on no evidence at all I'm gonna say DK did it

    I didn't click on the link, but I'm going to assume it's your bleeding dick scab

    I'm confused, is this a scab on my dick? A scab where my dick used to be? If it's a scab why is it bleeding?

    There are a lot of holes in this story

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Whoah. Someone got a thestral - those creepy death horse things. Apparently the website says it's an "unusual" result. I'll say!

    Think of your happiest memory! *DEATH HORSE* Ohhh-kayyyyy...

    that's metal as fuck

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    BC

    sometimes you dream you're a student at Hogwarts don't you?

    BC as the transfer student from Ilvermorny?

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I am banking on a redemption arc for my character here.
    The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental.

    Maybe terrible accident. Brief time in bad guy town. Comes back on a motorcycle or something. idk how this works.

    The Hanus Solous angle

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Whoah. Someone got a thestral - those creepy death horse things. Apparently the website says it's an "unusual" result. I'll say!

    Think of your happiest memory! *DEATH HORSE* Ohhh-kayyyyy...

    that's metal as fuck

    Is one of those clicky options "I have come face to face with death"

    If so I mean it can't be than hard to get a thestral right

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I want to sit there eating slices of it until someone stops me.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    Nope.

    We wondered what it tasted like.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I've more wondered the taste than the look. But. I'll take whichever answer I can get.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    My house is Ravencalw, my patronus is a phoenix and that's alright.

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    My patronus is the noble seal, I assume.

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I want to sit there eating slices of it until someone stops me.

    I mean if you got the money, I'd love to see someone do work on a ham.

    In a future iteration of the restaurant we have one of these at the bar and people can just get slices off it.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    My patronus is the noble seal, I assume.
    in a twist of fate, your patronus is a sea lion.

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Whoah. Someone got a thestral - those creepy death horse things. Apparently the website says it's an "unusual" result. I'll say!

    Think of your happiest memory! *DEATH HORSE* Ohhh-kayyyyy...

    that's metal as fuck

    Apparently animals just show up, a thestral is "unusual" and a hippogriff is "very rare". There must be other unusual and rare stuff I suppose. I still think thestral would be the coolest. Way cooler than a unicorn or griffin.

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    Nope.

    We wondered what it tasted like.

    Like the stuff dreams are made of.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I want to sit there eating slices of it until someone stops me.

    I mean if you got the money, I'd love to see someone do work on a ham.

    In a future iteration of the restaurant we have one of these at the bar and people can just get slices off it.

    Fuck I would go to that bar.

    Gimme a shot and a slice.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Ham is ok

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I want to sit there eating slices of it until someone stops me.

    I mean if you got the money, I'd love to see someone do work on a ham.

    In a future iteration of the restaurant we have one of these at the bar and people can just get slices off it.

    Churrascaria sorta?

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    So if you ever wondered what $400 worth of dry-aged ham looked like.

    There you go.

    I want to sit there eating slices of it until someone stops me.

    I mean if you got the money, I'd love to see someone do work on a ham.

    In a future iteration of the restaurant we have one of these at the bar and people can just get slices off it.

    Fuck I would go to that bar.

    Gimme a shot and a slice.

    A prosciutto wrapped shot of tequila plz

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Whoah. Someone got a thestral - those creepy death horse things. Apparently the website says it's an "unusual" result. I'll say!

    Think of your happiest memory! *DEATH HORSE* Ohhh-kayyyyy...

    that's metal as fuck

    Is one of those clicky options "I have come face to face with death"

    If so I mean it can't be than hard to get a thestral right

    I never got that question. I think you have to get some weird results in the first few questions to get that one.

    Desktop Hippie on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    You gotta cook the shot glass just right otherwise it will have bad mouthfeel

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