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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    turns out the real Velka was the friends we made along the way





    and also the son of Gwyn, Solaire.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    "Capital B health bar carrying Boss that won't attack you unless you do a bad thing" is a concept that sort of stopped at DS1 and i only just realized how sad that makes me

    Never could bring myself to fight them, they were both too nice/huge badasses from a lore perspective

    That and I don't think they ever had another TARKUS!!!! moment in the series.
    Shame....unless its in the DS3 DLC coming soon we don't get closure on one of the major players in the lore and we never see Velka as a being. Far as we know Velka might just be a concept in Dark Souls and was never actually a person....or maybe an actual god who never manifested in the physical.
    *Shrugs*

    The AI can decide that Siegward is Tarkus. Doesn't always happen.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    I've never actually had any sort of handle on what Velka's deal is supposed to be.

    Mostly that she's kind of a renegade since she punishes "sin", and therefore isn't implied to be another of Gwyn's lackies. Her followers like the Pardoner are mostly cool, and offer real benefits and items to undead against Invaders. Add that all up, and people like her because it seems she's the only Goddess who "cares".

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    IblisIblis Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    PLA wrote: »
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    Well, also she's explicitly referred to as rogue and seems to have had a huge falling out with Gwyn.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    RE: The latest PE2

    I'm a big fan of villains going "I'm super gonna die no matter what, but screw it, let's fight anyway."

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m0zzertUS8

    Woolie's sudden revelation sixteen minutes in.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    RE: The latest PE2

    I'm a big fan of villains going "I'm super gonna die no matter what, but screw it, let's fight anyway."

    but enough about HxH

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Well HxH also has the heroes do that too.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    RE: The latest PE2

    I'm a big fan of villains going "I'm super gonna die no matter what, but screw it, let's fight anyway."

    but enough about HxH

    I would love it if we were done talking about HxH

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Radius wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    RE: The latest PE2

    I'm a big fan of villains going "I'm super gonna die no matter what, but screw it, let's fight anyway."

    but enough about HxH

    I would love it if we were done talking about HxH

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    Gundi wrote: »
    Well HxH also has the heroes do that too.

    netero is the realest animeman

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    holy shit kyle what is happening

    what is this game now

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    holy shit kyle what is happening

    what is this game now

    its me austin

    it was me, all along

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    Woolie's sudden revelation sixteen minutes in.
    I also love how Woolie is like, "Actually, you know what, doesn't change anything. Deidara is pretty enough that I don't care."

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Deidara talks like fightangame-character.

    Iblis wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    Well, also she's explicitly referred to as rogue and seems to have had a huge falling out with Gwyn.

    Who hasn't?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Deidara talks like fightangame-character.

    Iblis wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    Well, also she's explicitly referred to as rogue and seems to have had a huge falling out with Gwyn.

    Who hasn't?

    frampt

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    I think Woolie's LP has gotten that Naruto OP stuck in my head again after a decade.

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    IblisIblis Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Deidara talks like fightangame-character.

    Iblis wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    Well, also she's explicitly referred to as rogue and seems to have had a huge falling out with Gwyn.

    Who hasn't?

    frampt

    Also Gwyndolin and a lot of others potentially?

    Plus Gwyn didn't bother tossing a ton of other people's shit into his forbidden closet of mystery. Which partially seems motivated as Velka's Rapier is occult in nature, which means it is designed for God killin'.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    The audio is way off this dark souls episode

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    The audio is way off this dark souls episode

    perfectly calibrated

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I like Velka as just the deciding factor for the plot of the first Dark Souls.

    She's sick and tired of these stupid lords doing this stupid shit so she gives the chosen undead a little push to finally clean up the mess.

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    I like Velka as just the deciding factor for the plot of the first Dark Souls.

    She's sick and tired of these stupid lords doing this stupid shit so she gives the chosen undead a little push to finally clean up the mess.

    So Velka is the Dark Souls equivalent of Marvel's Moon Knight. Konshu is the god of Vengeance and he pushes his avatar to delivery vengeance.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Gwyn isn't pure evil either though, prolonging the age of fire keeps humans from becoming spooky, scary, skeletons and lets people, you know, die and stuff which is actually really important. Assuming you are one of the 99.99% of the populace that is unable to resist the hollowing process. Dark Wraiths in general tell the truth, but for extremely proud and cruel reasons.

    In general, the excesses of dark, the Abyss, are far more devastating, despite human's affinity and power coming from it. Which is thematically fitting. I feel it's a large part of why fire, and prolonging, restarting, or subverting fire, is the main theme in Dark Souls 3. There's finally someone who can finally answer the problem to what the Chosen Undead and Bearer of the Curse only delayed. Whether that's starting over, or continuing on in a new age, is up to the player.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    I made a mistake and looked at the comments on the Horizon Zero Dawn videos
    holy fuck the anger and hatred of the game there. Also, BIG SPOILERS in the comments of the trailer

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Based on the Primal Rage vid, Billy has edited in who's playing as which character just beneath the life bars

    My God

    Billy is good at this

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Iblis wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Deidara talks like fightangame-character.

    Iblis wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Velka just does her job. People get baffled because they expect a big mystery from the accountant.

    Well, also she's explicitly referred to as rogue and seems to have had a huge falling out with Gwyn.

    Who hasn't?

    frampt

    Also Gwyndolin and a lot of others potentially?

    Plus Gwyn didn't bother tossing a ton of other people's shit into his forbidden closet of mystery. Which partially seems motivated as Velka's Rapier is occult in nature, which means it is designed for God killin'.

    Yeah, don't fuck with an accountant. They don't mess around.

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    How can people hate on Horizon?

    I mean, sure, I could read YouTube comments myself but if someone else has already poured burning ash in their eyes I'd rather just ask them instead of repeating the experience.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Eric Sparrow is a skateboarding Gary Oak

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Fig-D wrote: »
    How can people hate on Horizon?

    I mean, sure, I could read YouTube comments myself but if someone else has already poured burning ash in their eyes I'd rather just ask them instead of repeating the experience.

    What's wrong with Horizon? Does it play bad or what?

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    The audio is way off this dark souls episode

    Billy said the game crashed at some point during the recording, causing the video and two audio tracks to all get out of sync. So apparently the rest of the session, three or four more episodes, will be like this.

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    korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Fig-D wrote: »
    How can people hate on Horizon?

    I mean, sure, I could read YouTube comments myself but if someone else has already poured burning ash in their eyes I'd rather just ask them instead of repeating the experience.

    What's wrong with Horizon? Does it play bad or what?

    People are mad because it "hates white people."

    Don't waste your time reading comments on it.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    I think I'm going to start playing a "game" of count how long it takes Pat to refer to any female character in any game as bitch

    for Zelda it was 10 minutes

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    korodullin wrote: »
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Fig-D wrote: »
    How can people hate on Horizon?

    I mean, sure, I could read YouTube comments myself but if someone else has already poured burning ash in their eyes I'd rather just ask them instead of repeating the experience.

    What's wrong with Horizon? Does it play bad or what?

    People are mad because it "hates white people."

    Don't waste your time reading comments on it.

    Oh, so general Internet stupidity, got it. And I don't really read comments for videos. I was just curious if there was something wrong with the gameplay or story.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I think I'm going to start playing a "game" of count how long it takes Pat to refer to any female character in any game as bitch

    for Zelda it was 10 minutes

    He also calls male characters bitches. And robots...and zombies...and himself...

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Gwyn isn't pure evil either though, prolonging the age of fire keeps humans from becoming spooky, scary, skeletons and lets people, you know, die and stuff which is actually really important. Assuming you are one of the 99.99% of the populace that is unable to resist the hollowing process. Dark Wraiths in general tell the truth, but for extremely proud and cruel reasons.

    In general, the excesses of dark, the Abyss, are far more devastating, despite human's affinity and power coming from it. Which is thematically fitting. I feel it's a large part of why fire, and prolonging, restarting, or subverting fire, is the main theme in Dark Souls 3. There's finally someone who can finally answer the problem to what the Chosen Undead and Bearer of the Curse only delayed. Whether that's starting over, or continuing on in a new age, is up to the player.

    The catch is that we don't have any evidence that humans hollowing isn't in part because of the unnatural extension of the age of fire. The progression of the world might have been more natural and healthy if that act hadn't happened. The story of the history of Dark Souls is people doing what they think will benefit them based on the information they have at hand in the present, since they don't have the capacity to see ahead. Gwyn links the fire because the age of Fire has been the golden age of the gods, and he assumes that golden age can last forever. Man links the fire because they fear the alternative.

    Let any cell live long enough and tumours arise.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    Horizon: Zero Dawn might be the single most visually impressive game yet, this generation or otherwise.

    But did they seriously just take the mocapped face of the adult actress and haphazardly shrunk it down to her younger incarnation?

    It's utterly hideous and I'm frankly shocked that they looked at that and went "Yes this will work."

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    It's some kind of superchild with the weight of an adult bison.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    it's one of those things where they decided to do something easy and simple for a character model that was in the game for 30-60 minutes tops

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    it's one of those things where they decided to do something easy and simple for a character model that was in the game for 30-60 minutes tops

    Easy and simple would have been to give her a non-mocapped face that approximates the look of a child.

    People had to carefully (and perhaps tearfully) mold the adult head to the child's body until someone inconceivably said it was fine or just said "fuck it".

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i don't think creating a new animation rig is easy and simple

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