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Humanity has jumped the shark

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century.
    I must say that I had not noticed this. In fact, it stayed cold here for a pretty damn long time this year.

    Zek on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.

    So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?

    Did you take your cockbag pills today or something? He assumes lawyers are smart in paragraph four, and by the end shows nothing but it maybe 1) fake 2) satire 3) from a retarded person. Lord Dave, I expect better from you.

    On my internets, he then goes on to provide an earlier quote from the same woman that indicates that she is quite the sassy lassy.

    Maybe your internets is different, I don't know what's on your screen.

    Lord Dave on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    there are plenty of games you can play without a disk, mani

    be creative

    here, go play Shock Defense for a while

    I have a backup cdrom that I dropped in, but apparently there's a conflict with the securom DRM shit they used on the TOEE cd, and the DOW cd locking me out.
    I fucking hate this DRM bullshit.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    seriously, though.

    that fucking shock defense game drives me nuts. I keep trying to get a higher ad higher score. I think I've gotten about 4 grand as my top score, but I've seen dudes get like 10 grand before.

    Rankenphile on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It's a joke.

    Hooray for copy-pasting silly shit you find on the blagoblog!

    I've never been to blagoblog, but I did find it on a site where people share LTTE with people. Where did you see it was fake?

    There's an actual blagoblog now?

    This guy is a detective like Batman.

    How does that show it was fake again? Because a lawyer shares the name and may or may not be the writer? Hell, the guy assumes lawyers are smart. Right there it shows me he is a shitty detective.

    So what you are saying is you were unable to read farther than one paragraph into that page?

    Did you take your cockbag pills today or something? He assumes lawyers are smart in paragraph four, and by the end shows nothing but it maybe 1) fake 2) satire 3) from a retarded person. Lord Dave, I expect better from you.

    On my internets, he then goes on to provide an earlier quote from the same woman that indicates that she is quite the sassy lassy.

    Maybe your internets is different, I don't know what's on your screen.

    I'm seeing you being an e-cunt, but that's neither here nor there.

    Here is the quote you are referring to:

    According to reader Connie M. Meskimen, tonic water, also called quinine water, was developed by the British to make quinine palatable to troops in India suffering from malaria. "I would suggest then that by liberally imbibing gin and tonics you will experience a great curative effect. You might explore whether your health insurance would pay for part of the liquor bill." - Connie

    Hmm. A wonderful suggestion. I’ve long been familiar with the curative effects of gin and tonics. - From some editorial writer who added this to sound smug...but not from Connie.


    So, you and Fucktard McCleverblogger decide based on two pieces of writing this is a sassy lady full of wit and satire? Are you this blogger? If so, you are full of the fail sir. If not, then may I add an additional theory to the concrete case you've provided. Perhaps this is satire...perhaps it's a joke...or perhaps someone who is stupid can and will write two or more stupid things. If his limitless search brought forth only this one other writing from January 9, 2003, then I might conclude that Connie is not a literary genius weaving satire for us all and maybe, just maybe, be a moron.

    Hunter on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It is amusing that your black black heart is so easily trolled by this woman's small effort.

    She is like the Ketchum_ash of the blogosphere, except that Ketchum_ash is apparently real.

    Lord Dave on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what no they added gin to make it pallatable

    Weaver on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It is amusing that your black black heart is so easily trolled by this woman's small effort.

    She is like the Ketchum_ash of the blogosphere, except that Ketchum_ash is apparently real.

    I'm not trolled, what bothered me is that you called it fake and then presented some half ass written blog as proof. It's like proving conjecture with hearsay.

    Hunter on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

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    WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I hate getting in arguments on the internet. It's not even good.

    Wevs on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm not trolled, what bothered me is that you called it fake and then presented some half ass written blog as proof. It's like proving conjecture with hearsay.
    I'm pretty sure LD is quite retarded.

    Callius on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Hunter on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No he has two.

    But just the one is keeping him home, I believe.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It is amusing that your black black heart is so easily trolled by this woman's small effort.

    She is like the Ketchum_ash of the blogosphere, except that Ketchum_ash is apparently real.

    I'm not trolled, what bothered me is that you called it fake and then presented some half ass written blog as proof. It's like proving conjecture with hearsay.

    Look man, just don't write out three replies about it that might be too mean even for you.
    I'd had to have that kind of fury pointed at me.

    Lord Dave on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Maybe he has two but one of them is being difficult.

    Shorty on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Maybe he has two but one of them is being difficult.

    My boys always worked as a pair, I guess I never figured one would be difficult.

    Hunter on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Maybe he has two but one of them is being difficult.

    Yeah, one of them is wicked painful right now. The doctor gave me drugs though.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Maybe he has two but one of them is being difficult.

    Yeah, one of them is wicked painful right now. The doctor gave me drugs though.

    Dime bag?

    Hunter on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it
    You must make a new one

    Bogey on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it

    It's gone.
    Guess you'll have to get your fix at the local playground instead.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's like Bogey is Obi-Wan and Manifest is ... Palpatine?

    Lord Dave on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There should be a board game called Good Cop Bad Cop.

    Lord Dave on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it

    It's gone.
    Guess you'll have to get your fix at the local playground instead.

    Mani, if you're home because your nuts hurt, play WoW. I'll give you my account info if you want to mess around on my 70 huntard.

    Hunter on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    its people like the one in the OP that make me embarrassed to live in the south :(

    tugga on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you mean Hunter?

    Lord Dave on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no

    the one hunter quoted

    from arkansas

    did you actually read it?!

    tugga on
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no, what was it about?

    Lord Dave on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    PalpatinePalpatine Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    it's like Bogey is Obi-Wan and Manifest is ... Palpatine?

    Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

    Palpatine on
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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it
    You must make a new one

    This is a trap, isn't it

    I'll make one and it'll get locked, won't it

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »

    shit dude thats hells of stpid

    Lord Dave on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it

    It's gone.
    Guess you'll have to get your fix at the local playground instead.

    Did you drink some potion that some old man gave you on the way in today written "funny bastard" on it?

    Your game's above par today I find.

    Meiz on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Hey wait

    Isn't there supposed to be a pokemon thread

    Where is it
    You must make a new one
    This is a trap, isn't it

    I'll make one and it'll get locked, won't it
    Would I do that?

    I mean, if it had a decent OP. :P

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mani, are you at home because of your ball?

    ???

    He only has one?
    He's half a man?

    Maybe he has two but one of them is being difficult.

    Yeah, one of them is wicked painful right now. The doctor gave me drugs though.

    My ears are being the same way. One of them is alright, the other is all closed up and painful.

    Shorty on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I learned from my AP Euro teacher in high school that when they instituted Daylight Savings Time the farmers in the South rioted because they thought an extra hour of daylight would burn their crops.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I learned from my AP Euro teacher in high school that when they instituted Daylight Savings Time the farmers in the South rioted because they thought an extra hour of daylight would burn their crops.

    So what you are saying is that this isn't a new phenominon.

    TheySlashThem on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I learned from my AP Euro teacher in high school that when they instituted Daylight Savings Time the farmers in the South rioted because they thought an extra hour of daylight would burn their crops.

    So what you are saying is that this isn't a new phenominon.

    No, the south has been full of morons for quite some time.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I learned from my AP Euro teacher in high school that when they instituted Daylight Savings Time the farmers in the South rioted because they thought an extra hour of daylight would burn their crops.

    So what you are saying is that this isn't a new phenominon.

    No, the south has been full of morons for quite some time.

    Duly noted.

    TheySlashThem on
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    AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ahhh, white dudes in the south. The last great bastion of guilt-free racism.

    Aslan on
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