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Humanity has jumped the shark

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was getting all reved to defend the south and then a single thought occured to me "Why? He's right.".

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    As I was reading the title to this thread I clicked on the newest deviation at deviantart because that is how I get my laughs when I am bored

    it paid off furries lol http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53998244/
    Apparently Shadow Flash is in a thug gang called Snake Cult

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Even without the link that LD provided, it's fucking obvious that the letter referred to in the OP is satire. Good jorb.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    I learned from my AP Euro teacher in high school that when they instituted Daylight Savings Time the farmers in the South rioted because they thought an extra hour of daylight would burn their crops.

    So what you are saying is that this isn't a new phenominon.

    No, the south has been full of morons for quite some time.

    Duly noted.

    I'm just surprised they must still think this. I mean, there are some cities in the South that are fairly international.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Even without the link that LD provided, it's fucking obvious that the letter referred to in the OP is satire. Good jorb.

    h5

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet your AP Euro History teacher is a weener anglophile who teaches AP Euro History because he's an anti-American frenchie communist tea-drinker

    he probably lied to you

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It was a she

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    honest to god, I knew you were going to say that
    I don't know how
    that's weird

    shut up

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    goddamnit

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey guys where is the internet stored

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If only they knew how to light the photo as well as they staged it.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's probably Sami bent over.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No Scarlet -- I don't own any skunk costumes.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You should definitely start investing in them.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You should definitely start investing in them.
    Nah -- I'm more of an otter guy myself.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You should definitely start investing in them.
    Nah -- I'm more of an otter guy myself.
    :winky:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    you know, if the whole top half of the skunk thing was stuffed and the dude's legs were stuffed, that would make a pretty rad halloween costume.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    guys I've taken 4 dumps today and my ass really hurts this is a problem

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys I've taken 4 dumps today and my ass really hurts this is a problem

    You should probably stop taking those pills.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thats shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't find blood on the tp when you wipe.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you know, if the whole top half of the skunk thing was stuffed and the dude's legs were stuffed, that would make a pretty rad halloween costume.
    Wait until you see what Natasha and I have planned.

    It's going to be fuckrad times a thousand.

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  • OtsegoOtsego Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Why did this have to be written by someone from Arkansas, not only that but from the particular region that I live in? We have a bad enough reputation as it is already.

    If it is satire it makes me feel a little better, but I am positive someone will read it and take it seriously, and somehow I will end up meeting that person who believes it.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You should definitely start investing in them.
    Nah -- I'm more of an otter guy myself.
    :winky:
    Otter pop -- I mean to say otter pop. I like the red ones.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Thats shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't find blood on the tp when you wipe.

    And what if he does?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Thats shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't find blood on the tp when you wipe.

    And what if he does?


    Apply pressure to the affected area. Preferably with something firm.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Thats shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't find blood on the tp when you wipe.

    And what if he does?
    Then we will congratulate him on being a proud new father!

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you know, if the whole top half of the skunk thing was stuffed and the dude's legs were stuffed, that would make a pretty rad halloween costume.
    Wait until you see what Natasha and I have planned.

    It's going to be fuckrad times a thousand.
    Sounds like something you'd have in a nuclear disaster area.

    "The meter's showing a thousand fuckrads, get the hell out of there!"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys I've taken 4 dumps today and my ass really hurts this is a problem

    You would make a terrible gay.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys I've taken 4 dumps today and my ass really hurts this is a problem

    You would make a terrible gay.

    Is that why you quit?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'M A SHAAARK
    I'M A SHAAARK
    SUCK MY DICK
    I'M A SHAAARK

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Agghhggg pip I really didn't need to know that

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This was easily the funniest thing I've read all day. Bravo Ms. Connie, BRA-VO!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So we're on the topic of the south, and we're on the topic of painful bowel movements... but I repeat myself.

    HI-YO!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah I would make a terrible gay

    also, man

    I have no idea what the hell is making me blast em out this much
    also


    butts

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Not every gay dude loves the butt, guys, jeez

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Not every gay dude loves the butt, guys, jeez

    well I mean I don't particularly like being touched either

    not some sort of homophobia or nothin


    just

    this weird thing


    makes for awkward early relationships till I warm up

    also the dong is a really goofy looking organ

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My iPod is psychic you guys.
    I was whistling a Jethro Tull song and it made me want to listen to my iPod but I couldn't remember the name of the song so I just put it on shuffle and out of 3966 possibilities it played the song I had been whistling.

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    edited April 2007
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My iPod is psychic you guys.
    I was whistling a Jethro Tull song and it made me want to listen to my iPod but I couldn't remember the name of the song so I just put it on shuffle and out of 3966 possibilities it played the song I had been whistling.

    GOD EXISTS

    QED

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