What is a hop? Is it a short, low jump? Or is it a plant used in the creation of beer?
Beer comes in so many styles and flavor that I have to laugh a little when someone makes a blanket statement like, "I don't like any beer." because that means you just haven't found one you like. I've had beer that tastes like the most delicious cherries and beer that is so bitter it would literally rip your face off.
Everyone has their preference. I'm a big IBU guy but that doesn't mean I don't love a delicious porter.
IPA is the hip style right now but it's also delicious. Citrusy, often high IBU. Pairs great with food.
If you can get a can of Old Chub on Nitro in your area I'd highly recommend it. It's like drinking a delicious beer milkshake.
If you're starting off in the world of craft beer it can be daunting with so many brands and styles. Just grab a few that sound interesting and go to town until you find some you like.
Some beer styles
For @Rorshach Kringle
There's also just 40oz of malt liquor... In plastic bottles....if that's your thing.