i imagine ppuppies just folds inward on himself more and more as a Jeselnik routine goes on until he is a compact, perfect sphere with the same mass but 1/12th the volume and then rolls away
I'm going to have a nightmare about Bowen zip tying my dick.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
think I figured out my ANSYS thermal-structural coupled analysis problem. Data sheet for the material I was using had the thermal expansion coefficient in in/in*deg F units. When I looked up the values in ASME BPVC, it mentioned that the units listed are in/in*deg F...*10^-6. So my coefficients were crazy off. Would explain why I couldn't get the simulation to converge.
Haven't finished the simulation yet, but I am hopeful.
I haven't asked anyone out since Bush was president.
just not interested in dating or you took a solemn vow or?
sure.
if you're gonna pretend like you're some totally worthless slob no one wants to date im not gonna play along sry
If I can attract partners, there is literally hope for everyone everywhere, no excuses allowed!
but you're interesting
The trick is to carry around social currency
Cigarettes, a lighter, a personal business card that outlines nothing about what you do professionally (because you might not do anything professionally)
Napkins
A multi-tool
A baseball bat
Balaclava
You know, so you can be helpful in a variety of situations at the drop of a hat
think I figured out my ANSYS thermal-structural coupled analysis problem. Data sheet for the material I was using had the thermal expansion coefficient in in/in*deg F units. When I looked up the values in ASME BPVC, it mentioned that the units listed are in/in*deg F...*10^-6. So my coefficients were crazy off. Would explain why I couldn't get the simulation to converge.
Haven't finished the simulation yet, but I am hopeful.
I haven't asked anyone out since Bush was president.
just not interested in dating or you took a solemn vow or?
sure.
if you're gonna pretend like you're some totally worthless slob no one wants to date im not gonna play along sry
If I can attract partners, there is literally hope for everyone everywhere, no excuses allowed!
but you're interesting
The trick is to carry around social currency
Cigarettes, a lighter, a personal business card that outlines nothing about what you do professionally (because you might not do anything professionally)
Napkins
A multi-tool
A baseball bat
Balaclava
You know, so you can be helpful in a variety of situations at the drop of a hat
No one offers to help bank robbers anymore. You are truly chivalrous
I haven't asked anyone out since Bush was president.
just not interested in dating or you took a solemn vow or?
sure.
if you're gonna pretend like you're some totally worthless slob no one wants to date im not gonna play along sry
If I can attract partners, there is literally hope for everyone everywhere, no excuses allowed!
but you're interesting
The trick is to carry around social currency
Cigarettes, a lighter, a personal business card that outlines nothing about what you do professionally (because you might not do anything professionally)
Napkins
A multi-tool
A baseball bat
Balaclava
You know, so you can be helpful in a variety of situations at the drop of a hat
Fire
Knapped flint knife
Deer carcass to show youre a good hunter
I would say something about dating and my dating status but it is always the same thing every time and I have said it a million times.
"Hi, I'm Shelley Duvall"?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States, Donald Trump.
I hope you are all ready to start hearing that.
This phrase puts me on edge somehow. Like there's no way to hear that phrase and think anything good follows it. That phrase can only usher in death and destruction of humanity and the English language.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
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Methinks the kettle doth call the pot round and hot
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
Neco stop this fanfiction right now.
pleasepaypreacher.net
HEY!!!!
pleasepaypreacher.net
you did tell me that you just always fucked first, remember
More of a roomba deal
Zoom zoom
I just gonna keep being max till after the inauguration.
"You know, hope is a mistake"
Haven't finished the simulation yet, but I am hopeful.
@Sir Landshark
The trick is to carry around social currency
Cigarettes, a lighter, a personal business card that outlines nothing about what you do professionally (because you might not do anything professionally)
Napkins
A multi-tool
A baseball bat
Balaclava
You know, so you can be helpful in a variety of situations at the drop of a hat
omg yeah that would probably do it!
I'll leave enough room to slide the scissors in to cut it off bby
it's what a gentleman does.
can you even imagine dating someone for weeks or months or whatever and then the sex is horrible. How do you salvage that.
No one offers to help bank robbers anymore. You are truly chivalrous
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
i uh
Knapped flint knife
Deer carcass to show youre a good hunter
said Preacher, his hands shaking as Trump stared at him, ready to scold him once again for his daydreams.
"M-Mr. President..!"
He quivered.
Oh thank god I was worried you were into some kind of bobbing fetish. Because you only have so many partners for that one.
pleasepaypreacher.net
"Hi, I'm Shelley Duvall"?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
but due! people can learn to be good at sex just like anything else!
I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH A THING VOWELS
No sorry I don't believe in learning. Everyone gets one shot and that's it.
This phrase puts me on edge somehow. Like there's no way to hear that phrase and think anything good follows it. That phrase can only usher in death and destruction of humanity and the English language.
Be
Back
Later
Well done with extra ketchup
Three guys are talking about their wedding nights
First guy married a telephone operator.
It was horrible all I heard was "your five minutes are up."
Second guy married a nurse.
It was horrible all I heard was "just a little prick and we are done"
Third guy married a school teacher.
It was great all I heard was "we are gonna keep doing this till you get it right"
*takes off sports coat, uses it to cover castle's head, hustles him past reporters*
No further questions for my client at this time
Who?
Hello I'm Shulley Devall
time to look for a short-term relationship with monthly re-evaluation periods