Not [Chat]Some Enough

Preacher

Have you ever been told you're an uggo? Have you ever given Chu a look he'll pleasure himself to later? Welcome this chat is for you.

Six

You're all beautiful.

Except you. You know who you are.

Delmain

Six wrote: »

You're all beautiful.

Except you. You know who you are.

It's me.

jungleroomx

Im going to fucking explode.

Coinage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

Ilpala

Due, get some tiered rewards going. Come on murder mystery dinner, get sex, help solve the case, get a-game sex.

Even if you already put out a-game, placebo effect's got your back.

Doodmann

Warp 2.3, I'm disappointed in you chat.

Grape Ape

jungleroomx wrote: »

Im going to fucking explode.

just poop at work it's not that bad

Preacher

Grape Ape wrote: »

jungleroomx wrote: »

Im going to fucking explode.

just poop at work it's not that bad

Yeah just imagine your pooping at home.

Ilpala

Grape Ape wrote: »

jungleroomx wrote: »

Im going to fucking explode.

just poop at work it's not that bad

We actually have Charmin ultra strong in our stalls at work. Top tier job to poop on.

Feral

I like the idea of humanity as the "fuck it hold my beer" species but that image meme is suffering from some really selective memory or confirmation bias regarding Star Trek.

desc

Ilpala wrote: »

Grape Ape wrote: »

jungleroomx wrote: »

Im going to fucking explode.

just poop at work it's not that bad

We actually have Charmin ultra strong in our stalls at work. Top tier job to poop on.

This employee satisfaction

Havelock3.0

Is due goin on date?

Ooooh

override367

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

Ilpala

override367 wrote: »

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

That would make for interesting weekends..

SummaryJudgment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

override367

Ilpala wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

That would make for interesting weekends..

you just have to power through it, if you must go, do it in a bag, take the bag to work and flush it there

Chu

I get people angrily paging for my help if I poop at work. I need a shittable job.

Hahnsoo1

override367 wrote: »

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

I was not impressed.

Drez

jungleroomx wrote: »

Im going to fucking explode.

QUICKLY! Wrap yourself in Gorilla Tape! It'll keep all your parts from exploding! HURRY!

Hahnsoo1

SummaryJudgment wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

Wow, really? Yeah, that scene probably makes a lot more sense with that context.

override367

Hahnsoo1 wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

I was not impressed.

take a second job during the weekends just so you always have a time and place to poop while getting paid for it

Powerpuppies

It was so creepy not knowing

I might prefer it that way

syndalis

SummaryJudgment wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

I own the solo3 wireless.

They are the best wireless headphones I have ever owned, full stop.

A big part of the draw is only having to charge them once every couple of weeks.

RonTheDM

In middle school I had a friend with a wireless mouse. It skipped from time to time. As a result, I have never had anything wireless. Except internet but never to play games on just for ljke random shit.

japan

https://twitter.com/shadirahimi/status/788107559076974592

DaffyDuckEdward

SummaryJudgment wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

*recognizes famous people.*

*feels accomplished*

Drez

Coinage wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

The reprise was better than the prise.

desc

Hahnsoo1 wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

I was not impressed.

You pooped for free? C'mon man your time is more valuable than that.

Milski

Delmain wrote: »

Six wrote: »

You're all beautiful.

Except you. You know who you are.

It's me.

Your beard is beautiful tho

Drez

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

desc

How did u nerds not know it was a cringey cheesy Pinocchio shout out

Drez

Okay that's not 100% true. I wasn't wearing pants, just boxers.

DaffyDuckEdward

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

read labels man

Hahnsoo1

desc wrote: »

How did u nerds not know it was a cringey cheesy Pinocchio shout out

Not everyone's seen Pinocchio.

desc

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

read labels man

Dang

Remember pooping before phones, guys

Coinage

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

Drez

Drez

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

read labels man

I know them all by heart. How do you think I got my mail order Chemistry degree?

Thank you, Suave.

Preacher

Man I hate when you have to poop but aren't near a toilet so you feel that like supreme build up of shitting, and then there's that maddening crunch where you are taking your pants off, but aren't currently over the toilet that you feel like you're about to shit on the floor.

RonTheDM

desc wrote: »

DasUberEdward wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

read labels man

Dang

Remember pooping before phones, guys

*magazine rack covered in cobwebs*

Drez

Coinage wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

Drez

Seriously though I almost would rather shit myself than not have some reading material or something to do. It is fucking madness to just sit there, shitting and nothing else. It's FUCKING MADNESS, I tell you.