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PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
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Have you ever been told you're an uggo? Have you ever given Chu a look he'll pleasure himself to later? Welcome this chat is for you.

I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    You're all beautiful.

    Except you. You know who you are.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    You're all beautiful.

    Except you. You know who you are.

    It's me.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Im going to fucking explode.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

    Happiness is within reach!
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Due, get some tiered rewards going. Come on murder mystery dinner, get sex, help solve the case, get a-game sex.

    Even if you already put out a-game, placebo effect's got your back.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Warp 2.3, I'm disappointed in you chat.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Im going to fucking explode.

    just poop at work it's not that bad

    Watch me lift!
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Im going to fucking explode.

    just poop at work it's not that bad

    Yeah just imagine your pooping at home.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Im going to fucking explode.

    just poop at work it's not that bad

    We actually have Charmin ultra strong in our stalls at work. Top tier job to poop on.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I like the idea of humanity as the "fuck it hold my beer" species but that image meme is suffering from some really selective memory or confirmation bias regarding Star Trek.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Im going to fucking explode.

    just poop at work it's not that bad

    We actually have Charmin ultra strong in our stalls at work. Top tier job to poop on.

    This employee satisfaction

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Is due goin on date?

    Ooooh

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    override367 wrote: »
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

    That would make for interesting weekends..

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

    I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

    I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

    SummaryJudgment on
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work

    That would make for interesting weekends..

    you just have to power through it, if you must go, do it in a bag, take the bag to work and flush it there

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    I get people angrily paging for my help if I poop at work. I need a shittable job.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    override367 wrote: »
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work
    I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

    I was not impressed.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Im going to fucking explode.

    QUICKLY! Wrap yourself in Gorilla Tape! It'll keep all your parts from exploding! HURRY!

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

    I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

    I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known
    Wow, really? Yeah, that scene probably makes a lot more sense with that context. :D

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work
    I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

    I was not impressed.

    take a second job during the weekends just so you always have a time and place to poop while getting paid for it

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    It was so creepy not knowing

    I might prefer it that way

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    edited October 2016
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

    I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

    I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

    I own the solo3 wireless.

    They are the best wireless headphones I have ever owned, full stop.

    A big part of the draw is only having to charge them once every couple of weeks.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    In middle school I had a friend with a wireless mouse. It skipped from time to time. As a result, I have never had anything wireless. Except internet but never to play games on just for ljke random shit.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ9gPsmHHs

    I had no idea Ultron was mimeing the song

    I don't know if it would have been more or less awesome if I had known

    *recognizes famous people.*

    *feels accomplished*

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI

    The reprise was better than the prise.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    override367 wrote: »
    I refuse to poop when I'm not at work
    I pooped once while I wasn't at work.

    I was not impressed.

    You pooped for free? C'mon man your time is more valuable than that.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    You're all beautiful.

    Except you. You know who you are.

    It's me.

    Your beard is beautiful tho

    I ate an engineer
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    How did u nerds not know it was a cringey cheesy Pinocchio shout out :p

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Okay that's not 100% true. I wasn't wearing pants, just boxers.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

    read labels man

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    desc wrote: »
    How did u nerds not know it was a cringey cheesy Pinocchio shout out :p
    Not everyone's seen Pinocchio.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

    read labels man

    Dang

    Remember pooping before phones, guys

    desc on
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.
    Drez

    Happiness is within reach!
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

    read labels man

    I know them all by heart. How do you think I got my mail order Chemistry degree?

    Thank you, Suave.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man I hate when you have to poop but aren't near a toilet so you feel that like supreme build up of shitting, and then there's that maddening crunch where you are taking your pants off, but aren't currently over the toilet that you feel like you're about to shit on the floor.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.

    read labels man

    Dang

    Remember pooping before phones, guys

    *magazine rack covered in cobwebs*

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Coinage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I can't shit at home without some kind of activity to occupy my mind. I once shit my pants because I was waiting for my phone to charge before going to the bathroom.
    Drez

    Seriously though I almost would rather shit myself than not have some reading material or something to do. It is fucking madness to just sit there, shitting and nothing else. It's FUCKING MADNESS, I tell you.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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