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Figure Skating

JenneroseJennerose Registered User regular
YO GUYS, I figure I can't be the only person on here who still watches figure skating. I am dying to talk to someone about this hot mess of a season. Wanna discuss Gracie Gold's meltdown? I am here for you! Will Ashley Wagner keep up the momentum she has coming out of Skate America, or will she turn into a basket case and fall apart at Nationals? Do you sigh every time Adam Rippon comes back because you know he's probably going to waste his potential?

SHOULD JASON BROWN CUT THAT DAMN PONYTAIL ALREADY?

I am also here for historical figure skating discussions - do you think Gordeeva/Grinkov was the best pair ever? Does Torvill and Dean's Bolero program leave you cold, as it does me? Do you think Jessica Dube was a little insane to get back on the ice after her accident? (for those of you who are reading this and going 'what the hell?", Jessica Dube's partner, Bryce Davison, drifted too close to her during a spin and accidentally cut her face open with his blade. She had to have 83 stitches. THEY WENT BACK TO COMPETING TOGETHER AFTER SHE HEALED. It was nuts).

I love figure skating and all of its drama and ridiculous costumes and amazing athletic feats and I am hoping someone around here does too.

I will leave you all with this amazing video of two french skaters taking their music choice as literally as possible. Like you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VIXdhXcAWM

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    one time eric matthews learned how to figure skate from nancy kerrigan in an episode of boy meets world

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  • JenneroseJennerose Registered User regular
    I do not remember that episode but am delighted by this information

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I found the other day that Will Ferrell has been trained in figure skating by the woman that trained Michelle Kwan

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    All I know about figure skating is from For Your Eyes Only, Ice Castles, and Blades of Glory. Oh, and Olympics highlights packages every four years. Also something about a lady getting stabbed by some deranged lunatic?

  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    toe pick!

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Yuri! on ice is pretty great.

  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    Seeing Bryan Orser as a coach at the Olympics was kind of a surreal experience for me since the last time I paid attention to Figure Skating was shortly after he stopped competing.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Jennerose wrote: »
    I do not remember that episode but am delighted by this information

    it's a good episode

    you should watch it

    shawn almost joins harley keiner's gang because he is convinced he is trailer trash but cory and mr. turner convince him otherwise

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    is this about that yuri thing

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    what if someone drew a giant dong on the ice with their ice skates

    then fell over on their butt

    that'd be hilarious

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I legitimately thought this was a spam thread at first.

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Oh you know I'm gonna be the first one to post this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u3RGhznctE

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've always enjoyed watching during the Olympics but that's about where my knowledge ends.

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Finger painting?

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Finger painting?

    Beads

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Bees?

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    All I know about figure skating is from For Your Eyes Only, Ice Castles, and Blades of Glory. Oh, and Olympics highlights packages every four years. Also something about a lady getting stabbed by some deranged lunatic?

    Also a lady had her kneecap broken by a deranged lunatic.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Ah yes, I got figure skating and tennis mixed up there.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I know a lot and nothing about figure skating
    I know a lot because well I wanted to try it out but alas I am far to big for it
    Nothing because I don't know how the scoring works nor do I think anyone really does

  • JenneroseJennerose Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I know a lot and nothing about figure skating
    I know a lot because well I wanted to try it out but alas I am far to big for it
    Nothing because I don't know how the scoring works nor do I think anyone really does

    The scoring system is insane and makes zero sense. I've been following the sport for years and still don't understand it. I think the thing that annoys me the most is that you get more points for an attempt at a more difficult jump, even if you fall, than a perfectly executed less-difficult jump, which leads to people trying things beyond their skill level and falling all over the place. Watching a well-executed program is more satisfying, even if it's technically simpler, than watching someone try for quads they can't do and fall on their ass constantly.

    I also skated for a while (and want to go back to it, I just keep injuring myself in ways that keep me off the ice) both as a kid and as an adult, it's SUPER fun and I would recommend it even if you're not the "right" body type (I am on the heavier side).

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I know I don't care for ice dancing. It's like figure skating without all of the fun parts.

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Just envisioning @Jennerose lifting @mysst over her head and twirling around on ice while they're both wearing mirror ball outfits and it's glorious.

    I don't really watch figure skating but it's beyond crazy to me that people can learn how to do all those moves without dying or sustaining permanent life-altering injuries within the first couple years.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I am very tall and built like a linebacker
    I can do a few of the staking tricks but I have not staked in years so it's not really going to be the first thing I would try

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I cannot ice skate. I grew up in South Florida. I also cannot rollerskate.

    If you put wheels on my feet I suddenly have no coordination

  • JenneroseJennerose Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I am very tall and built like a linebacker
    I can do a few of the staking tricks but I have not staked in years so it's not really going to be the first thing I would try

    Fair!

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