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I need some help asking a girl to prom

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am sure the fine folks of S&E are pros in dealing with this sort of thing, so here goes:

Prom is rapidly approaching and I want to ask a girl I'm friends with. Do you have any creative ideas for asking her to the big dance? How can I ask without having a nervous breakdown or heart attack?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You go up to her, you look her in the eye, smile and say, "Would you like to go to the prom with me?" in the tone of voice that forcefully suggests you do not mean "As friends."

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What's wrong with just asking her

    Why do you need to dance around it

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You have come to the write place sir

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Apparently it is a new trend to not just ask someone to the prom but make it stupid.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    be like, "hey want to go to the prom?"

    Wren on
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    I am sure the fine folks of S&E are pros in dealing with this sort of thing, so here goes:

    Prom is rapidly approaching and I want to ask a girl I'm friends with. Do you have any creative ideas for asking her to the big dance? How can I ask without having a nervous breakdown or heart attack?

    You have to wait until she is in dire need of you, and you agree to help her only if she goes with you to prom.

    Then make sure she has a good time, to cover up the thinly veiled blackmail you used earlier.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Start following her around, collecting any extra hairs she leaves behind. Then make a hair doll to present to her when you ask her.

    Or just ask her, you fucking vagina

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "Excuse me miss, would you like to blow hundreds of dollars on a hideous dress and accompany me to a room full of our writhing peers to the sweet sounds of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'?"

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Heh, yeah...

    That song is so awesome!

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    or just skip the whole waste of time and play some video games.

    the fun waste of time!

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    I am sure the fine folks of S&E are pros in dealing with this sort of thing, so here goes:

    Prom is rapidly approaching and I want to ask a girl I'm friends with. Do you have any creative ideas for asking her to the big dance? How can I ask without having a nervous breakdown or heart attack?

    Walk up to her and ask if she wants to go to prom with you, you stupid faggot.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    nice shoes

    wanna __________?

    go to the prom

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Fuck her sister.

    Yes, ask her to the prom in a very direct manner while fucking her sister.

    Rehab on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    nice shoes

    wanna __________?

    (spoiler] go to the prom [/spoiler]
    Smooooooooooooooooooth! :^:

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  • beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Burn the question into her lawn with excessive fertilizer

    Spray paint it onto the side of her house and/or hood of her car just to be safe

    Ladies dig that

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    "Excuse me miss, would you like to blow hundreds of dollars on a hideous dress and accompany me to a room full of our writhing peers to the sweet sounds of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'?"
    Shut up Sara my prom-dress was nice :<

    on a girl, maybe

    oh yes, I went there

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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What's wrong with just asking her

    Why do you need to dance around it

    Creative ways of asking people to prom have been the norm this year.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    piitb

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    "Excuse me miss, would you like to blow hundreds of dollars on a hideous dress and accompany me to a room full of our writhing peers to the sweet sounds of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'?"

    So uh

    Will you go with me or what?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What's wrong with just asking her

    Why do you need to dance around it

    Creative ways of asking people to prom have been the norm this year.

    YEAH WELL I HATE IT

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bound and gag her and write the words into her flesh with a sharp knife

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Smooooooooooooooooooth! :^:

    bogey stop changing my posts to fit your whims, jerk

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tell her that your life is in danger, you'll just die if she goes to prom with you

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    What's wrong with just asking her

    Why do you need to dance around it

    Creative ways of asking people to prom have been the norm this year.

    YEAH WELL I HATE IT

    As do I because it is stupid and man prom sucks anyways.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Feel her up first

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »
    Tell her that your life is in danger, you'll just die if she goes to prom with you

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuh Cass

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »
    Tell her that your life is in danger, you'll just die if she goes to prom with you

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuh Cass

    WAIT SHIT OTHER WAY AROUND

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I suffered from some pretty bad anxiety trying to ask my date back at my prom, but sometimes you just gotta balls up and do a thing. Direct is the best.

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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also is it true everyone has sex on prom night?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME, INTERNET?

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Look, we both need social acceptance and you will go to this thing with me or I will end you!

    So, I'll pick you up at about 6:30 then?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Also is it true everyone has sex on prom night?
    yes, even if she says no

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Also is it true everyone has sex on prom night?

    No

    God

    It's not

    Everything tv and movies have taught you about prom is wrong

    Just go and have fun and don't worry about trying to stick it in someone

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Also is it true everyone has sex on prom night?

    Everyone but you.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    step 1: create a dummy email address
    step 2: send her an email professing your love and asking her to prom, only in a complex code.
    step 3: go to tech college and learn to silversmith
    step 4: make her a beautiful decoder ring
    step 5: send her the decoder ring in the mail
    step 6: Hedge maze?

    #pipe on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Also is it true everyone has sex on prom night?

    No.

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