OKAY listen
if something bad happens
first, grab your bugout bag
it should contain all of these things, at minimum
then, meet at the predetermined safe house
once there, begin the process of setting up fair and democratic elections to ensure a peaceful transition of power after we're through the worst of it and you step down
in the meantime though
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I honestly think I wouldn't want to be a leader in the wasteland. I'd rather Denzel it up or be like a second in command somewhere.
I'm not a huge fan. I prefer the folding saw and hatchet and a field knife. I also don't live in the Jungle though.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
It's mostly for how cool it looks.
My current machete looks like someone made it out of a lawnmower blade.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
oh yeah it looks badass.
cause it sounds better that derp knife
I'm not entirely sure, but I do believe the Troll A platform can, yes. It has to be able to take a hell of a lot of force, anyway, being that tall and in the sea.
this is how much of it is above the sea when it is sitting on the ocean floor, but it's a movable structure - largest movable structure in the world still - so it has to be very very strong.
it is très large.
Nerds
the army's shovel is the only tool you will ever need
Then again I carry blackpowder rifles
I have a gladius
just in case a legionarie comes tryin to start some shit
They took it to the local professor.
HEY
ASH
YOU EVER HEARD OF A GOD DAMN POKEMON CENTER
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
hunting grouse
And the kukri with a bottle of vodka.
And... you know what, it's actually just a sack of alcohol.
don't talk shit on the differently abled
it's hard training pokemon when one of your hands is a chainsaw
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I will literally keep you alive if you share until we can get somewhere where I can make beer/mead
Taco Bell time!?
I mean it's the apocolypse.
The human population dropping by 80% will do more for than environment than burying your poop ever will.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yeah but you've still got to dig a poop hole. It's not about the environment it's about keeping your drinkable water safe once you find it.
If sewage is not working to move the waste away from the settlement, you're gonna want to bury the poop and have a very judicious record of where you buried your poops over the past year.
4th meal
Low energy duck
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
And it brought up all of the restaurants around me.
Closed Now under every single one.
Places that aren't sprawling metropolises are such butts.
Some sort of insincere millennial hodgepodge made real.
curing tobacco is a process
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Can genuinely recommend the norwegian army shovel. 10 cm folded, 50 cm unfolded.
I mean I actually don't know how good it is at digging, I've never dug a whole with one. But I chopped down trees, broke open padlocks, smacked an ancient battered hq tent set into submission, hammered stuff, etc etc
fits rather comfortably in a gun belt or on a webbing vest. Cost like nothing at all.
literally 10 people at the cabin grew up farming tobacco in the summers as teenagers.
#planahead