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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I will watch the non-sexing parts of a pornograph if the person is engaging or seems interesting or funny or sexy in ways beyond just having a nice body or whatever. There are people who can set you on fire with a few sultry glances and purred words and pulling out their boobs is almost superfluous (almost). There are other people who kind of mumble or giggle nervously while staring at something off screen and I get deeply uncomfortable and my boner dies on the vine

    I contain multitudes and a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of etc etc

    Nah, I feel this.

    I love it when porn actors make eye contact.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    I drove 40 miles round trip to take care of my gfs cat and realized I forgot the key

    Soooooo I gotta go back now

    But I'm enjoying Lemony Snicket show

    Can you just take cat to your place, save the trip?

    Nah I have cats too

    Alike things go together

    Let's fill castle's apartment with every cat in Austin

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Five years ago, using a proprietary 2FA might have been excusable.

    Today, there's no excuse for a fucking video game to not simply contract with Duo or Google Authenticator.

    Legacy reasons usually. Like squenix and blizzard and trion all have phone 2fa apps from the before times and they have little reason to stop using them in favor of a third party application since it is basically nothing to maintain them. And other people using proprietary 2fa usually have it included as part of another general app, a la steam.

    But teah if you're a new indy dev (or even like EA who made the terrible decision of making dozens of individual proprietary 2fa things) you should use a third party solution.

    fuck gendered marketing
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I don't celebrate a big retailer dying that employed American garment workers at higher than normal wages.

    But if you want to dump on Dov Charney yes do it and you can listen to the latest season of Startup all about him and his new company. IT GETS INTENSE. He is an insane narcissist spoiler spoiling nothing.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    These millennials with their glued to face smart phones and short attention spans can't tolerate the good 4-hr long lectures of old.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/AC3OuLU5XCw

    This is actually pretty entertaining.

    If it takes an hour and a half to explain why a video game is good, it probably isn't good.
    okay let me sum it up

    bloodborne is a dope game for cool people

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Gawd, Squeenix has the most Kafkaesque system for resetting passwords/authenticators.

    Kefkaesque even

    fuck gendered marketing
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    I drove 40 miles round trip to take care of my gfs cat and realized I forgot the key

    Soooooo I gotta go back now

    But I'm enjoying Lemony Snicket show

    Can you just take cat to your place, save the trip?

    Nah I have cats too

    Alike things go together

    Let's fill castle's apartment with every cat in Austin

    Not exactly a punishment

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/AC3OuLU5XCw

    This is actually pretty entertaining.

    If it takes an hour and a half to explain why a video game is good, it probably isn't good.

    I watch all his videos with rapt attention because long form things are good

    fuck gendered marketing
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/AC3OuLU5XCw

    This is actually pretty entertaining.

    If it takes an hour and a half to explain why a video game is good, it probably isn't good.
    okay let me sum it up

    bloodborne is a dope game for cool people
    ya but when is the pc port

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Five years ago, using a proprietary 2FA might have been excusable.

    Today, there's no excuse for a fucking video game to not simply contract with Duo or Google Authenticator.

    Legacy reasons usually. Like squenix and blizzard and trion all have phone 2fa apps from the before times and they have little reason to stop using them in favor of a third party application since it is basically nothing to maintain them. And other people using proprietary 2fa usually have it included as part of another general app, a la steam.

    But teah if you're a new indy dev (or even like EA who made the terrible decision of making dozens of individual proprietary 2fa things) you should use a third party solution.

    I know nothing about Squeenix or Trion or EA, but Blizzard is just rebranded Vasco Digipass.

    Which is fine, I guess.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    Better than the game gear

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I can't do camgirls, though

    you go to some site, you know, one of those sites, and it's like RED HOT XXX BABE SUDIE NYM BUSTS OUT THE TOYS and the video is forty minutes of a camera focused mainly on a girl's collarbone while she looks offscreen at her monitor, occasionally laughing at something she's read and going "yeah..." or "one time, but not often," or "36D" or something and then she halfheartedly whips out a boob, puts it back, gets up for five minutes to tend to a crying baby offscreen, etc, and all the time you just hear the chat client going DING DING DING DING DING and that's it, that's the experience
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I will watch the non-sexing parts of a pornograph if the person is engaging or seems interesting or funny or sexy in ways beyond just having a nice body or whatever. There are people who can set you on fire with a few sultry glances and purred words and pulling out their boobs is almost superfluous (almost). There are other people who kind of mumble or giggle nervously while staring at something off screen and I get deeply uncomfortable and my boner dies on the vine

    I contain multitudes and a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of etc etc
    above all, jake appreciates the elegant salaciousness of giant cans

    I'm not...I'm not just a boob man, Elendil-sama. I like other things too

    a fierce cyclops gaze

    meaty, man-crushing thighs

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    The longer you can spend talking about why something is good correlates to how good it is.

    For instance, I notice new things every time I watch Big Trouble in Little China and could talk for a long time about pretty much every scene and the delightful things happening.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    fuck gendered marketing
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also mechana construct decks can be really powerful dang. Get the construct that allows all constructs to be counted as mechana, get the one that lets you get one power for every construct in play, and get the one that lets you put an active construct back in your hand. The 'once a turn get as many power as mechana constructs' thing resets once you put it back in your hand. So use it, put it back in your hand, and play it and use it again. 12 power minimum every single turn with my six constructs. Of course then you're at the mercy of any construct destroying monsters but still

    chuberto this is my highest scoring game of ascension

    22421685996_a1217e9c0a_z.jpg

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Skippy have you tried star realms too

    Same game basically

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Skippy have you tried star realms too

    Same game basically

    I have not

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The longer you can spend talking about why something is good correlates to how good it is.

    For instance, I notice new things every time I watch Big Trouble in Little China and could talk for a long time about pretty much every scene and the delightful things happening.

    You'd do a DVD commentary but it wouldn't be long enough?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.

    Every console manufacturer says that they'll continue to support the old platform when they announce the new.

    And they all do, for a year or two, with a dwindling trickle of titles that eventually dies not with a bang but with a whimper.

    Believing the lie is only excusable if you're 11 years old. Otherwise, you knew what this was.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.
    yeah, it will be quite the switch

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    I will turn my scholar's gaze to this!

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    The longer you can spend talking about why something is good correlates to how good it is.

    For instance, I notice new things every time I watch Big Trouble in Little China and could talk for a long time about pretty much every scene and the delightful things happening.

    Tell me more...

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    ...

    Interesting.

    Should probably save googling that for when I am not in a hospital.

    I'll try to convince them it's an anatomy lesson and that I'm a resident, but I'm not sure they'll buy it

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    I will turn my scholar's gaze to this!

    I expect 500 words on my desk at the end of class Monday

    fuck gendered marketing
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Regarding the Switch and battery life, if it is in fact as similar to the Nvidia Shield platform as widely suspected, then expect new units to have 4-5 hrs battery life while gaming and 8-ish for browsing/media.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    I drove 40 miles round trip to take care of my gfs cat and realized I forgot the key

    Soooooo I gotta go back now

    But I'm enjoying Lemony Snicket show

    Can you just take cat to your place, save the trip?

    Nah I have cats too

    Alike things go together

    Let's fill castle's apartment with every cat in Austin

    OH NO IT'S A CAT-ASTROPHE!

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    I will turn my scholar's gaze to this!

    I expect 500 words on my desk at the end of class Monday

    I was going to google this myself, but I'd rather just read a review by Jacob.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.

    Dude you are going to be so disappointed in its mobile capabilities compared to how perfect the 3ds is. Your argument does not make sense because the DS was a fundamentally different and better product than the game boy.

    Having looked at what the Switch can do mobile, what part of it is significantly better in a game changing way?

    I love my 3ds. It's so great.

    Anyway want to do a long bet that by 2020 there is no Switch? :P

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    you go to some site, you know, one of those sites, and it's like RED HOT XXX BABE SUDIE NYM BUSTS OUT THE TOYS and the video is forty minutes of a camera focused mainly on a girl's collarbone while she looks offscreen at her monitor, occasionally laughing at something she's read and going "yeah..." or "one time, but not often," or "36D" or something and then she halfheartedly whips out a boob, puts it back, gets up for five minutes to tend to a crying baby offscreen, etc, and all the time you just hear the chat client going DING DING DING DING DING and that's it, that's the experience
    Elendil wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I will watch the non-sexing parts of a pornograph if the person is engaging or seems interesting or funny or sexy in ways beyond just having a nice body or whatever. There are people who can set you on fire with a few sultry glances and purred words and pulling out their boobs is almost superfluous (almost). There are other people who kind of mumble or giggle nervously while staring at something off screen and I get deeply uncomfortable and my boner dies on the vine

    I contain multitudes and a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of etc etc
    above all, jake appreciates the elegant salaciousness of giant cans

    I'm not...I'm not just a boob man, Elendil-sama. I like other things too

    a fierce cyclops gaze

    meaty, man-crushing thighs

    I always promote appreciation of meaty man crushing thighs in order to advance the total
    social value of my own thunderous assets and to increase the number of man crushings per annum

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I can't do camgirls, though

    I used to feel this way, until I stumbled across some Jaimee Fae clips on Pornhub.

    I will turn my scholar's gaze to this!


    I normally have more Renaissance tastes vis-a-vis women of stature, but I make an exception for the occasional lithe nymphet if her attitude is right.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.

    Every console manufacturer says that they'll continue to support the old platform when they announce the new.

    And they all do, for a year or two, with a dwindling trickle of titles that eventually dies not with a bang but with a whimper.

    Believing the lie is only excusable if you're 11 years old. Otherwise, you knew what this was.

    Please remember there were 100 trillion GBAs sold when the DS rolled out. The GBA was still a very popular system at the time. It still died promptly.

  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    I just can't help but respond with laughter when people go against long form essays on youtube. Like do people not walk through a library and by chance find a thick tome in the corner of your eye labeled "Nativism In The Know Nothing Party" grab it and read it non stop over a weekend?

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I will watch the non-sexing parts of a pornograph if the person is engaging or seems interesting or funny or sexy in ways beyond just having a nice body or whatever. There are people who can set you on fire with a few sultry glances and purred words and pulling out their boobs is almost superfluous (almost). There are other people who kind of mumble or giggle nervously while staring at something off screen and I get deeply uncomfortable and my boner dies on the vine

    I contain multitudes and a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of etc etc

    the ST:TNG porno with all the porn cut out is actually an okay episode of star trek with a surprising amount of continuity

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    The idea of a portable-home hybrid is awesome!

    What gets me excited is Nintendo's portable and console offerings won't be split. It will take time to phase out the 3DS but instead of five Nintendo games a year for the Wii U and 20 Nintendo games for the 3DS, the Switch will have 25 Nintendo games.

    Oh

    Nintendo truly would be dead to me

    Neat

    But that is bad business, em. That cannot be the plan. The Switch battery life when portable is gonna be... a thing.

    I remember back in the day when Nintendo assured GBA owners that the Game Boy brand wouldn't die, the GBA would still be supported, and the DS was a non-threatening third pillar.

    By 2019, there will only be the Switch.

    To Nintendo's credit they've always strived to support at least the previous generation with every new handheld generation

    Color handled Gameboy, Advance handled Color and Gameboy, DS handled advance, 3DS handles DS

    There comes a point where you understand why the line must break, but having that period makes the transition easier.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    The nice thing about CamGuys tho is that sense that this what you are watching is happening live! right now! and you can even like type in hi and they'll say hi back. and also generally it seems like these people are in business for themselves so like you feel like maybe, you don't know, it's less exploitative than normal porn. and you're more likely to see actual couples and they're kinda lovey dovey with each other and that's nice

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