I had a thought the other day that I was going to make a pizza equivalent of a Turducken. Stuff some pizza rolls in a pizza hot pocket and insert into a calzone. My wife refused to let me make it even though me, my son and my niece assured her it was a great idea.
The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.
Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.
pizza works best when it's simple
the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"
but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza
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Every time we order pizza as a group, and I order cheese pizza for myself mine is the only one that inevitably gets swiped because someone was a fucking dingus and ordered a pizza with some shit on it that made them sound tough but it turns out was Italian for dick fungus.
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Every time we order pizza as a group, and I order cheese pizza for myself mine is the only one that inevitably gets swiped because someone was a fucking dingus and ordered a pizza with some shit on it that made them sound tough but it turns out was Italian for dick fungus.
The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.
Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.
pizza works best when it's simple
the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"
but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza
Supreme pizza isn't my favorite today, but I can deal with it. When I was a kid, though, I hated olives, peppers, and undercooked onions like poison. So when somebody's mom brought pizza home and said "I didn't know what you all liked, so I just got supreme" I could not understand how a human person could screw up so badly.
If you're going for the lowest common denominator, get pepperoni! Or cheese! Something with universal appeal, not your loathsome plant turds!
The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.
Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.
pizza works best when it's simple
the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"
but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza
Supreme pizza isn't my favorite today, but I can deal with it. When I was a kid, though, I hated olives, peppers, and undercooked onions like poison. So when somebody's mom brought pizza home and said "I didn't know what you all liked, so I just got supreme" I could not understand how a human person could screw up so badly.
If you're going for the lowest common denominator, get pepperoni! Or cheese! Something with universal appeal, not your loathsome plant turds!
"I didn't know what you guys wanted, so I got everything" is just the dumbest logic train I've ever heard, and for some reason it only applies to pizza! No, you can't just "take things off"! DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT! NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS BEEN LIKE "GOD DAMN! THIS FREE PIZZA JUST DOESN'T APPEAL TO ME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE {TOPPING} SO I'M GOING TO FUCK OFF"
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Yeah, those toppings are on there for good once they get in that cheese
It's so gooey and sticky, how could anyone pull anything out of it
God I miss Chicago pizza. Fresh green chile pizza in New Mexico is great, but I want to have both!
Huh. I...might have to look into making a green chili deep dish pizza. I used to have a pretty decent recipe for deep dish, and I've got some frozen diced Hatch peppers that I need to use up before they lose the heat.
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Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.
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pineapple is upper-mid tier
Get that white trash shit outta here!
Pineapple with olives and onions ain't half bad though.
I assume that's going to be the edit once this pizza discussion hits ten pages.
pizza works best when it's simple
the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"
but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza
hey man
my home-made pene fungo pizza is delicious
Supreme pizza isn't my favorite today, but I can deal with it. When I was a kid, though, I hated olives, peppers, and undercooked onions like poison. So when somebody's mom brought pizza home and said "I didn't know what you all liked, so I just got supreme" I could not understand how a human person could screw up so badly.
If you're going for the lowest common denominator, get pepperoni! Or cheese! Something with universal appeal, not your loathsome plant turds!
They make Hawaiian pizza pops
"I didn't know what you guys wanted, so I got everything" is just the dumbest logic train I've ever heard, and for some reason it only applies to pizza! No, you can't just "take things off"! DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT! NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS BEEN LIKE "GOD DAMN! THIS FREE PIZZA JUST DOESN'T APPEAL TO ME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE {TOPPING} SO I'M GOING TO FUCK OFF"
It's so gooey and sticky, how could anyone pull anything out of it
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Every slice is a personal pan pizza.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Huh. I...might have to look into making a green chili deep dish pizza. I used to have a pretty decent recipe for deep dish, and I've got some frozen diced Hatch peppers that I need to use up before they lose the heat.
What about Guy Fieri?
SOME
I've never met him
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
also needs onion. just a little bit though
any more than that and you're looking at an unbalanced cheese to toppings ratio
SEEING IMAGES OF A THING IS NOT MEETING THAT THING, PEOPLE
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.
that's not how that works at all
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yeah man my partner loves when my snot gets all pineappley
Just sneeze right into her open mouth, that's the hot stuff
Damn dude I'm at work
I beg to differ, good friend #pipe whom I have personally met on countless occasions.
how have you been watching my pornhub favorites?
Ugh.