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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.

    Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I think pineapple might be the only standard pizza topping I do not like.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I was expecting a dog.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Barbecue sauce, Pineapple, sauteed onions, cilantro, mozzarella. Aww yeah.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    worst pizza is meat lover's

    pineapple is upper-mid tier

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    The worst pizza is one with ranch sauce.

    Get that white trash shit outta here!

    Pineapple with olives and onions ain't half bad though.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I had a thought the other day that I was going to make a pizza equivalent of a Turducken. Stuff some pizza rolls in a pizza hot pocket and insert into a calzone. My wife refused to let me make it even though me, my son and my niece assured her it was a great idea.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Woulda been better if you posted your balls

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Woulda been better if you posted your balls

    I assume that's going to be the edit once this pizza discussion hits ten pages.

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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    I love that thing that Crwth posted, so juicy, and tantalizingly salty and sweet. I could munch on that all day.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    thinking more about the pizza in question, the most objectionable thing, to me, is the almost total lack of char present.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.

    Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.

    pizza works best when it's simple

    the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"

    but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Every time we order pizza as a group, and I order cheese pizza for myself mine is the only one that inevitably gets swiped because someone was a fucking dingus and ordered a pizza with some shit on it that made them sound tough but it turns out was Italian for dick fungus.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Every time we order pizza as a group, and I order cheese pizza for myself mine is the only one that inevitably gets swiped because someone was a fucking dingus and ordered a pizza with some shit on it that made them sound tough but it turns out was Italian for dick fungus.

    hey man

    my home-made pene fungo pizza is delicious

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.

    Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.

    pizza works best when it's simple

    the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"

    but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza

    Supreme pizza isn't my favorite today, but I can deal with it. When I was a kid, though, I hated olives, peppers, and undercooked onions like poison. So when somebody's mom brought pizza home and said "I didn't know what you all liked, so I just got supreme" I could not understand how a human person could screw up so badly.

    If you're going for the lowest common denominator, get pepperoni! Or cheese! Something with universal appeal, not your loathsome plant turds!

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    How fucking dope would hawaiin pizza rolls be

    Allow me to answer on your behalf: extremely fucking dope

    They make Hawaiian pizza pops

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The only pizza worse than Hawaiian is that 'everything' pizza.

    Like, just stick to cheese and I'm totally fine, but adding things that actively make pizza gross is just throwing money away.

    pizza works best when it's simple

    the best is when, as a group, you decide to get pizza and someone is like "okay get cheese" and then someone was like "okay but I want at least pepperoni" , then you get like 3/4 of the people going "lol you guys are boring let's get one with everything on it"

    but when the pizzas show up and dinner is done, the only one that still has practically all its slices is the everything pizza

    Supreme pizza isn't my favorite today, but I can deal with it. When I was a kid, though, I hated olives, peppers, and undercooked onions like poison. So when somebody's mom brought pizza home and said "I didn't know what you all liked, so I just got supreme" I could not understand how a human person could screw up so badly.

    If you're going for the lowest common denominator, get pepperoni! Or cheese! Something with universal appeal, not your loathsome plant turds!

    "I didn't know what you guys wanted, so I got everything" is just the dumbest logic train I've ever heard, and for some reason it only applies to pizza! No, you can't just "take things off"! DON'T PUT ANYTHING ON IT! NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS BEEN LIKE "GOD DAMN! THIS FREE PIZZA JUST DOESN'T APPEAL TO ME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE {TOPPING} SO I'M GOING TO FUCK OFF"

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Yeah, those toppings are on there for good once they get in that cheese

    It's so gooey and sticky, how could anyone pull anything out of it

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    Every slice is a personal pan pizza.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    such a tease

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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    God I miss Chicago pizza. Fresh green chile pizza in New Mexico is great, but I want to have both!

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I've never met a pineapple that I didn't like.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Deans wrote: »
    God I miss Chicago pizza. Fresh green chile pizza in New Mexico is great, but I want to have both!

    Huh. I...might have to look into making a green chili deep dish pizza. I used to have a pretty decent recipe for deep dish, and I've got some frozen diced Hatch peppers that I need to use up before they lose the heat.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've never met a pineapple that I didn't like.

    What about Guy Fieri?

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've never met a pineapple that I didn't like.

    What about Guy Fieri?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've never met a pineapple that I didn't like.

    What about Guy Fieri?

    I've never met him

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    mmmm, totino's

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hawaiian pizza is good, but throw some jalapeno on there and then we'll talk. About how good this pizza tastes.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Hawaiian pizza is good, but throw some jalapeno on there and then we'll talk. About how good this pizza tastes.

    also needs onion. just a little bit though

    any more than that and you're looking at an unbalanced cheese to toppings ratio

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've never met a pineapple that I didn't like.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    That is a cartoon I have clearly never met that cartoon

    SEEING IMAGES OF A THING IS NOT MEETING THAT THING, PEOPLE

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Fact: Once consumed, the flavour of pineapple ends up in...various body secretions.

    If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    Fact: Once consumed, the flavour of pineapple ends up in...various body secretions.

    If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.

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    that's not how that works at all

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    Fact: Once consumed, the flavour of pineapple ends up in...various body secretions.

    If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.

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    Yeah man my partner loves when my snot gets all pineappley

    Just sneeze right into her open mouth, that's the hot stuff

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Fact: Once consumed, the flavour of pineapple ends up in...various body secretions.

    If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.

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    Yeah man my partner loves when my snot gets all pineappley

    Just sneeze right into her open mouth, that's the hot stuff

    Damn dude I'm at work

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    That is a cartoon I have clearly never met that cartoon

    SEEING IMAGES OF A THING IS NOT MEETING THAT THING, PEOPLE

    I beg to differ, good friend #pipe whom I have personally met on countless occasions.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    El Skid wrote: »
    Fact: Once consumed, the flavour of pineapple ends up in...various body secretions.

    If your significant other is onboard with pineapple, this can be a great bonus.

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    Yeah man my partner loves when my snot gets all pineappley

    Just sneeze right into her open mouth, that's the hot stuff

    how have you been watching my pornhub favorites?

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    ok but hear me out what if instead of posting pictures of bad pizza we posted pictures of good pizza

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    You're going to have leaves drop on your pizza and not even bother to pick them out?

    Ugh.

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