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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Other fun Dragon Age observations:

    If someone asks you to find an animal, it is annoying as hell to find and escort back, but it will be alive
    If someone asks you to find a person, they are dead. They are always dead.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    there's an albertson's near me liquidating its assets and they have makeup on sale for 60% off

    so yes, I spent $50

    I don't even care




    also I bought lube and condoms and for the life of me I can't think of a good reason why I did that other than the fact it was super cheap

    I preemptively did this (after discussing it with Querry, but weeks before we used them) and do not regret it

    You'd be... surprised how fast stuff can change <3

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I liked... maybe 5 things about Dragon Age Inquisition:

    1. It looked pretty
    2. Beach where you meet Iron Bull, swampy areas where everything is dark and lit by lanterns
    3. The "save the mage" days of future past scenario (and hoped that this was the actual game and that everything preceding had merely been an ingenious prologue)
    4. Cassandra is mai waifu
    5. The ending and the stuff with Morrigan and her family

    everything else was the worst ever, the gameplay was tedious, I killed way too many dogs that were also frustratingly tanky, dragons are kind of boring unless they're like 20 times the size as they are in the universe, the characters were all twits, the ethical dilemmas were all pretty dumb neither being particularly evocative nor sufficiently complex, I couldn't destroy dwarf society nor could I destroy the human political system (speaking of, did the king/queen do shit?)

    oh, I did enjoy the obssession with masks of the Orlais and the nug of great price

    I liked that I could play an MMO offline by myself like I've always dreamed

    Like Phantasy Star Online.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    ITT Ap0 has bad opinions about games.

    like

    'get down with your bad sell"-bad, right?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    good lord that is some cotton mouthed yiddish

    but hold on pls i have to eat some shellfish

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    - DAI had a good characterization, but lousy characters
    - the war table was a terrible mechanic and should be cast into the flames of perdition
    - cullen was such a shit character and had THE WORST ideas
    - but the lore was spectacular and well-formed
    - the combat was pretty great
    - the dragons were impressive-looking, but tedious after the first fight, and completely unrelated to the story
    - the crafting mechanic and gathering scheme can join the war table in the lake of fire
    - the UI was pretty solid

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    ITT Ap0 has bad opinions about games.

    like

    'get down with your bad sell"-bad, right?

    Ehhhhhh

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    ;)

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    ...games?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    there's an albertson's near me liquidating its assets and they have makeup on sale for 60% off

    so yes, I spent $50

    I don't even care




    also I bought lube and condoms and for the life of me I can't think of a good reason why I did that other than the fact it was super cheap

    I preemptively did this (after discussing it with Querry, but weeks before we used them) and do not regret it

    You'd be... surprised how fast stuff can change <3

    :razz:

    one can hope

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    It's (Re)Create a Film Scene Monday, oh how quickly time passes. Yep, create a short scene or reenact one. One rule: no human actors allowed. You can use dolls, pets, household objects, staplers, vegetables, toy cars, etc. Humans can acts as voice actors and manipulate objects, but that's it.

    Good luck.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Geth, stand down.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. Standing down...

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    good lord that is some google translate yiddish

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I liked DA:I but then I played Witcher 3 and I was like, "Oh that is is how you make an open world story driven rpg."

    DA:I had Bioware's strengths which is individual characters and their stories not really the overall story and such.

    I beat it once and played it about 50% another time and road the bull.

    Still for me it goes DA:O>DA2=DA:I.

    Though DA2 might squeak out over DA:I just for the fact you aren't some world savior.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I know like three yiddish words, chu

    not counting, you know, things I can order at the deli

    although I did take a class in Advanced Deli Yiddish, where you learn how to say "kreplach" and "bialy" and "hamentashen"

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I liked DA:I but then I played Witcher 3 and I was like, "Oh that is is how you make an open world story driven rpg."

    DA:I had Bioware's strengths which is individual characters and their stories not really the overall story and such.

    I beat it once and played it about 50% another time and road the bull.

    Still for me it goes DA:O>DA2=DA:I.

    Though DA2 might squeak out over DA:I just for the fact you aren't some world savior.

    no in DA2 you are the world fucker

    you fuck up the entire world

    world fucker, 1st class

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    and godddd W3 was so boring

    so boring

    so









    boring

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    there's an albertson's near me liquidating its assets and they have makeup on sale for 60% off

    so yes, I spent $50

    I don't even care




    also I bought lube and condoms and for the life of me I can't think of a good reason why I did that other than the fact it was super cheap

    I preemptively did this (after discussing it with Querry, but weeks before we used them) and do not regret it

    You'd be... surprised how fast stuff can change <3

    :razz:

    one can hope

    That came out super weird. What I meant was that I went from like no real expectation to basically what I have now in a month and a half, so it's not like "I HAVE NO PROSPECTS I SHOULD NOT DO THIS" - you'd be surprised how rapidly situations like that change.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I liked DA:I but then I played Witcher 3 and I was like, "Oh that is is how you make an open world story driven rpg."

    DA:I had Bioware's strengths which is individual characters and their stories not really the overall story and such.

    I beat it once and played it about 50% another time and road the bull.

    Still for me it goes DA:O>DA2=DA:I.

    Though DA2 might squeak out over DA:I just for the fact you aren't some world savior.

    no in DA2 you are the world fucker

    you fuck up the entire world

    world fucker, 1st class

    You are more just someone dragged into world fucking.

    Really the world fucking happened before. You were just the last domino from decades of world fucking.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    and godddd W3 was so boring

    so boring

    so









    boring

    Dear you are a lovely person.

    But for the life of me I have never been able to figure out where you find fun.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2017
    I know yiddish insults.


    I didn't realize most of them were yiddish for a good portion of my life.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I know yiddish insults.

    I can be a complete ass in yiddish. The yiddish my dad seems to use is to be angry or a jack ass.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    there's an albertson's near me liquidating its assets and they have makeup on sale for 60% off

    so yes, I spent $50

    I don't even care




    also I bought lube and condoms and for the life of me I can't think of a good reason why I did that other than the fact it was super cheap

    I preemptively did this (after discussing it with Querry, but weeks before we used them) and do not regret it

    You'd be... surprised how fast stuff can change <3

    :razz:

    one can hope

    That came out super weird. What I meant was that I went from like no real expectation to basically what I have now in a month and a half, so it's not like "I HAVE NO PROSPECTS I SHOULD NOT DO THIS" - you'd be surprised how rapidly situations like that change.

    As long as it was a healthy relationship, I'd be very happy in that change

    I think I'm over shitty dynamics

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Schmuck, dorfl, meshuggah, shiskha, challah...

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Meatloaf is cooking and I finished cutting and installing some closet shelves:

    7oyn0m678n2r.jpg

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    and godddd W3 was so boring

    so boring

    so









    boring

    Dear you are a lovely person.

    But for the life of me I have never been able to figure out where you find fun.

    Sometimes I worry about that, too

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    That's not a meatloaf.

    What a disappointing picture.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    That's not a meatloaf.

    What a disappointing picture.

    Should have taken the photo before morning came

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    "schlameel" is what my name translates into yiddish

    I've no idea what it means but it sounds exotic

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Put my body in handmade installation-registries and set them out at sea.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    That might be a little too complex to do under the time limit, Elki.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    That's not a meatloaf.

    What a disappointing picture.

    Still cooking.

    wx50g7jl2uhl.jpg

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    That might be a little too complex to do under the time limit, Elki.
    RIP chat

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I can't think of a scene to do or a good way to hang outfits on clothes hangers in space.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Witcher 3 basically has a few things that makes it superior to DA:I-

    1)Overall story is fantastic. Choices do make a difference through the game.
    2)I like having a non-blank space character in Geralt. It allows for these strong long term relationships to show.
    3)Combat is decent but beating DA:I isn't hard here. I tend top play as Witchering as possible. Lets of prep and research which is fun to me.

    It still requires the basic knowledge that don't try to do everything. Pick and choose your stories.

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    a relatively small but very important database application at work has spontaneously started generating orders of magnitude more logging data in the course of a few days than it has in its preceding life

    yieahgood

    Apothe0sis on
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    Through happenstance I got to kick in a front door the other day. Getting my jackboot on.

    Don't worry no one lived in the place, no rights were trampled under the boot heel of the state.

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