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    prophetic oblivionprophetic oblivion Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Speaking of getting hired...
    I'm graduating in December from college, or at least I would be...

    I'm pretty deep in debt right now, I'm already a year late in graduating from changing my major so many times. My ex-girlfriend and I have stayed in close contact and are still really good friends. She moved out to LA for a film study program that only 7-8 people a year get elected to participate in.

    This film study program is for aspiring producers, directors, actors and screenwriters. It's a fantastic system. They give you training from industry professionals and set you up with an internship where you are put in order to gain experience and get a job. For example, my ex wants to be a producer, so she interned as assistant to the producer at a T.V. show for the last few months, and now they have offered her a job, which she is going to take when she graduates in May. It's a pretty prestegious program. From what I understand, Buster (from arrested development) even came and gave a guest lecture in one of her classes earlier this semester. That stuff is normal in this program.

    It's basically a monarchy system, if you know someone personally that has gone, and they recommend you, you are pretty much golden to get in. She called me last night and said she wanted to recommend me if I'd take it. The problem is that it is 14,000 bucks to get in, and I would have to stay enrolled to go, meaning I would not be able to graduate until May of NEXT year, making me a full 2 years behind schedule on graduation. 14,000 more in debt would also put me around the 50,000 mark for student loans.

    So, being an aspiring screenwriter, they would set me up with an internship in a major studio.

    Do I put myself in a crazy amount of debt and spend every dime I have to get out to L.A.? Or do I graduate on time in December and keep debt at a reasonable level?

    Tl;dr: Do I graduate two years behind and 50,000 in debt to go to LA for a film study program that would insure that I get a cushy industry job in movies?

    I had a friend who had a similar situation in a completely different field. Basically, he just broke it down and thought about the short-term risks vs. the long-term benefits. Eventually he decided that staying in school another two years (and getting a higher level degree than he had initially planned.. or a second major.. or something, i dont remember entirely), and having a guaranteed job was a lot better than trying his own luck. The other part comes down to... Are you good enough to get a job without the program? My friend was going to a Law School, by the way.

    I like some stability, and I would probably take the offer. Find some other courses you'd like to take, go for a double-major instead of a single. I figure having that great job would allow me to actually be able to pay back some of these loans, rather than having to scrape by a payment every week while I waited tables in a crappy restaurant waiting for my break.


    But what do I know. I'm a total stranger. Maybe sucking dicks at Olive Garden would be more profitable than a movie-job anyway.

    prophetic oblivion on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    come to LA
    are womenz are ez

    Starfuck on
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    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Did I wim?

    edit: wim = win

    Drez on
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    OtarOtar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My mom totally has vaginer cancer so I came here to talk abotu it but all you sheeple attacked me since I thought the wii and pspwn were batter than teh lamb box 360. But my dad is the district manager of Japan and totally owns this website since it teh japornese art (just looka t it mang) but I tell him not to own you nubz with your ips and worms since I liek to lauf at teh sheeple here

    Otar on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Old people are boring in interviews.

    Drez on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can be a troll!

    everything sucks because I say so!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    I can be a troll!

    everything sucks because I say so!

    I gotta say, guys, this dude's credentials seem to check out

    and holy crap he's got a lot of experience

    Rankenphile on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Real trolls post wirelessly from 'neath a bridge. You're not hardcore unless you're in character all the time.

    Drez on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Real trolls post wirelessly from 'neath a bridge. You're not hardcore unless you're in character all the time.

    They also eat people who can't answer a riddle for permission to cross said bridge.

    Hunter on
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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    How do you be a victim?

    eryu90 on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Real trolls post wirelessly from 'neath a bridge. You're not hardcore unless you're in character all the time.

    They also eat people who can't answer a riddle for permission to cross said bridge.

    Correct, but I don't like to talk about my diet.

    eryu90 wrote: »
    How do you be a victim?

    STFU nub.

    Drez on
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    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Real trolls post wirelessly from 'neath a bridge. You're not hardcore unless you're in character all the time.

    They also eat people who can't answer a riddle for permission to cross said bridge.

    Correct, but I don't like to talk about my diet.

    eryu90 wrote: »
    How do you be a victim?

    STFU nub.

    Oh God no!:(

    oh I see now. thank you Drez, hope you get the job.

    eryu90 on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    we can make beautiful music together, you and I.

    Screamo.

    Hell, maybe Creamo.

    Drez on
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    DrumsDrums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    when preparing troll meat, you want to avoid anything around the mid section. it is too fatty and not very sustainable. the most nutritious meat is found in the calf. very tasty. anyway, I would like to comment on the life and death of my great great grandmother. i don't know how she died. thank you.

    Drums on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Snide comment casting doubt over the sexual practices of your mother

    TheySlashThem on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    MORE LIEK GAYLO

    Dienekes on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    MORE LIEK GAYLO

    O SNAPS

    HAHA FAGIT LEAST IT ISNT FUCKIN GAYCUBE

    TheySlashThem on
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    DrumsDrums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i love my mother. please understand this, as you are an unfortunate soul. it's nice outside you know...perhaps a little sun and exercise for your under-developed and appreciated muscles??

    Drums on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can be a troll!

    everything sucks because I say so!

    I gotta say, guys, this dude's credentials seem to check out

    and holy crap he's got a lot of experience

    I'm a professional

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    MORE LIEK GAYLO

    O SNAPS

    HAHA FAGIT LEAST IT ISNT FUCKIN GAYCUBE

    STFU NUB! WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR FAGGITASS POKEMON? I CAN KICK UR ASS IN HALO FAGGIT!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Dienekes wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    MORE LIEK GAYLO

    O SNAPS

    HAHA FAGIT LEAST IT ISNT FUCKIN GAYCUBE

    STFU NUB! WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR FAGGITASS POKEMON? I CAN KICK UR ASS IN HALO FAGGIT!

    wait hold on

    I'm not sure what side we're each on

    TheySlashThem on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Dienekes wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    here's my application

    HEY GUYZ. POKEMONZ R 4 KIDZ! WHAT R U GUYZ? FGGTS OR SOMETING? GOD PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE HALO!

    MORE LIEK GAYLO

    O SNAPS

    HAHA FAGIT LEAST IT ISNT FUCKIN GAYCUBE

    STFU NUB! WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR FAGGITASS POKEMON? I CAN KICK UR ASS IN HALO FAGGIT!

    wait hold on

    I'm not sure what side we're each on

    Ok, i'm the generic angry FPS fan who LOOOOVVEEESSSS Halo. I don't know what you are.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just took a monster dump

    Had to use the plunger and everything

    SA on
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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you know when it is nice and solid but not so solid that it hurts and when you go to wipe there is no residue?

    that's awesome

    Dienekes on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »
    you know when it is nice and solid but not so solid that it hurts and when you go to wipe there is no residue?

    that's awesome

    That pretty much makes my day when that happens.

    I burst out of the bathroom with a shit-eating grin on my face.

    SA on
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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Dienekes wrote: »
    you know when it is nice and solid but not so solid that it hurts and when you go to wipe there is no residue?

    that's awesome

    That pretty much makes my day when that happens.

    I burst out of the bathroom with a shit-eating grin on my face.

    Quite literally.

    TheySlashThem on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Dienekes wrote: »
    you know when it is nice and solid but not so solid that it hurts and when you go to wipe there is no residue?

    that's awesome

    That pretty much makes my day when that happens.

    I burst out of the bathroom with a shit-eating grin on my face.

    Quite literally.

    I was going to say something about it being literal, but then I thought better of it.

    SA on
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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Dienekes wrote: »
    you know when it is nice and solid but not so solid that it hurts and when you go to wipe there is no residue?

    that's awesome

    That pretty much makes my day when that happens.

    I burst out of the bathroom with a shit-eating grin on my face.

    Quite literally.

    I was going to say something about it being literal, but then I thought better of it.

    You're damn lucky I was here, then.

    TheySlashThem on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BOOM! CUMSHOT!

    Drez on
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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey SE, how do I get this girl who already has a boyfriend to fuck me?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    fuck her boyfriend into a bloody pulp

    Homeless on
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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    okay

    (to both lol)

    candanavian on
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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i completely forgot that i can get cancer from cigarettes

    Drano on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    not if you don't work hard at it

    Raneados on
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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i read somewhere the chances are like 1 in 10.
    i figure thats like 10 percent chance of rain.

    Drano on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man 10% aint no thang

    Raneados on
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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i mean that just makes everybody who doesnt smoke look like a pussy

    Drano on
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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i mean would cancel plans for a picnic on 10%?

    Drano on
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