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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    You know it's going to be fucked up if it's discovered this cart-taste thing leads to people being actually poisoned somehow.

    It's bad tasting on purpose as a deterrent from kids eating it. It's not going to poison anyone. It uses a known chemical used for this purpose.
    Just roll with it Sniperguy, don't get all Neil deGrasse Tyson on me. :(

    No and also your stars are wrong

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    He tweeted it again
    didn't delete the original tweet
    to fix hereby

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well going to be awkward watching that 70's show reruns

    I wonder in the wake of scientology losing its influence how many more of these will come to light.

    Jesus Fuck.

    ::deletes The Ranch from Netflix queue::

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Boycott Amazon as long as they continue to advertise with Breitbart, pls

    No

    Well I mean, spool, babysteps here

    For you it would simply be deleting your breitbart bookmark

    I did that when Andrew died...

    this is not a joke post, I used to have Breitbart bookmarked, in the early days. I stopped reading them a long time ago though.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    amazon also funds WaPo which is the last line of decency of the media right now so

    i'll call it a wash

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    The problem with shitty CSRs is that when something like this scales up like crazy they don't address the root and just try to treat the symptoms. Or rather, they don't have the tools to even forward it because all they can do is cancel orders, but only if they don't get past a certain point in shipping.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly I was disappointed by the bitterness of the cart.

    I've tasted far worse.

    appleseeds are more bitter.

    Nintendo did a poor job all in all

    I dunno man they used the most bitter chemical known to man

    maybe you should give it more than a little babby lick

    dude I had my tongue pressed against it for quite a while

    You think I took one selfie?

    You don't get that glazed look of soul crushing vacancy off one shot

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    glass cases and LED components are indeed gauche


    give me a rig that is basically invisible

    or better yet, hardwired inside my brain

    Nonono see, glass cases as chic as fuck.

    It's the goddamned LED's that turn it into a carnival ride.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Why is the president only quasi-literate

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    What's great about the whole "our warehouse is fucking up" is that I basically told them at 6:00pm last night, but the dumbass CSRs couldn't come of script for like a god damned hot minute to maybe forward it to someone who could address it.

    They had plenty of time and warning to fix it but they're like "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's all good"

    CSRs aren't paid enough to give a shit. It's a shit job dealing with people that attack you and swear at you for the stupidest shit all day long, for shit pay, under stressful conditions with unrealistic quotas, uncaring management, and the constant knowledge that you can be replaced at the drop of a hat.

    Do NOT insult CSRs, Bowen. Not cool.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    my rig is all RGB

    but that's mostly because they don't sell LEDs in the desaturated purple shade I'm going for

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly I was disappointed by the bitterness of the cart.

    I've tasted far worse.

    appleseeds are more bitter.

    Nintendo did a poor job all in all

    I dunno man they used the most bitter chemical known to man

    maybe you should give it more than a little babby lick

    dude I had my tongue pressed against it for quite a while

    You think I took one selfie?

    You don't get that glazed look of soul crushing vacancy off one shot

    Why didn't you let Chelle take the picture? And style your hair, and do your makeup cause damn son she's rull good at that.

    You NEED to take out a bank loan and let that woman open up a boutique.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    http://qns.com/story/2017/03/03/man-attacks-hispanic-woman-umbrella-astoria-street-saying-deported/
    A man walking near a Key Food in Astoria attacked a Hispanic woman with an umbrella, telling her to “get the f–k out of my country.”

    According to the Daily News, the woman was walking along 31st Street and Ditmars Boulevard on March 1 around 1:30 p.m. when the man approached her and said “Get the f–k out of my country! You should be deported! I should shoot you!”

    The man then swung his umbrella at her, cutting her finger. The woman, who has lived in Astoria for more than 26 years, told the Daily News that she had to beat him back with her own umbrella because he would not stop hitting her.

    “He just came right at my face, he tells me, ‘You need to be deported. I’m going to smash your face, I’m going to shoot you,’” the woman told the Daily News. “I kept telling him, ‘No, you leave. I belong here. I’m third-generation.’”
    this is one subway stop away from me

    what the fuck

    What the fuck!

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    thats my favorite Sugar Ray lyrics.
    lick my cart baby, dont say a word

    Bless your heart.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Why is the president only quasi-literate

    well look who elected him

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ludious I love you so much for that selfie

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/D1s-AfeX0WA

    2 rl

    I definitely do some of these things including the Slide

    Gotta gets me a double seater for me and my man

    @Deebaser @Shazkar Shadowstorm @Eddy @Casual Eddy @nexuscrawler

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    You know it's going to be fucked up if it's discovered this cart-taste thing leads to people being actually poisoned somehow.

    It triggered my latent Nintendallergy

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Soobway is sounding pretty tasty

    I'd get waffles one but the last one I got her is still in the fridge!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Soobway is sounding pretty tasty

    I'd get waffles one but the last one I got her is still in the fridge!

    bet that cheesecake is gone tho

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I hereby demand an investigation into these criminally under seasoned doritos I just ate

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Why is the president only quasi-literate

    MAGA

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I hereby demand an investigation into these criminally under seasoned doritos I just ate

    if they weren't just regular nacho cheese you're going to be investigated for having bad taste in Doritos

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    hockey guy i am terribly awkward and would do the migration every day and by the time i show up to work its time to go home.

    Bless your heart.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly I was disappointed by the bitterness of the cart.

    I've tasted far worse.

    appleseeds are more bitter.

    Nintendo did a poor job all in all

    I dunno man they used the most bitter chemical known to man

    maybe you should give it more than a little babby lick

    dude I had my tongue pressed against it for quite a while

    You think I took one selfie?

    You don't get that glazed look of soul crushing vacancy off one shot

    Why didn't you let Chelle take the picture? And style your hair, and do your makeup cause damn son she's rull good at that.

    You NEED to take out a bank loan and let that woman open up a boutique.

    While I agree she has skills that could pay the bills I am also insulted that you think I didn't frame that shot

    I messed up my hair, didn't wipe the sweat from my brow, rubbed my beard against the grain, unfocused my eyes like I was looking at a 3D magic eye picture

    I put work into that shot

    It's exactly what -I- wanted it to be

    Don't you fucking dare sit there and besmirch my artwork by implying it needs beauty

    You'd be missing the fucking point

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    glass cases and LED components are indeed gauche


    give me a rig that is basically invisible

    or better yet, hardwired inside my brain

    Nonono see, glass cases as chic as fuck.

    It's the goddamned LED's that turn it into a carnival ride.

    This is the most attractive case ever made.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    What's great about the whole "our warehouse is fucking up" is that I basically told them at 6:00pm last night, but the dumbass CSRs couldn't come of script for like a god damned hot minute to maybe forward it to someone who could address it.

    They had plenty of time and warning to fix it but they're like "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's all good"

    CSRs aren't paid enough to give a shit. It's a shit job dealing with people that attack you and swear at you for the stupidest shit all day long, for shit pay, under stressful conditions with unrealistic quotas, uncaring management, and the constant knowledge that you can be replaced at the drop of a hat.

    Do NOT insult CSRs, Bowen. Not cool.

    I was 100% nice until this morning and then I wasn't nice any longer, when they offered me the 30% off.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    [img]htt ps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg[/img]

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    when you see it,

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    [img]htt ps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg[/img]

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    when you see it,

    there's at least two surprises

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Why is the president only quasi-literate

    He reflects a majority of america.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    vowels digging up the OLD ASS front page of Reddit.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    glass cases and LED components are indeed gauche


    give me a rig that is basically invisible

    or better yet, hardwired inside my brain

    Nonono see, glass cases as chic as fuck.

    It's the goddamned LED's that turn it into a carnival ride.

    This is the most attractive case ever made.

    A guy in the PC build thread had cases like that. Someone linked his site and he magically showed up and yelled at everyone not being able to afford his masterwork pieces of art.

    I like a good inconspicuous PC too though. I can see your screens but have no idea where your PC is? That's cool. Assuming it isn't like, covered in taco bell wrappers or some shit.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    vowels digging up the OLD ASS front page of Reddit.

    you get what you pay for

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I hereby demand an investigation into these criminally under seasoned doritos I just ate

    They should sell dorito seasoning packets next to them for people who want extra zing in their Doritos.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2017
    This b-hole needs to get here to buy my copy of super metroid so i can go buy Horizon.

    Also Hello errbody!

    bloodyroarxx on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    hockey guy i am terribly awkward and would do the migration every day and by the time i show up to work its time to go home.

    I've done it a few times. But not really cause we're near the end of the line. We can actually see the last stop from our stop every morning so we can see what trains are waiting there and what trains are coming and do some RNG manipulation to make sure we get an emptyish train where we can easily get seats

    we like Not this train.

    calculating.gif

    The next one.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I only like horror movies with actual monsters. Preferably Demons.
    And they have to have rules.
    And if the rules are violated by the monster to further the plot it's instantly terrible

    So pretty much most horror movies are terrible

    I'm not sure I agree with your premise or any of your logical steps, but your conclusion is sound.

    vRyue2p.png
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    glass cases and LED components are indeed gauche


    give me a rig that is basically invisible

    or better yet, hardwired inside my brain

    Nonono see, glass cases as chic as fuck.

    It's the goddamned LED's that turn it into a carnival ride.

    This is the most attractive case ever made.

    It's not bad, totally retro too!

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    [img]htt ps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTyrj7YVEAAB4Mk.jpg[/img]

    look like someone was treating their graphic designer poorly

    when you see it,

    there's at least two surprises

    Wait, where's the other one?

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