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Penny Arcade - Comic - The Ballad Of Sword Guy

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited March 2017 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - The Ballad Of Sword Guy

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • K.MI.K.C.K.MI.K.C. Registered User regular
    Man, that strikes a chord with me! Names that make no sense in the context of a game absolutely mess up roleplaying for me. A couple of days ago, my character got killed in Rust by a player named Universal Soldier. Apart from attacking my humble abode without provocation and being a dick about it, their choice in character handles instantly revealed to me that no reasonable interaction was to be had. I quit that server for good.

  • identeregareidenteregare Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    I'd imagine the song for "Dave" to go something like this:

    Bar, barbarian,
    Bar, bar, barbarian.
    Bar, barbarian,
    Bar, bar, barbarian.

    Dave The Barbarian.
    Huge, but a wimp.
    His sisters Fang and Candy,
    are a princess and a chimp. (Not a monkey!)

    Their Mom and Dad
    are the Queen and King
    of the land of Udregoth.
    They've left to battle evil
    and now Candy is the (huh?) boss!

    Dave, Fang and Candy,
    brave and bold, they're not.
    They ain't the great heroes.
    but they're the only ones we've got!

    Barbarian,
    Bar, bar, barbarian.
    Bar, barbarian,
    Bar, bar, barbarian.
    Bar, barbarian,
    Bar, bar, barbarian.

    (Bejabbers!)

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