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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    Any small amount is going to basically just fill up space, since the urethra's so frikkin' long. Past a certain point it won't matter, and having a tiny bit of fluid there fucking sucks, but there is a small buffer in the form of length.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    slight chance

    sneezing while peeing however

    just lie down and die right there

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    Any small amount is going to basically just fill up space, since the urethra's so frikkin' long. Past a certain point it won't matter, and having a tiny bit of fluid there fucking sucks, but there is a small buffer in the form of length.
    Does this even count as a humblebrag.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh shit this alien child is kirsten dunst

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Coinage wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I just saw an amazing followup to that tweet I posted last night, RE: Fem Frequency saying none of its employees honk it to Krystal from Starfox. But I can't share it because it's NSFW. :(
    I was curious if I could find it myself but instead I found this

    Oh my God fuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuu
    (Note I did not read the article or watch Legion, but the headline makes me mad)

    This article is stupid

    spoilers below
    What Syd is describing is undoubtedly rape. She took away the consent of her mother’s boyfriend by using her powers to fool him. But writer Peter Calloway, director Tim Mielants, and showrunner Noah Hawley treat this significant fact as a minor bit of backstory, drowning it with uncomfortable, swoony romanticism.

    Really because what she described came across as unbelievably fucked up to me, and the fact that she was basically a kid made it extra levels of fucked up for everyone involved

    I'm not sure what part is "swoony romanticism"

    override367 on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    Nope.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh shit this alien child is kirsten dunst

    I KNOW WHAT EPISODE OF NEXT GEN YOU'RE WATCHING! :D

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Critics and fans should demand more complexity from the superhero genre.
    yeah probably tho

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    Any small amount is going to basically just fill up space, since the urethra's so frikkin' long. Past a certain point it won't matter, and having a tiny bit of fluid there fucking sucks, but there is a small buffer in the form of length.
    Does this even count as a humblebrag.

    I am never humble about dick bragging.

    But realize you are comparing several inches at least to a few millimeters. It's not even a close comparison.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    This is what I posted last night.


    I'll share the text part of the funny response I saw just a bit ago as such:
    *at the femfreq offices*
    Anita: Could I borrow your phone for a sec?
    Me, sweating: s-sure
    Followed by oh dear images.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I don't hardly pee at all anymore, whether by accident or on purpose.

    I don't recall ever having an issue with sneeze-related incontinence.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    can we buy senator's internet histories yet?

    They didn't write in some sort of immunity for themselves? The UK parliament did that with their "snooper's charter"

    that'd require them to be smart

    the ISPs that paid them probably didn't tell them to do it so I'm sure they didn't

    That's... hilarious.

    British MP: "Oh yes, our bill allows us to review the internet activity of any citizen. For security of course."
    US Senator: "Why didn't you go corporate? You could have made a packet! We did!"
    British MP: "Isn't that awkward? How do they manage your exemption?"
    US Senator: "Our whatnow?"

    "wait what is internet history?"

    Related: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/12/us/politics/storing-emails-from-these-senators-will-be-easy-if-they-ever-send-one.html
    In some ways, after all, eschewing email can be seen as the ultimate status symbol — second only to sending someone to fetch your lunch.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Actually the don't sneeze thing might just be a girl thing.

    Guys if you REALLY need to go and you sneeze are you in danger of peeing a little?

    Any small amount is going to basically just fill up space, since the urethra's so frikkin' long. Past a certain point it won't matter, and having a tiny bit of fluid there fucking sucks, but there is a small buffer in the form of length.
    Does this even count as a humblebrag.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The number of times the Trump administration has required me to explain some part of cryptography and security to Querry is frustrating.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    several inches
    well la-di-da look at "several inches" over here

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Check: Sneezepee not a guy thing.

    Side note: boys are weird

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    The way-in-advance birthday gift I bought for my nephew hasn't arrived yet. UPS usually arrives midday. So the whole plan of hiding it from him when it arrives so I can hide it has gone out the window.

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Henroid I'm going to find a post of yours that I've awesomed and take it away.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Check: Sneezepee not a guy thing.

    Side note: boys are weird

    How specifically did you come to this conclusion

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    henroid we're all fiending for the link to furry smut

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    It's like your body's all, "hey uh, need this right now?" *boing*

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    no boners are random

    they are all part of the plan

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    sleep.. popping?

    wait

    popping while not sleeping?

    what are we talking about here?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    boners autocorrected first to biebers and then to bankers

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    It always bums me out a little when someone awesomes one of my posts and then takes it away.

    Was it an accidental awesome, or was my next post so bad they felt it needed to be punished?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    boners autocorrected first to biebers and then to bankers

    why beibers

    is there more than one

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    several inches
    well la-di-da look at "several inches" over here

    I mean, the tube has to go all the way to the pelvic interior!

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    sleep.. popping?

    wait

    popping while not sleeping?

    what are we talking about here?

    When your bones pop out of their joints while you sleep.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Random boners in class are ok considering how convenient having a dong is

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Had a good upper-body workout.

    Been a while.

    I'm gonna be in fucking pain tomorrow, I can tell.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    sleep.. popping?

    wait

    popping while not sleeping?

    what are we talking about here?

    When your bones pop out of their joints while you sleep.

    what

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    I read that as "sleep-pooping" and for a second I was all "wait that's a thing that HAPPENS?! That's NEVER happened to a guy I've been with! Or has it?!"

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    knitdan wrote: »
    It always bums me out a little when someone awesomes one of my posts and then takes it away.

    Was it an accidental awesome, or was my next post so bad they felt it needed to be punished?
    Do not, my friends, become addicted to awesomes. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    sleep.. popping?

    wait

    popping while not sleeping?

    what are we talking about here?

    When your bones pop out of their joints while you sleep.

    what

    You know. Sleep popping.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    several inches
    well la-di-da look at "several inches" over here

    I mean, the tube has to go all the way to the pelvic interior!

    the jeffries tube

    ehheheh

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think random boners are the weirdest part about being a guy.

    Not the sleep-popping?

    sleep.. popping?

    wait

    popping while not sleeping?

    what are we talking about here?

    When your bones pop out of their joints while you sleep.

    I don't think this is a standard issue thing

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Random boners in class are ok considering how convenient having a dong is
    Random Boners in Class is the name of my art film/documentary on ninja surfers.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Check: Sneezepee not a guy thing.

    Side note: boys are weird

    How specifically did you come to this conclusion

    I'm not sure I can say specifically. I just read the responses and tried to apply the mechanics and figure out how it would feel and my brain kept going nope.

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