Vowels just blew my mind. I think we had the Earth 1 Taco Time in my home town and here in Portland suburbs is the Earth 2 version.
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trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
- frankenwang: take skin grafts and sew it all up as best you can, it will probably never function correctly without several prostheses installed, if at all
- nullo: take it down to the urethra, and be sad forever
- extreme makeover: vaginoplasty? I guess it depends on what tissue remains
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
this song kinda sucks fuck off young handsome podly
Vowels just blew my mind. I think we had the Earth 1 Taco Time in my home town and here in Portland suburbs is the Earth 2 version.
Taco Time NW is definitely the canonical Taco Time
even though there are like 1/3 as many
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
me: wut
She has to be messing with you.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
me: wut
She has to be messing with you.
nah, her best friend was already planning on coming up that weekend to visit
she just forgot because the sweet alure of 'birthday surprise' clouded her judgement and memory
trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
me: wut
She has to be messing with you.
nah, her best friend was already planning on coming up that weekend to visit
she just forgot because the sweet alure of 'birthday surprise' clouded her judgement and memory
...can you change it?
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
trying to secretly purchase plane tickets for my girlfriend for her birthday
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
me: wut
She has to be messing with you.
nah, her best friend was already planning on coming up that weekend to visit
she just forgot because the sweet alure of 'birthday surprise' clouded her judgement and memory
...can you change it?
yeah i'm on the phone with orbitz, they have like, free cancellation within 24 hours
on the phone with the guy like
'hey yeah my gf told me to buy these tickets then immediately after buying them told me no wait don't buy them so...'
Posts
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Because if the latter that's worse in many ways
podly in 2007 (to go along with the pic I posted yesterday)
Taco John seems like what you call what's left of the bathroom after a trip to a sketchy food truck
me: hey do you have anything going on may 5 to may 7?
her: no i'm totally free! why?
me: ok you're sure, you're not going anywhere or anything
her: nope!
me: ok i'm clicking confirm, i got you plane tickets for your birthday
*clicks confirm*
her: yay, where to
me: you have to wai-
her: WAIT NO THATS THE ONLY WEEKEND FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME
me: wut
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
its fucking friday leave me aloneeee
I have an ethernet over power setup in my house and it works quite well.
Ask @Doodmann
you've got a few options:
- frankenwang: take skin grafts and sew it all up as best you can, it will probably never function correctly without several prostheses installed, if at all
- nullo: take it down to the urethra, and be sad forever
- extreme makeover: vaginoplasty? I guess it depends on what tissue remains
Taco Time NW is definitely the canonical Taco Time
even though there are like 1/3 as many
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
It's already been fixed.
the aftermath
it was at work, after all
She has to be messing with you.
Basically after seeing Atomika posts I'm really, really nice to nurses, even more than before, because omg what have they seen today
The hometown I'm referring to was just south of Spokane.
They do partial and full pnectomies when circumcision goes awry too.
Breakfast tacos all day erryday
This fascinating area of discussion
nah, her best friend was already planning on coming up that weekend to visit
she just forgot because the sweet alure of 'birthday surprise' clouded her judgement and memory
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
I don't think I ever got any sympathy for any injury and the only medicine I ever got was adult ibuprofen and stop crying
rekt
theoretically
some dudes can orgasm from prostate/anal stimulation
...can you change it?
my mom's been an RN in
1) ICU
2) Labor and Delivery
3) Proctology
my mom's seen some shit
The guy who was attached too can probably hear his own screams.
No but as long as you still have testicles, the penis will eventually grow back
My youngest rolled trip-six for gas stat. He has just passed the threshold of cute toots into room clearing blasts.
yes you see lot of feces in those 3 departments especially
yeah i'm on the phone with orbitz, they have like, free cancellation within 24 hours
on the phone with the guy like
'hey yeah my gf told me to buy these tickets then immediately after buying them told me no wait don't buy them so...'
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k