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Happy Wid[Chat]! How happy are you?

jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered User regular
edited April 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
Life is wonderful and amazing and great and nothing ever happens that is negative. LET'S ALL POST TOGETHER AND BE HAPPY OH SO HAPPY TOGETHER THAT EVERYTHING IS OH SO FINE AND WONDERFUL.

WONDERFUL.

WONDERFUL

So It Goes on

Happy Wid[Chat]! How happy are you? 86 votes

I'm so happy I'm farting unicorns
10%
jungleroomxemnmnmesurrealitycheckmysticjuicerrockrngerknitdanInfamyDeferredDr. FlamingocB557 9 votes
I'm so happy my skin is the color of rainbows
4%
PowerpuppiesDelmaincptruggedBeNarwhal 4 votes
I'm so happy that I'd vote for Trump again
8%
Captain UltraRedTideP10STATE OF THE ART ROBOTDonkey KongEddySolomaxwell6 7 votes
I'm so happy that nothing Sean Spicer said made me angry
3%
Zilla360JusticeforPlutoHarry Dresden 3 votes
I'm so goddamned happy how everything is going now
2%
Element BrianHonk 2 votes
Nothing's wrong *giggle* Nothing at all!
10%
MrMisterSanderJKDarkewolfeHappylilElfDarkPrimusDemonStaceyronyaOnTheLastCastlespool32 9 votes
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20%
HenroidApothe0sisShazkar ShadowstormDoodmannRear Admiral ChocoElendilFeralTTODewbackHakkekageHaphazardCasual EddyAiouaevilbobYamiNoSenshiAbdhyiusKetarJubal77Ilpala 18 votes
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39%
Premier kakosOperative21Evil MultifariousRiemannLivesDrezsyndalisElldrenkediniktyrannusFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudwanderingArchoverride367TL DRAtomikaHahnsoo1MortiousBurnageAlazullMazzyx 34 votes
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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
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    this is the first [chat] poll I've been inspired to vote in for a while.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    Best choice

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
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    This is a useful and informative poll.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    By now I'm sure most of you are familiar with my cat Widget.

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    But I bet you don't know how she got her name!

    Originally she was going to be called Iris (over my strenuous objections), but fortunately I stumbled upon a children's book my mother had when she was a kid:

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    Which was basically Widget as a kitten.

    Recently I snagged the book when I visited home, and I've uploaded it to an imgur album. It's full of Widget adventures!

    First of all, lets fix the cover:

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    That's better.

    Anyway, you should definitely check out the book. In it, Widget defeats a terrifying bear:

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    Takes a nap in a slipper:

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    And even tangles with the puppy from next door!

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    Wait wait, hang on, that puppy's not nearly vicious enough.

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    There, much better. Super vicious dog, let me tell you.

    Anyway, the full book is in this album (with the original, unaltered pictures):

    http://imgur.com/a/n3OP6

    Unfortunately the book is long out of print, so unless you happen to have your own copy, this is probably the only place to read it. Enjoy!

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    omg you fucking cheater

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I'm so happy I'm farting unicorns
    I support this chat over mine because Widget is adorable.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Kitty and no poll.

    *votes with wallet*

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    ten

    minutes

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
    I choose kitty chat, the rightful heir to the [chat] throne.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I'm so happy I'm farting unicorns
    ten

    minutes

    Other one closed at 3:57.

    I WAITED 18.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Coworker in her first year in the industry is having a hard time coping with the job stress and asked me how I do after 10 years in it.

    She doesn't drink so I'm not sure what to tell her.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    I met widget and I can only assume that widget is likes me so this chat wins

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
    Long live ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

    kedinik on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    i have failed you chat

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I guess i'll post here

    mostly cuz I hate polls and not cuz widget is stupid adorable or anything

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    i have failed you chat

    I'm accustomed

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Your time expired, VH

    Long live ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

    You're supposed to wait 10 minutes if you're the backup, and then 10 minutes if the backup doesn't post, per SIG decree.

    Old thread closed at :57, this one opened at :16.

    Cheater

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    @Organichu

    [My first response got eaten by Geth closing the thread]

    Your last post hurt a bit to read. You narrated what it felt like for me getting thrown out of college twice and fired a couple of times. The hardest part was often how much I loathed knowing I just needed to take a single step forward/out of bed/out the door and I'd probably be fine but I was unable or incapable of doing it. It really sucks.

    I hope you take care of yourself.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    i have failed you chat

    the bar was so low

    and yet you managed to gumby-man-limbo your way under it

    im impressed

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    I'm so goddamned happy how everything is going now
    i don't know if i want to play zelda when i get home or new overwatch event

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it's 10 mins + 10 mins

    this was codified recently by our new siglorious overlord

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh god the dreaded thread merge

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ludious can I play that next week or just trailer or something?

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    BAM

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    I'm bizarro Tyrannus

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    BAM

    Are you a wizard

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    At least I have an emergency draft for next time.

    I think folks haven't internalised the "Backup gets ten minutes too" rule yet.

    Still o m g kitty

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    ...
    I'm still flabbergasted that Bayonetta was just, like, stealth-ported to Steam.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I'm bizarro Tyrannus

    I'm regular RMS

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    omg my glorious OP ruined

    I will never forgive you for this jungleroomx

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh god the dreaded thread merge

    Oh... oh god...

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    i have failed you chat

    the bar was so low

    and yet you managed to gumby-man-limbo your way under it

    im impressed

    @tapeslinger i think we finally have a name for my dancing style!

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    ...
    Arbuthnot! Did you see my Pristiq post the other day?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Restore Widget Or Fite

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh god the dreaded thread merge

    Maybe if you loose cannons would play by the rules.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
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    I love how badly this poll fucks up on mobile

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    ...
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh god the dreaded thread merge

    Oh... oh god...

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    we're all cronenbergs!

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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