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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I don't know much about security robots. What does the Knightscope do that wouldn't be accomplished by putting cameras on walls?

    Rolls.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Also the Dalek jokes write themselves.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    have acquired chinese food (which was for the wife cause she had a shit day but I got me some chicken on a stick) and she's going to go downstairs and eat and get on super dog couch and play Mass Effect and I'm going to stay up here and work on my packing list for the trip and chat with you fools and maybe find a scurry movie

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I ain't even gonna lie, I had some roller grill garbage for lunch because I only got a 20 minute one today anyway.

    only


    okay maybe I work in a grueling profession

    maybe I'm the baddies

    Well.

    I work in a profession that despite my best efforts, catastrophic things occur. Also, people ignore very common, readily available advice and then just can't believe what's happening to them.

    I would imagine you may have a slight idea what that's like, Mika. :bro:

    For real tho, you do amazing work and it's something I'm way too weak or squeamish to ever be able to do.

    yeah there's probably a lot of thematic overlap there

    it's just weird thing, no matter where I've worked, ER and ICU nurses just don't take breaks for anything other than the bathroom

    Is like, hunger even a thing during a shift?

    Feels like it could be one of those deals where you're just going, and when you stop at the end of the shift it hits like a freight train.

    yeah, you get to work around 6:30 am, and after about 7 hours of running around it's been close to 18 hours since your last meal, so yeah, hunger sneaks up on you

    The cheat code is just down more coffee.

    as spool can tell you, this isn't going to happen

    Wh-what's the mysterious story about coffee.

    Also I need your insider information on the best way to tease/wind up a paeds nurse, don't worry this information will only be used for good.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Jeez, I was just about to wire Chu the 4 million he asked for, earlier today, and now this. I can't give you both what you want.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    have acquired chinese food (which was for the wife cause she had a shit day but I got me some chicken on a stick) and she's going to go downstairs and eat and get on super dog couch and play Mass Effect and I'm going to stay up here and work on my packing list for the trip and chat with you fools and maybe find a scurry movie

    Dude, what are you doing for the eclipse? I think I may have asked before but I feel like it's a really glossed over totally fucking bitchin' thing we're going to get to experience.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    A scary movie for AH, "Eating healthy and you."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Jeez, I was just about to wire Chu the 4 million he asked for, earlier today, and now this. I can't give you both what you want.

    YOU WILL NOT BE BULLYING ME, BIRD-MAN.

    I HAVE CRACKED YOUR ENCRYPTED MESSAGE.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Casual

    the real answer is usually: constant snacking

    Bring the patient two packs of the little digestive cookies, only leave one

    I, the patient, nod knowingly

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Last night Belasco downloaded a new Sudoku game and two levels into it she realized there was a story mode. And it was the only mode.

    I realize this because she said, out loud, what the hell? If I wanted a story mode for Sudoku I would just go play Andromeda.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    have acquired chinese food (which was for the wife cause she had a shit day but I got me some chicken on a stick) and she's going to go downstairs and eat and get on super dog couch and play Mass Effect and I'm going to stay up here and work on my packing list for the trip and chat with you fools and maybe find a scurry movie

    Dude, what are you doing for the eclipse? I think I may have asked before but I feel like it's a really glossed over totally fucking bitchin' thing we're going to get to experience.

    The one in August? I dunno, prolly just gonna go sit in the back up my truck and watch it. May take the afternoon off.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Last night Belasco downloaded a new Sudoku game and two levels into it she realized there was a story mode. And it was the only mode.

    I realize this because she said, out loud, what the hell? If I wanted a story mode for Sudoku I would just go play Andromeda.

    I totally thought the punchline of this was going to be

    "and then Belasco realized that she downloaded Mass Effect"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Jeez, I was just about to wire Chu the 4 million he asked for, earlier today, and now this. I can't give you both what you want.

    YOU WILL NOT BE BULLYING ME, BIRD-MAN.

    I HAVE CRACKED YOUR ENCRYPTED MESSAGE.

    I don't know why you don't know that definition of hector. I'm pretty sure its a SAT word.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    each technology in the tech tree should have its own pithy quote narrated by a decent voice actor

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    have acquired chinese food (which was for the wife cause she had a shit day but I got me some chicken on a stick) and she's going to go downstairs and eat and get on super dog couch and play Mass Effect and I'm going to stay up here and work on my packing list for the trip and chat with you fools and maybe find a scurry movie

    Dude, what are you doing for the eclipse? I think I may have asked before but I feel like it's a really glossed over totally fucking bitchin' thing we're going to get to experience.

    The one in August? I dunno, prolly just gonna go sit in the back up my truck and watch it. May take the afternoon off.

    I was gonna get a little sleeper cabin up here until I realized it took me away from the dead center of the eclipse.

    So, basically, I'm going to do the same thing... but with a car.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Jeez, I was just about to wire Chu the 4 million he asked for, earlier today, and now this. I can't give you both what you want.

    YOU WILL NOT BE BULLYING ME, BIRD-MAN.

    I HAVE CRACKED YOUR ENCRYPTED MESSAGE.

    I don't know why you don't know that definition of hector. I'm pretty sure its a SAT word.

    Dude.

    I haven't taken the SAT's in 20 years.

    Gimmie a break here.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    No it's an MMO. With elves and stuff. But the Skybox will have galaxies!

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Jeez, I was just about to wire Chu the 4 million he asked for, earlier today, and now this. I can't give you both what you want.

    man if the 4 mil is for information about whether the dude was hard I'm on the goddamn case

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    No it's an MMO. With elves and stuff. But the Skybox will have galaxies!

    ...

    with Minecraft/Conan/Ark/EQ-Next style crafting?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    WHAT

    WHY

    WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoCOXBE0yY

    THIS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST

    IT DID NOT NEED TO EXIST THE FIRST TIME

    IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST THE SECOND TIME

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    No it's an MMO. With elves and stuff. But the Skybox will have galaxies!

    when I was a grunt game tester on Age of Mythology the guy sitting next to me was testing Asherons Call 2

    your post there is already a stronger design doc than they had

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    like anyone's going to be fooled by gul dukat as a bajoran

    maybe in a dimly lit room and he doesn't speak

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    oh hungeeez

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

    plot twist: arch doesn't have a wife and his marriage has been entirely a hallucination of his diet-coke fueled dementia

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    I think its hilarious that Night Trap gets a 25th anniversary edition.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

    plot twist: arch doesn't have a wife and his marriage has been entirely a hallucination of his diet-coke fueled dementia

    double plot twist: it turns out the one with dementia is arch's wife and arch was just a figment of her imagination all along

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Snipers are a shit class that make the game fun for one person and way less fun for everyone else

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    i love sniping

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    WHAT

    WHY

    WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoCOXBE0yY

    THIS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST

    IT DID NOT NEED TO EXIST THE FIRST TIME

    IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST THE SECOND TIME

    man if people can smear enough vaseline onto their nostalgia goggles to make the n64 seem appealing then FMV games don't exactly need thicker lenses...

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I think its hilarious that Night Trap gets a 25th anniversary edition.

    maybe we'll get "lucky" and they'll release Sewer Shark

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Somebody give me a million dollars to make a video game instead of this job I'm doing. I swear I'm good for it.

    Okay, but only if it is a turn-based space 4X with a fully 3D galaxy map and no starlanes.

    No it's an MMO. With elves and stuff. But the Skybox will have galaxies!

    *eyes narrow*

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
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    Quid wrote: »
    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Snipers are a shit class that make the game fun for one person and way less fun for everyone else

    Builder classes are far more unfun and non-interactive imo

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

    @Arch

    Omg

    This is literally the same complaint I had

    Could

    Could we not hate each other?

    Also did you know that aeronautics experts can't explain how bees fly and we swallow seven pounds of spiders every year?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

    plot twist: arch doesn't have a wife and his marriage has been entirely a hallucination of his diet-coke fueled dementia

    at this point man, i wouldn't be surprised

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I'll totally get the night trap relaunch

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I admit i was real mad at Andromeda when, halfway through exploring some cool ruins the game turned into goddam sudoku

    I literally shouted out loud "No, I do not want to play sudoku!" and my wife, who hadn't been paying attention thought this was another symptom of my diet-coke fueled dementia

    plot twist: arch doesn't have a wife and his marriage has been entirely a hallucination of his diet-coke fueled dementia

    at this point man, i wouldn't be surprised

    plot twist: this entire time, arch is actually a butterfly, dreaming he is a man

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    A
    Quid wrote: »
    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Snipers are a shit class that make the game fun for one person and way less fun for everyone else

    Builder classes are far more unfun and non-interactive imo

    I think they can be okay. Not ideal but acceptable. The instant "fuck you" both to their own team and the opposition that snipers generate irritates me greatly.

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