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I got my drink, I got my music, but today I'm yelling [Job] don't kill my vibe!

OghulkOghulk Tinychat JanitorTinychatRegistered User regular
Hey guys.

I'm still waiting on a long-ass government background investigation to finish before I embark on my career path.

In the mean time I'm getting physically threatened and mocked by 8th graders with issues.

How're your jobs going?

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I got a standing cube setup recently and I stood at my desk writing dnd jobs for a job board for my campaign and also bouncing around to the Hamilton soundtrack. So not too bad of a day

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    My job's ok, really wanting to finish out this work week and GTFO, but I really want to know about @timspork's ghost
    I do not care one lick if a student is playing game on my computers after school or during study hall. If you are in a class and supposed to be working, then you better believe I will take control of our computer and make you watch the history channel show I was in on youtube.
    What show were you on?

  • NijaNija Registered User regular
    A former co-worker is trying to get me in a Top 50 (worldwide) law firm with her. Hours would be wonky and my days off would be weekdays, but this could be huge.

    Fingers crossed.

    Priest lvl 110 Warlock lvl 9x DK lvl 110 Paladin lvl 9x Rogue lvl 8x

    Steam Me
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man, I feel bad for my boss

    I guess someone called him out on not being 'managerial', which apparently according to them means "We don't see you out and about walking the floor!"

    And it's like... Dude, that guy is working a LOT. He's always working on something for work. You want him to just 'seem' busy instead of shit actually getting done?

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, I feel bad for my boss

    I guess someone called him out on not being 'managerial', which apparently according to them means "We don't see you out and about walking the floor!"

    And it's like... Dude, that guy is working a LOT. He's always working on something for work. You want him to just 'seem' busy instead of shit actually getting done?

    It's the manager's job to make sure the workers are doing the job. It is not the manager's job to do the job.
    I've known a couple managers who got fired for not seeing that difference.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    My job's ok, really wanting to finish out this work week and GTFO, but I really want to know about @timspork's ghost
    I do not care one lick if a student is playing game on my computers after school or during study hall. If you are in a class and supposed to be working, then you better believe I will take control of our computer and make you watch the history channel show I was in on youtube.
    What show were you on?

    It was called First Invasion: The War of 1812. Any time you see regular US infantry I am in the shot.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Also I got an A in my research grad class!

    Party time!

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I am one week away from moving from full time to part time to start my own business.

    Part time for a little while then pure self employed

    it is

    fucking terrifying

  • Ashaman42Ashaman42 Registered User regular
    Well today was 12.5 hours instead of the usual, and expected, 8 but it was working on finishing off an experiment rig that we are driving down to Bordeaux airport on Monday to load onto an Airbus A300 to perform a series of parabolic microgravity flights. Oh, and I'm on the list as a flier for the third day's flight.

    Egads but I'm excited.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    My job's ok, really wanting to finish out this work week and GTFO, but I really want to know about @timspork's ghost
    I do not care one lick if a student is playing game on my computers after school or during study hall. If you are in a class and supposed to be working, then you better believe I will take control of our computer and make you watch the history channel show I was in on youtube.
    What show were you on?

    It was called First Invasion: The War of 1812. Any time you see regular US infantry I am in the shot.

    It's a 10-part series! I ain't watching all that just to see you. I guess I gotta get some learning in too... :(

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, I feel bad for my boss

    I guess someone called him out on not being 'managerial', which apparently according to them means "We don't see you out and about walking the floor!"

    And it's like... Dude, that guy is working a LOT. He's always working on something for work. You want him to just 'seem' busy instead of shit actually getting done?

    It's the manager's job to make sure the workers are doing the job. It is not the manager's job to do the job.
    I've known a couple managers who got fired for not seeing that difference.

    He does make sure we're doing the job, though. All the stuff he's been doing is managerial stuff, i.e. working on cost stuff, doing the orders, etc. He doesn't deliver the mail, or do the hospitality work, or do the reprographics stuff unless the personally that normally does it isn't here - and even then, that stuff gets delegated to the other folks before he has to do it.

    Their complaint literally seems to be "We don't see you walking around the site, and this means you're not being managerial."

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I am bored because my boss does not trust to me to just do my job.

    I've brought a couple of things that would improve IT security and management to his attention but he wants to consult with the consultant they were using before first and who knows when he'll have time for that.

    someone please bookmark this post for when i'm swamped with shit in a few weeks/months

    zkHcp.jpg
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I think it's also terribly ironic that this stuff is happening during staff appreciation week, where we busted our ass doing stuff so that the secretaries and other support staff can have a fun time

    Like, Monday he and I dragged a bunch of tables and chairs up a flight of stairs in hot weather so they could have a bbq picnic outside! And then we had to carry them back down afterward! I worked through my lunch that day because they were so adamant about getting it done!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I have discovered that this year's staff appreciation budget will pay for three full-size cardboard stand-ups of me. My minions shall never be without my glorious presence again.

    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i'm back at work, and jetlagged, and tired, and my god I have an alarming number of things I want to get done over the next three months

    but it's still less mentally exhausting than the 7.30am-10.30pm i've been pulling for the previous two weeks.

    also I may or may not have applied for a new job just to see if they'll interview me.
    I expect it to be so underpaid that even I would have to turn it down, but worth finding out.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I'm not super interested in a management-type position because I like not having to deal with BS like what Mori's boss is, but I do appreciate the small amount of authority that I have now.

    While deciding our plans for ongoing course offerings is collaborative within the technology training team, with priorities suggested by the Director, I've been given a fairly free hand on how I schedule and deliver training to new users

    Which means I can and have decided that our first cybersecurity awareness course is mandatory for everyone who joins, and the second one is strongly suggested

    With 30 summer students and staff starting this week and next, and more to come, this will do wonders for my goal of hitting 150 people through the course by the end of the year

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Staying at 400% gets difficult as the day gets further on, but at least I'm still at a comfortable/insane 230% productivity. And I should be able to top out at 100 tasks, woo!

    Cambiata on
    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Job always kills my vibe.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Staying at 400% gets difficult as the day gets further on, but at least I'm still at a comfortable/insane 230% productivity. And I should be able to top out at 100 tasks, woo!

    If your process becomes standard, don't you risk having your department labor budget slashed?

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Hey guys.

    I'm still waiting on a long-ass government background investigation to finish before I embark on my career path.

    In the mean time I'm getting physically threatened and mocked by 8th graders with issues.

    How're your jobs going?

    Better than this

    Not as good as it ought to be

  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, I feel bad for my boss

    I guess someone called him out on not being 'managerial', which apparently according to them means "We don't see you out and about walking the floor!"

    And it's like... Dude, that guy is working a LOT. He's always working on something for work. You want him to just 'seem' busy instead of shit actually getting done?

    It's the manager's job to make sure the workers are doing the job. It is not the manager's job to do the job.
    I've known a couple managers who got fired for not seeing that difference.

    He does make sure we're doing the job, though. All the stuff he's been doing is managerial stuff, i.e. working on cost stuff, doing the orders, etc. He doesn't deliver the mail, or do the hospitality work, or do the reprographics stuff unless the personally that normally does it isn't here - and even then, that stuff gets delegated to the other folks before he has to do it.

    Their complaint literally seems to be "We don't see you walking around the site, and this means you're not being managerial."

    Yeah, as a former manager now, you have to have a thick skin while simultaneously ensuring the right people understand your productivity. From an emotional health standpoint, management is fucking tough.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Weaver wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Staying at 400% gets difficult as the day gets further on, but at least I'm still at a comfortable/insane 230% productivity. And I should be able to top out at 100 tasks, woo!

    If your process becomes standard, don't you risk having your department labor budget slashed?

    a) My process probably won't become standard, but if it did
    b) It would save more customers, because we're not stupidly working orders that are 6 months old and are just going to get cancelled anyway. Instead we're working new orders and every customer doesn't get missed multiple times anymore. More non-canceled customers means more work for us to do. My company's software has almost zero automation, so they're always going to need human robots to do it instead. They've already said they aren't going to spend money upgrading the software.

    If anything, proving that we can work circles around the cheapy outsourced agents will maybe prove we're worth the salary we're paid, and we won't get slashed quite as badly when the contract expires.

    Cambiata on
    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    I applied for a job within my department, got it, and two days later got moved to a position I don't feel entirely qualified for. Management wanted someone in house to train with the person that is leaving and I was the one they chose.

    Now I'm replacing a CPA who has been in this position for five years while I've been with the university for six months. Hooray whiskey.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, I feel bad for my boss

    I guess someone called him out on not being 'managerial', which apparently according to them means "We don't see you out and about walking the floor!"

    And it's like... Dude, that guy is working a LOT. He's always working on something for work. You want him to just 'seem' busy instead of shit actually getting done?

    It's the manager's job to make sure the workers are doing the job. It is not the manager's job to do the job.
    I've known a couple managers who got fired for not seeing that difference.

    He does make sure we're doing the job, though. All the stuff he's been doing is managerial stuff, i.e. working on cost stuff, doing the orders, etc. He doesn't deliver the mail, or do the hospitality work, or do the reprographics stuff unless the personally that normally does it isn't here - and even then, that stuff gets delegated to the other folks before he has to do it.

    Their complaint literally seems to be "We don't see you walking around the site, and this means you're not being managerial."

    Sounds kind of like they don't know the difference between a supervisor and a manager.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    I made margaritas for our in-office happy hour today. People seemed to enjoy them, and plus it gave me an excuse to start juicing limes during a meeting.

    Using those clamp-type juicers is pretty good stress relief, I gotta say.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I had an in person interview at a place today who has their own in-house coffee shop/pub (fully staffed). They really like me and wanted to meet me face to face before the hiring manager was away on business for the next three weeks. Now to see if they bite...

    This seems fitting

    Last night I had dinner with a recruiter from a place that would be amazing to put in some time at because they're going to change the world. Didn't get the job that I had been interviewing for but they really like me and are going to be expanding the team with an eye towards my skill set in the next year or so.

    The Long Con

    Oh, and I got a job offer today from a place that is neither of the aforementioned places. Now to try and bend and shape the offer to be what I want it to be.

    The Fools

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Found this on one of the beds today.

    lebFx5E.jpg?2

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    Couldn't take the time to include that c in there eh?
    Also nice TF combo. Looks sweet.

    PSN: jfrofl
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    TheStig wrote: »
    Found this on one of the beds today.

    lebFx5E.jpg?2

    "My grandma was really healthy and happy and then was really sick and sad while she was here, one star."

    Jedoc on
    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • caligynefobcaligynefob DKRegistered User regular
    Nija wrote: »
    A former co-worker is trying to get me in a Top 50 (worldwide) law firm with her. Hours would be wonky and my days off would be weekdays, but this could be huge.

    Fingers crossed.

    Guess you can't divulge which firm, but in what role?

    PS4 - Mrfuzzyhat
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Half of what I do is take calls from door to door salesmen needing help on their orders. Because we're a telecom, there are strict information protection rules about accounts - you can't so much let someone know there's a pending order on an account if they haven't properly verified themselves. For D2D, we usually get a "partner ID"

    Today I get a sales manager who has no idea what a partner ID (or a corporate ID, the other kind of identifier we use) is. When I explained I can't answer any questions without some kind of identifier, he starts getting belligerent, tells me he's called in lots of times without ever having given that information, and asks for my supervisor. Now for all I know this guy really is legit and the vendor call centers probably don't put as much stock in CPNI as I do. But man, when to follow the social engineering playbook perfectly. I got him to the supervisor line, but didn't expect he got very far with them, either.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Following rules is hard. Most of the privacy rules at the library boil down to "Listen, I'm not saying that you're an abusive spouse or someone who has been barred from interacting with their kids. But due to situations that I have 100% been a part of, we got to treat you like you're an abusive spouse who has been barred from interacting with their kids. Can I interest you in the latest James Patterson novel?"

    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    The guy called back 3 more times about an hour later. Same order. First call, he hung up as soon as I asked for his ID. Second call, he says, "sorry we got disconnected" (ha ha, right) and asked for my name so that he would know which person I am. Third call immediately after he tries to bargain with me, saying I'm the "only" person who won't help him with this, that the previous supervisor helped him (again: yeah right. If so why not ask for supervisor again?) and could I just "not pick up" so he can get someone different. At this point I tell him that all the things he is asking me for are things that could get me fired and I'm not going to get fired because he's upset. I haven't heard from him again, so either he gave up or did get someone else.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    The guy called back 3 more times about an hour later. Same order. First call, he hung up as soon as I asked for his ID. Second call, he says, "sorry we got disconnected" (ha ha, right) and asked for my name so that he would know which person I am. Third call immediately after he tries to bargain with me, saying I'm the "only" person who won't help him with this, that the previous supervisor helped him (again: yeah right. If so why not ask for supervisor again?) and could I just "not pick up" so he can get someone different. At this point I tell him that all the things he is asking me for are things that could get me fired and I'm not going to get fired because he's upset. I haven't heard from him again, so either he gave up or did get someone else.

    I'm going with 80+% social engineering attack at that point.

    Did you give everyone else a heads up it was going on?

    Steam: Polaritie
    3DS: 0473-8507-2652
    Switch: SW-5185-4991-5118
    PSN: AbEntropy
  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Strange happenings.

    I'm waiting for my wife to get back from Thailand with her mother (during which they will discuss our transition out east in great detail), before I announce my resignation.

    Currently I'm working to get two guys more invested in being leaders, so there's some more capable foremen when I leave.

    Yesterday the owner hands out checks and tells me I'm getting a 10% raise because he finally ran the numbers and noticed we're way down on resource costs because of deals I've woven and efficiency I've created. There's also the entire $15/hr position we eliminated by simply training two guys better.

    I mean, it's really cool to finally be recognized... And I'm really happy about the extra money for the next few months...

    But it fundamentally changes nothing. I'd much rather my office be on the high sea.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    The guy called back 3 more times about an hour later. Same order. First call, he hung up as soon as I asked for his ID. Second call, he says, "sorry we got disconnected" (ha ha, right) and asked for my name so that he would know which person I am. Third call immediately after he tries to bargain with me, saying I'm the "only" person who won't help him with this, that the previous supervisor helped him (again: yeah right. If so why not ask for supervisor again?) and could I just "not pick up" so he can get someone different. At this point I tell him that all the things he is asking me for are things that could get me fired and I'm not going to get fired because he's upset. I haven't heard from him again, so either he gave up or did get someone else.

    I'm going with 80+% social engineering attack at that point.

    Did you give everyone else a heads up it was going on?

    Everyone in my office, yeah. I can't say if there are other offices that do our work that are online today.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Strange happenings.

    I'm waiting for my wife to get back from Thailand with her mother (during which they will discuss our transition out east in great detail), before I announce my resignation.

    Currently I'm working to get two guys more invested in being leaders, so there's some more capable foremen when I leave.

    Yesterday the owner hands out checks and tells me I'm getting a 10% raise because he finally ran the numbers and noticed we're way down on resource costs because of deals I've woven and efficiency I've created. There's also the entire $15/hr position we eliminated by simply training two guys better.

    I mean, it's really cool to finally be recognized... And I'm really happy about the extra money for the next few months...

    But it fundamentally changes nothing. I'd much rather my office be on the high sea.

    Have I told you how psyched I am that you're going to be a sea captain? Because I'm amazingly psyched that you're going to be a sea captain. Captain.

    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Strange happenings.

    I'm waiting for my wife to get back from Thailand with her mother (during which they will discuss our transition out east in great detail), before I announce my resignation.

    Currently I'm working to get two guys more invested in being leaders, so there's some more capable foremen when I leave.

    Yesterday the owner hands out checks and tells me I'm getting a 10% raise because he finally ran the numbers and noticed we're way down on resource costs because of deals I've woven and efficiency I've created. There's also the entire $15/hr position we eliminated by simply training two guys better.

    I mean, it's really cool to finally be recognized... And I'm really happy about the extra money for the next few months...

    But it fundamentally changes nothing. I'd much rather my office be on the high sea.

    Have I told you how psyched I am that you're going to be a sea captain? Because I'm amazingly psyched that you're going to be a sea captain. Captain.

    Arrnon the Salty Sea-dog

    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Personally I think he's nuts. There are krakens out there, and fierce maelstroms waiting to pull you down to the cold, dark, crushing depths. And probably ghost ships?

    smof on
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