The Senate has a scheduled a hearing for James Comey, former FBI director, it's happening in an hour and here's a thread for it.
He was fired by Donald Trump for the good of the nation even though our president knew he would be taking a political hit for it, because he is selfless. He fired him even though on three separate occasions he assured him he is not personally under investigation.
No one knows why Comey went so wrong, despite his previously stellar reputation. Comey was admired in Washington and is famous for an episode involving former Attorney General John Ashcroft where Ashcroft attempted to cover up the breasts of lady justice, but Comey stood up for her right to show nip and also worked bare chested for the rest of a year in solidarity, earning respect across the aisles as both a gentleman and a hunk. But late in 2016 he became involved in a heated online discussion that started when he said of the Marvel universe popularity "I don't get. I just don't get it," sparking a heated debate that only went downhill and earned him sharp rebukes. He is 6'8", and has met Barack Obama twice.
Here's how you can follow the hearing:
On your TV.
In one of those rooms where they have hearings, ask a guard to direct you. Look out for the lines.
On YouTube.com - Here's CBS's live feed.https://www.c-span.org/Washington Post live blog
Maybe someone is streaming it on Twitch? Go check.
Rules:
Make it clear what you're talking about. Refrain from reactions like "wtf?" "oh man," etc.
Source any tweets you post.
Absolutely no satire during the testimony.
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What a time to be alive.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2017/live-updates/trump-white-house/james-comey-testimony-what-we-learn/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_liveblog-910a-desktop:prime-time/promo&utm_term=.f9a1b39da3bc
WaPo live blog.
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If you're a satellite radio subscriber, SiriusXM POTUS - Chanel 124 - is going to carry the broadcast.
Additionally you can listen to most major cable news outlets on their various channels.
112 - CNBC
118 - MSNBC
122 - NPR
To name a few.
Apparently regular CSPAN is NOT airing it, it's on CSPAN 3, and i dont know what fkin channel that's on. God dammit CSPAN
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::refreshes twitter and wapo::
Comey-ton
Comey-ton
Six foot four weighs a fucking ton
The fuck is happening on CSPAN 1 and 2 that they put this on The Ocho?
cspan 8: the ocho
https://twitch.tv/news
I know, they're gabbing out it with well meaning callers right now but they're not sticking around? And putting up John Cornyn's tweet. CSPAN! You're not one of the cool kids! Stop trying!
And now they cut to the House floor. Which is fucking deserted. I mean, come on
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www.twitch.tv/news
https://www.c-span.org/video/?429381-1/former-fbi-director-comey-set-testify-russia-probe
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I'll have to catch up on the highlights later.
*cameras go wild
Just one more ride in the Speaker's chair, huh old Boehner my man?
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those CBS talking heads were annoying the piss out of me, holy fuck shut up
its flipped around today; CSPAN 2 is now Senate, with excruciating split screen of an empty senate floor and Sen. Burr talking in the corner. No sense at all.
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They made a bet on the hearing, if Paul wins Boehner has to take it back. It's a tense situation.
and then he tucks in a question about why Comey didn't feel the need to prosecute Clinton, just real quick and cute
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You want alcohol poisoning?
No I'm kidding Senator Mark Warner is just going down a list of the known facts of Russia's interference in the 2016 election
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Hold on to yer butts!
He's unemployed, man doesnt get up before 11 am anymore. summer break woo
Warner admitting he hasn't always been a fan of Comey's decisions but has never questioned his integrity or expertise, which is why the circumstances surrounding his firing were so shocking. This strikes me as an important point for Dems. Comey done fucked up but it doesn't mean he isn't a good cop
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