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The James Comey Testimony

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited June 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
The Senate has a scheduled a hearing for James Comey, former FBI director, it's happening in an hour and here's a thread for it.

He was fired by Donald Trump for the good of the nation even though our president knew he would be taking a political hit for it, because he is selfless. He fired him even though on three separate occasions he assured him he is not personally under investigation.

No one knows why Comey went so wrong, despite his previously stellar reputation. Comey was admired in Washington and is famous for an episode involving former Attorney General John Ashcroft where Ashcroft attempted to cover up the breasts of lady justice, but Comey stood up for her right to show nip and also worked bare chested for the rest of a year in solidarity, earning respect across the aisles as both a gentleman and a hunk. But late in 2016 he became involved in a heated online discussion that started when he said of the Marvel universe popularity "I don't get. I just don't get it," sparking a heated debate that only went downhill and earned him sharp rebukes. He is 6'8", and has met Barack Obama twice.

Here's how you can follow the hearing:

On your TV.
In one of those rooms where they have hearings, ask a guard to direct you. Look out for the lines.
On YouTube.com - Here's CBS's live feed.
https://www.c-span.org/
Washington Post live blog
Maybe someone is streaming it on Twitch? Go check.

Rules:

Make it clear what you're talking about. Refrain from reactions like "wtf?" "oh man," etc.
Source any tweets you post.
Absolutely no satire during the testimony.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    (it's happening in 11 minutes)

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    James Comey has like 30 goddamned dicks and saved the children, but not the Democratic children

    I ate an engineer
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    For those looking for an audio stream because you're at work or driving or whatever and can't do video, it looks like NPR stations (or my local station in houston at least) are doing an audio broadcast this time around. So you can listen in with npr's app or your local station's website.

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    I'm excited for and making time to watch congressional hearings at work.

    What a time to be alive.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Preet Bharara is also apparently in attendance at the hearing. DC Superb Owl indeed.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Fencingsax on
  • Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    Can't stream either audio or video here, so if there's any notable bombshells I'd appreciate even just a summary / paraphrase. I'm sure I'm not alone!

    Triptycho: A card-and-dice tabletop indie RPG currently in development and playtesting
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2017
    The Sauce wrote: »
    Can't stream either audio or video here, so if there's any notable bombshells I'd appreciate even just a summary / paraphrase. I'm sure I'm not alone!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2017/live-updates/trump-white-house/james-comey-testimony-what-we-learn/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_liveblog-910a-desktop:prime-time/promo&utm_term=.f9a1b39da3bc

    WaPo live blog.

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    For those looking for an audio stream because you're at work or driving or whatever and can't do video, it looks like NPR stations (or my local station in houston at least) are doing an audio broadcast this time around. So you can listen in with npr's app or your local station's website.

    If you're a satellite radio subscriber, SiriusXM POTUS - Chanel 124 - is going to carry the broadcast.

    Additionally you can listen to most major cable news outlets on their various channels.

    112 - CNBC
    118 - MSNBC
    122 - NPR

    To name a few.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    CSPAN on TV also stating they have a CSPAN radio app that will stream the audio.

    Apparently regular CSPAN is NOT airing it, it's on CSPAN 3, and i dont know what fkin channel that's on. God dammit CSPAN

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Since everything I say and do is wrong, I'm calling this now so I can be wrong: I really don't think there will be any new, major things today and it will mostly be a fizzle. We'll continue to have that low grade "there's a real problem" but no one will be spurred to new action.

    ::refreshes twitter and wapo::

    What is this I don't even.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    James Comey has like 30 goddamned dicks and saved the children, but not the Democratic children

    Comey-ton

    Comey-ton

    Six foot four weighs a fucking ton

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    CSPAN on TV also stating they have a CSPAN radio app that will stream the audio.

    Apparently regular CSPAN is NOT airing it, it's on CSPAN 3, and i dont know what fkin channel that's on. God dammit CSPAN

    The fuck is happening on CSPAN 1 and 2 that they put this on The Ocho?

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    CSPAN on TV also stating they have a CSPAN radio app that will stream the audio.

    Apparently regular CSPAN is NOT airing it, it's on CSPAN 3, and i dont know what fkin channel that's on. God dammit CSPAN

    cspan 8: the ocho

  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Even Twitch is getting in on the action, in case for some reason you want to see Twitch chat's reactions to the hearing i.e. 5000+ people spamming "FAKE NEWS SAD" whenever Comey speaks.
    https://twitch.tv/news


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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    To those intending to liave post this:
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    CSPAN on TV also stating they have a CSPAN radio app that will stream the audio.

    Apparently regular CSPAN is NOT airing it, it's on CSPAN 3, and i dont know what fkin channel that's on. God dammit CSPAN

    The fuck is happening on CSPAN 1 and 2 that they put this on The Ocho?

    I know, they're gabbing out it with well meaning callers right now but they're not sticking around? And putting up John Cornyn's tweet. CSPAN! You're not one of the cool kids! Stop trying!

    And now they cut to the House floor. Which is fucking deserted. I mean, come on

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  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    @Fencingsax can I have your job?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Twitch is also streaming the hearing.

    www.twitch.tv/news

    Couscous on
  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Youtube itself is linking to NBC News, FWIW: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FGuJjfQSL_I

  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Comey has arrived and the crowd goes wild

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  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Katy Tur reports Boehner is WATCHING THIS FROM PAUL RYANS OFFICE.

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    That is a lot of shutter sounds, holy crap.

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    I have meetings nearly all this morning! Noooooooo.

    I'll have to catch up on the highlights later.

    Marathon on
  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Comey has arrived and the crowd goes wild

    *cameras go wild

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    mxmarks wrote: »
    Katy Tur reports Boehner is WATCHING THIS FROM PAUL RYANS OFFICE.

    Just one more ride in the Speaker's chair, huh old Boehner my man?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    CSPAN 1 is Senate floor. 2 is House floor

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I highly recommend the CSPAN stream

    those CBS talking heads were annoying the piss out of me, holy fuck shut up

  • HandkorHandkor Registered User regular
    Oh good closed door Hearing right after.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    CSPAN 1 is Senate floor. 2 is House floor

    its flipped around today; CSPAN 2 is now Senate, with excruciating split screen of an empty senate floor and Sen. Burr talking in the corner. No sense at all.

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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    mxmarks wrote: »
    Katy Tur reports Boehner is WATCHING THIS FROM PAUL RYANS OFFICE.

    Just one more ride in the Speaker's chair, huh old Boehner my man?

    They made a bet on the hearing, if Paul wins Boehner has to take it back. It's a tense situation.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    I'm listening to a congressional hearing, on NPR, at work...WTF happened to my life

  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    Clinton emails, take a shot.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Burr is now asking the room if Comey's approach to the investigation was altered by Trump's loyalty demand, and if in his opinion, his experience of the evidence rose to the level of collusion

    and then he tucks in a question about why Comey didn't feel the need to prosecute Clinton, just real quick and cute

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Clinton emails, take a shot.

    You want alcohol poisoning?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Comey took his first sip of water everyone lose it its an admission of guilt

    No I'm kidding Senator Mark Warner is just going down a list of the known facts of Russia's interference in the 2016 election

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  • finalflight89finalflight89 Registered User regular
    Is it just me, or does it look like Comey didn't get any sleep last night?

  • NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    Much love to all y'all for being smart and funny folk to watch (potential) history with. Props to the mods for their hard work in cultivating such a classy place.

    Hold on to yer butts!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Is it just me, or does it look like Comey didn't get any sleep last night?

    He's unemployed, man doesnt get up before 11 am anymore. summer break woo

    Warner admitting he hasn't always been a fan of Comey's decisions but has never questioned his integrity or expertise, which is why the circumstances surrounding his firing were so shocking. This strikes me as an important point for Dems. Comey done fucked up but it doesn't mean he isn't a good cop

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