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Corbyn The Absolute Boy [chat]

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    what the fuck happened to his bicep??? It's split in half!

    oh listen to mr noodly limbs over here

    *flexes each of his bi ceps separately, then together*

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    it's called bicep for a reason

    that's two ceps

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    *drops mic*

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    all right, [chat] has spoken! I clearly don't understand anatomy but I trust you as always!

    I need to see a doctor about my unicep :(

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    *drops mic*

    Because your horrifically mangled arm is incapable of holding anything.

    I ate an engineer
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Spool you're going to freak when you realize what quads look like.

    I ate an engineer
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    lol you scrubs don't even have a quadcep??

    L2lift nubs

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Spool did you know that today's average man has less testosterone than his father and his father has less than his father

    Talk to your doctor today about Low T

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I've used $texas off the forums and I must've learned it from here originally. It's funny how stuff can spread out randomly.

    we use texas to mean a crazy state of affairs so it's already taken in our lexicon

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I am a four balled Krogan

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Spool did you know that today's average man has less testosterone than his father and his father has less than his father

    Talk to your doctor today about Low T

    Is it because of chem trails?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    The militia is at Hermann Park protecting the Sam Houston statue. From what? No one knows.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The militia is at Hermann Park protecting the Sam Houston statue. From what? No one knows.

    that giant fuck-off statue in Huntsville?

    that's hilarious

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    I am a four balled Krogan

    let me lay it on line
    he had two on the vine
    I mean two sets of testicles
    so divine

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    The militia is at Hermann Park protecting the Sam Houston statue. From what? No one knows.

    Sam Houston can protect himself I think.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The militia is at Hermann Park protecting the Sam Houston statue. From what? No one knows.

    Confederate sympathizers that don't like how he opposed secession?

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    It's like bad LARP.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    The militia is at Hermann Park protecting the Sam Houston statue. From what? No one knows.

    Confederate sympathizers that don't like how he opposed secession?

    yeah like

    what even? He was kicked out of office for it!

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Spool did you know that today's average man has less testosterone than his father and his father has less than his father

    Talk to your doctor today about Low T

    Is it because of chem trails?

    No it's all the extra soy that is hidden in our foods through additives and such. Our grandfathers didn't eat soy so they were manly macho men who were able to defeat the Huns and save the world.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I love how many of Texas' founding fathers were all dudes who were trying to get to the Alamo and either got there late or got thrown in jail

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    what the fuck happened to his bicep??? It's split in half!

    no dad he is just super strong, how else will he steal all those wives

    (u should have seen the alistair's face, this is a PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE)

    BC

    What is the virtue of a proportional response

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    She knows you were going to do it, and you did it, and she was ready for it

    You *clap* need *clap* to *clap* go *clap* over *clap* the *clap* top *clap* ropes

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I love how many of Texas' founding fathers were all dudes who were trying to get to the Alamo and either got there late or got thrown in jail

    Sounds like my PUBG groups

    O HAI WE HAD A FIREFIGHT?

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    today's art:

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    En Begravelse Ombord, A burial aboard, Carl Fredrik Sundt-Hansen, 1890

    Abdy on
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I mean, we know where the Universal Studios Dark universe is building up to, right?

    I mean, we knew that the MCU led to the Avengers then the Infinity War.






    The Dark Universe is gonna culminate with the dark and gritty Abbott and Costello reboot.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Xbox One X

    I wonder if they have to pay money to HTC (HTC needs it)

    SanderJK on
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Okay I tuned into microsoft's e3 thing

    They're talking about the Xbox One X

    Xbonex? XboneX? xBONEx? xXx_bone420_xXx?

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Shorthand is going to be XOX

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Today at work was good, except the utter chaos caused by the protesters. Major arteries blocked, entire parts of the tour inaccessible, and unable to tell any guest what is going on except the schedule is tucked.

    Worst of all my relief was late due to the chaos, so five straight hours of yelling

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Shorthand is going to be XOX

    nope

    XBOX

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Liquid cooled!

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    nanometers!
    transistors!
    gigabits!
    DDR5!

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    these fucking specs

    like, this is a generational jump

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    this Xbox one x is supposed to be the "most advanced console ever" yet it's so far behind the times that you can't even play it on the toilet

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    This E3 is reminding me that I don't like tech fappery talk that almost nobody in the audience is going to understand.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    lol smaller then the Xbox One S holy shit

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Forza-chan...

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Oh my fucking god. Of course Microsoft kicks off E3 with a literal goddamn car. A PHYSICAL CAR.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    This E3 is reminding me that I don't like tech fappery talk that almost nobody in the audience is going to understand.
    When they started talking about how many megaflops or gigaflops or whatever it had I was like ok sorry i can't take this seriously because 'flops' is so silly sounding

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