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Spider-Man 3! FRIDAY!!!!! WOOOOO!!!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You were never really drunk, were you?

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I heard Spider-Man has two dicks. One is apparently larger than the other.

    SA on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Both shoot web.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bendery is a super internet hacker spy.

    SA on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No effin way.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Behold his Google skills.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    fwip fwip

    money's on the dresser

    get out





    dudes I had a sex dream last night, haven't had one in years

    it was a 20-something asian virgin, weird thing is I had my regular cock. Aren't you supposed to have like a monster cock in sex dreams?

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    ChaodoomChaodoom Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bendery, your methodical search for the man behind the internet handle strikes fear into my very soul.

    Mmmm, don't stop.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I always do have a monster cock in sex dreams.

    Of course it's my own cock.

    My cock has teeth. And horns.

    And I'm so fucking lame Im just gonna give up and sleep finally.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    fwip fwip

    money's on the dresser

    get out





    dudes I had a sex dream last night, haven't had one in years

    it was a 20-something asian virgin, weird thing is I had my regular cock. Aren't you supposed to have like a monster cock in sex dreams?

    Well in sex nightmares its highly possible that your penis can be smaller than normal.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    why am i

    so bored?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    people can have sex nightmares?

    good lord

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    ChaodoomChaodoom Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Aren't you supposed to have like a monster cock in sex dreams?

    So when you would run into your parents' room as a child telling them about the monsters in your dreams, that really wasn't exactly a touching filial moment between you and your mother was it?

    It was probably something disturbing and wrong, but she just never knew it.

    Man, you're pretty fucked up.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    let's see

    it's 6:30 AM

    and I am hungry

    and have no cigarettes

    and YEY maybe it's fastfood time

    I bummed a Lucky Strikes Cigarette from a buddy yesterday. Hoo man. I got a buzz on like it was my first cigarette. Smelled like I smoked an entire pack too.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Chaodoom wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Aren't you supposed to have like a monster cock in sex dreams?

    So when you would run into your parents' room as a child telling them about the monsters in your dreams, that really wasn't exactly a touching filial moment between you and your mother was it?

    It was probably something disturbing and wrong, but she just never knew it.

    Man, you're pretty fucked up.



    what on earth are you rambling on about?

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    ChaodoomChaodoom Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fictional recreation of your life, for the purpose of making a bad joke. The power of the written word!

    Hm. These have been rather strange first posts here, huh?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know what? Next post gets page 101. I do not see how a Spiderman thread stalled here] of all places.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DEL 3

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HAHAHAH IT WAS A TRICK
    PAGE 101 w00t!

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Spiderman 3


    Not a good film.


    The end, where Spidey swings infront of that 50ft American flag I nearly screamed at the screen.

    Fucking Spiderman.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thread needs more party druid flanked by dancing dongs.

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    AugustEngineAugustEngine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Spiderman 3


    Not a good film.


    The end, where Spidey swings infront of that 50ft American flag I nearly screamed at the screen.

    Fucking Spiderman.


    He was bitten by a radioactive Captain America.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You guys going to the moon too?

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    KagnarosKagnaros Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ghost-rider-0.jpg

    DID I DO IT RIET?!

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    req Blingee on J.Blaze.

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Spiderman 3


    Not a good film.


    The end, where Spidey swings infront of that 50ft American flag I nearly screamed at the screen.

    Fucking Spiderman.


    He was bitten by a radioactive Captain America.

    And then the final battle was like some ridiculous clusterfuck of super mutants destroying and levelling great swathes of the city and yet noone cares.

    The giant sandman destroyed all credibility Spiderman once had. In fact, had they cut the entire sandman parts of the film it would have been pretty fuckin ace. just extend the vengeance plot with harry and its a film.

    goddam the fucking retrofit to have sandman kill uncle ben, and the stupid sideplot with the little girl, and the ridiculous flying sand beast thing when hes moving about. Just was so awful.

    harry as the goblin was fucking badass though. and venom was ace, i liked the ooze effects really well.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So I've pretty much decided I'm not seeing this

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    anyone who thinks this film was bad is a fag who chokes on big dicks

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    it was hyped about venom being in it, and he had a whole 5 minutes of lawl im a fag
    then boom i dies likea nooblet

    It was a travesty

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    anyone who thinks this film was bad is a fag who chokes on big dicks

    it really was bad though.

    comparable to X3 in terms of being a shadow of its former glory.

    Spiderman 2 was definetly the best by a mile.



    Too many superheroes though. It has done what Batman did, they became the start and Peter Parker was sidelined to a 'omigosh emo' subplot and fights like half the battles in the film without the spiderman outfit on.


    it was a shambles.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    your face is a travesty

    an ugly travesty

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    its ok bongi nobody blames spiderman for his movie sucking, I blame whoever thought it would be good to squish two movies into one

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Spider-Man one was the best.

    Spider-Man 2 was good but boy did it have some cringe worthy scenes (The people on the train, c'mon)

    Spider-Man 3 pretty much multiplied the awful.

    edit: wait Macy Gray was in the 1st one. Shit.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    you guys hate fun

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    the jazz club scene was probably the best scene in a movie ever

    This is sarcasm, right?

    negative

    i told you you'd like it!

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    you guys hate fun

    It's more like I have a raging boner for Venom and hate to see him mishandled

    I freely admit this

    He's tied with Green Goblin for me as Spider-Man's greatest foe

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seth Green as-Spider-Man!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    you guys hate fun

    It's more like I have a raging boner for Venom and hate to see him mishandled

    I freely admit this

    He's tied with Green Goblin for me as Spider-Man's greatest foe

    i'm fucking enraged about how small gambit's screentime was in the xmen movies

    all that buildup in the second one and what do you get? nothin'

    fuck EVERYOEN ARAGH

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