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stone, bronze, and iron [chat]

ronyaronya Arrrrrf.the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
edited June 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
In 1807 the kingdom of Denmark was unsure of its propspects for survival. Defeated by Britain, threatened by Sweden, and soon to abandoned by Norway, it looked to its glorious past to reassure its citizens of their greatness. Plans for a National Museum of Antiquities, the first of its type in Europe, were developed and promoted. The Royal Cabinet of Antiquities quickly acquired vast collections of artifacts that had been plowed or dug from the ground under a newly expanded agricultural policy. Amateur collectors among the country gentry, and quarrymen or ditch diggers among the common folk, brought in glimmering hoards of bronze and boxes of flint tools and bones.

In 1816, with dusty specimens piling up in the back room of the Royal Library, the Royal Commission for the preservation of Danish Antiquities selected Christian J. Thomsen, a twenty-seven-year-old without a university degree but known for his practicality and industry, to decide how to arrange this overwhelming trover of strange and unknown objects in some kind of order for its first display. After a year of cataloging and thinking, Thomsen elected to put the artifacts in three great halls. One would be for the stone artifacts, which seemed to come from graves or sediments belonging to a Stone Age, lacking any metals at all; one for the bronze axes, trumpets, and spearsof the Bronze Age, which seemed to come from sites that lacked iron; and the last for the iron tools and weapons, made during an Iron Age that continued into the era of the earliest written references to Scandanavian history. The exhibit opened in 1819 and was a triumphant success. It inspired an animated discussion among European intellectuals about whether these three ages truly existed in this chronological order, how old they were, and whether a science of archaeology, like the new science of linguistics, was possible. Jens Worsaae, originally an assistant to Thomsen, proved, through careful excavation, that the Three Ages indeed existed as distinct prehistoric eras, with some qualifications. But to do this he had to dig more carefully than the ditch diggers, borrowing stratigraphic methods from geology. Thus professional field archaeology was born to solve a problem, not to acquire things.

It was no longer possible, after Thomsen’s exhibit, for an educated person to regard the prehistoric past as a single undifferentiated era into which mammoth bones and iron swords could be thrown together. Forever after time was to be divided, a peculiarly satisfying task for mortals, who now had a way to triumph over their most implacable foe.

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from https://samzdat.com/2017/06/08/scraps-ii/, quoting David W. Anthony’s The Horse, the Wheel, and Language

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Damn, I was hoping this would be a poll.

    I was gonna choose bronze. It's shiny.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I realize I have missed an opportunity for a semantically void poll, for which I am deeply regretful.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    I, too, enjoy categorizing things into meaningless, yet satisfying, categories. Like Boobs, Butts, and Crazy Eyes.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I did not realize I cannot edit polls back in.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Damn, I was hoping this would be a poll.

    I was gonna choose bronze. It's shiny.

    The rise of poll chat marks the downfall of general society

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    ronya wrote: »
    I did not realize I cannot edit polls back in.
    They're good [chat]s, ronya.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
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    long

    eggs

    The most dangerous eggs.

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  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I realize I have missed an opportunity for a semantically void poll, for which I am deeply regretful.

    That's a real good excerpt at least.

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    it looked to its glorious past to reassure its citizens of their greatness

    . . .and it's still jerking it to pictures of vikings to this day!

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    PS I own the Horse, The Wheel and Language but have not yet finished it

    the author is good friends with my old teachers from Indo-Europen linguistics at Copenhagen University, who have been doing a lot of collaboration with archaeology and genetics in their research of the proto-IE ancestors

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    not sure why but I'd never have guessed archaeology only came about 200 years ago

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  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    btw is that your blog ronya? posting a collage of textbook scraps and academic quotes seems kind of your style

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Both of my boys have received gift drawings from girls in class(1st and 4th grade). They don't understand the significance, of course:

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Long eggs are real!?

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    btw is that your blog ronya? posting a collage of textbook scraps and academic quotes seems kind of your style

    nope, I am not quite so lucid

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Are they co extruded?

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    navgoose wrote: »
    Both of my boys have received gift drawings from girls in class(1st and 4th grade). They don't understand the significance, of course:

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    It's very important for the Eevee to say "female". :D

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    That was the most interesting [chat] OP in quite a while.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Japan's food culture is an interesting mix of modern foodie culture, with an emphasis on expert prep and high quality ingredients, and like, victorian food culture where you want creepy, immaculate presentation at all costs.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Gawd, I remember earlier this year, I was helping my roommate's son write a nice birthday card for a friend of his. The friend was a girl, and he went through a LOT of mental gymnastics to try to write "friend that isn't my girlfriend but a female best friend". Kids. :D

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Long eggs. To go as a side dish with long pig.

    >.>

    <.<

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I had to leave early for work today, and my cat did not want me to. He patted me every time I tried to get up.

    "No. Stay here, hoomin. Is warm. You give scritch, I give snuggle. Is good deal."


    I felt a little bad. He has to go back to his kiddo in a few days.

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    btw is that your blog ronya? posting a collage of textbook scraps and academic quotes seems kind of your style

    nope, I am not quite so lucid

    hm yeah I guess I understood way too much of what was on the blog for that to be the case

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had to leave early for work today, and my cat did not want me to. He patted me every time I tried to get up.

    "No. Stay here, hoomin. Is warm. You give scritch, I give snuggle. Is good deal."


    I felt a little bad. He has to go back to his kiddo in a few days.

    I didn't realize your cat was Slav.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I am upset about the Philando Castile verdict

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I am upset about the Philando Castile verdict

    in fucking deed

  • jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    how much of an animal abuser would I be if I kept a cat in a like 45 m2 flat where me and another human occupy one room each?

    Pretty sure the housing co-op's rules allow it, but I would feel bad

    someday though

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Turns out they're just made in little moulds. I'm sure to could co extruded them much faster

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    how much of an animal abuser would I be if I kept a cat in a like 45 m2 flat where me and another human occupy one room each?

    Pretty sure the housing co-op's rules allow it, but I would feel bad

    someday though

    are you feeding it and keeping its' box clean and letting it sit on windowsills and playing with it?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Morning.

    Even though it's twenty past five.

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Turns out they're just made in little moulds. I'm sure to could co extruded them much faster

    how would you deal with the yolks then?

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I'm still trying to figure out just what the hell happened to my relationship this week

    Apparently my fiancée hallucinated that I'd screamed at her to get out of the house and that I was breaking up with her

    And, honestly, I'm going to say that that was a good call there Delusion Burnage.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I had to leave early for work today, and my cat did not want me to. He patted me every time I tried to get up.

    "No. Stay here, hoomin. Is warm. You give scritch, I give snuggle. Is good deal."


    I felt a little bad. He has to go back to his kiddo in a few days.

    I didn't realize your cat was Slav.

    "Bro, you stay here, bro. Is good snuggle bed. Be shame if bad thing happen to bro's bed."

    "Goddammit, cat, stop misgendering me."

    "Is okay, bro. Is gender-neutral."

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am upset about the Philando Castile verdict

    in fucking deed

    I'm very much at a loss for what to do to help here

    The police system is corrupt and dangerous and wholly enabled by an entire political wing of the US

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    i'm up

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I am upset about the Philando Castile verdict

    in fucking deed

    I'm very much at a loss for what to do to help here

    The police system is corrupt and dangerous and wholly enabled by an entire political wing of the US

    The underlying bias of police interactions against black men is separate from the system that allows cops to royally fuck up and be shielded from prosecution.

    I'm not really sure how to bring more punitive actions against bad cops without complete overhaul and reform countrywide.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Hello to everyone with both eyelids privilege

    Happiness is within reach!
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