This one's a bit out there: I need a rubber chicken. The difficulty is that almost no one makes actual rubber chickens anymore. Everywhere I've looked all I can find is rigid plastic or vinyl being sold as rubber chickens. I need a chicken that I can crumple up, stick in my pocket for four hours in 90 degree heat, then pull it out, shake it out and have it look none the worse for wear. Even carefully reading product descriptions is no help; I just got one I ordered from Walmart which was clearly listed as being made of latex but it's stiff enough to beat a small animal to death.
So. Anyone know where I can find a proper, floppy, rubber chicken?