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friends...what is Gargamel

DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
edited July 2017 in Social Entropy++
you know, from the smurfs? with the cat? what is he

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friends...what is Gargamel 105 votes

a wizard
8%
Lindsay LohanDJ EebsQuetziMarathonsponoGrey GhostGoose!GustavcB557 9 votes
a warlock
10%
MachwingKevin CristMagic PinkBroloUnbrokenEvaUbikAndy JoeBeastehXehalusJarscursedking 11 votes
an alchemist
20%
WhippyNothingMunkus Beaversee317JaveniguanacuschromdomBedlamGrobianBlueBlueMaddocNickleNarbusA Dabble Of TheloniusNechriahElaroDesert LeviathanZombie HeroSnicketysnickAlexandier 22 votes
a copromancer
5%
JasconiusPinfeldorfHeadCreepsEndstimtokolosPlaty 6 votes
a creep
16%
Garlic BreadKadithVladimerBeef AvengerMadEddyexistMaximumPeewiMortal SkyRorshach KringleRainfallLorahaloLost SalientRomanian My EscutcheonPsykomaDr. FlamingoGvzbgul 17 votes
all of the above
20%
Lord DaveMorivethtynicPiptheFairBahamutZEROPerrsunUrielMetzger MeistermcpThat Dave FellaRadiusTrippyJingmiscellaneousinsanityIronKnuckle's GhostmasterofmetroidLucedesTheodore FlooseveltHyperBalladOmnipotentBagelAuralynx 22 votes
other (please specify in comments, thanks!!)
17%
HenroidDarmakRinderRaijin QuickfootASimPersonSanderJKbowenfightinfilipinoVeldrinClint EastwoodsarukunPoorochondriacSaraLunaDonovan PuppyfuckerMidniteVirgil_Leads_YouSLyMNeco 18 votes
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    He's in my backyard

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    IT'S PIKACHU!!!

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
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    larlar

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    He is nega-Larlar.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    He is nega-Larlar.

    ralraL

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    all of the above
    How the hell does this poll not have a Larlar option?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    a wizard
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    all of the above
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    Mods please change Geebs' forum handle to "Sitting Tomfoolery"

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    a wizard
    Either Wizard or Alchemist. I went with wizard on account of him having a familiar.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
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    I think he's a lonely dude who developed some unhealthy ways of processing the profound emptiness he is burdened with

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    I think he's a lonely dude who developed some unhealthy ways of processing the profound emptiness he is burdened with

    And he's hungry

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    a wizard
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    he's just like a dude

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    all of the above
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

    Who said it was a joke option?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Shit... The Smurfs just need to give that fucker a Snickers.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    Gargamel is a fictional character from The Smurfs. He is an evil wizard, the sworn enemy of the Smurfs, and the main antagonist in the show and comic books. His main goal in life is to destroy the Smurfs.

    Gargamel is a man who is perpetually stooped. His dark robe is worn and patched, and his teeth are rotten. He is a misanthrope, hating pretty much everyone and the Smurfs in particular, though he will sometimes feign friendship if there is something in it for him that he can either earn or steal. He is also an abject coward, surrendering or fleeing upon the merest hint of personal risk or harm.

    Gargamel lives in a run-down, though solidly built hovel with his mangy cat Azrael. Gargamel frequently denigrates, insults, and abuses Azrael (who typically returns Gargamel's abuse and displays amusement when Gargamel is humiliated), but he does in fact love him. In one episode of The Smurfs, Gargamel is depressed and saddened that Azrael had run away, and wishes he would come back. In another episode, Balthazar wants to kill a wildcat that Azrael befriended for his fur, and Gargamel begged him not to.

    Gargamel is an eternal bungler. Some of his schemes to catch Smurfs border on the bizarre (such as a "blue magnet" that attracted solely blue items), though he does have rare moments of genius (the creation of Smurfette, for one). He has a seemingly endless library of spellbooks ("grimoires"), potions, and gimmicks for his life's passion. However, no matter how elaborate Gargamel's plans, they invariably end in failure, causing him to spout his catch phrase: "I hate those Smurfs!". Sometimes he will also throw a temper tantrum, and howl in grief that "I am brave and strong and they are puny and weak, and why can't I defeat those miserable vile little Smurfs?!" However, his defeats never discourage him, and he always vows, "I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!"

    When Gargamel first appeared in Le Voleur de schtroumpf ("The Smurfnapper"), published in 1959, he captured a Smurf which he needed as an ingredient for a potion to make gold in accordance with the famed alchemic legend of the Philosopher's Stone. The other Smurfs rallied against him, and freed the kidnapped Smurf. The sorcerer was defeated and humiliated, swearing revenge: from now on the conflict would be personal.

    Sometimes, he wants to eat the Smurfs, while other times, he wants to use them to make gold, and still other times, he has even more bizarre uses for them (in one instance, he is so enraged by his loss that he yells "I don't want to eat them, I don't want to turn them into gold, all I want now is to DESTROY THEM!"). Though he often catches Smurfs who wander by his home or whom he happens across in the forest, he does not know the location of the hidden Smurf village, a fact that continually frustrates him.

    On some occasions, he has discovered the location of the village, but sooner or later, gets led away from it due to either a magic spell put on him by Papa Smurf or because of some other bizarre factor. Sometimes, it is simply a matter of his being led away from the village while chasing the Smurfs, losing them and then being unable to find his way back.

    On one occasion, his obsessive search led him to explore the deepest caves, the muddiest marshlands and even going far out to sea. He was just about to give up and go home when, quite by chance, he did finally find the village — but, as always, circumstances were against him.[3]

    Rarely (only a few times in the series), Gargamel has acted on the same side as the Smurfs. In "Fountain of Smurf", Papa Smurf becomes a Smurfling, and the only way the Smurfs can get him back to normal is with Gargamel's help.

    Gargamel keeps a spellbook called the Great Book of Spells in the basement of his house; the book is a living, sentient thing capable of speech, and due to an unspecified agreement, it must provide Gargamel with any spell he requests one day a month on the final phase of the full moon. The book clearly does not like this arrangement and often takes Gargamel's requests too literally, while instructing him to gather ingredients and do rituals that humiliate him in the process. In one late season, it is suggested that the Book is not malevolent and simply does not like being used for selfish reasons, as it aids the Smurfs in undoing a magical disaster with very little fanfare.

    To try and cause trouble to the Smurfs, Gargamel has created other Smurfs, most notably Smurfette. Smurfette was adopted by the Smurfs, but Sassette the Smurfling, created by the other Smurflings, was made from the same clay that Gargamel used for Smurfette. Sassette refers to Gargamel as "Pappy Gargamel". She is the only one in the Smurf village who wishes to see some good in him.

    Gargamel has also worked with other enemies of the Smurfs, although in many cases these other villains, such as Lord Balthazar, prove to be much more efficient and focused enemies of the Smurfs, and even so much as to smash their alliance with Gargamel and enslave him.

    Not much is said of Gargamel's relationships with women, although in one episode, an ugly witch named Hogatha turns herself into an attractive woman to seduce Gargamel in order to steal a magical earring from him, which he bought for his mother's birthday. She almost succeeds, but her constant transformations from ugly to beautiful prove to be too hard for her, and Gargamel eventually is informed of the ruse. One time, Gargamel almost got married. His "mummy" decided it was high time he took a wife and introduced him to a baron's lovely daughter (Andria), who didn't really love him. He didn't really have any feelings for the girl either, until he saw in her hope chest a definitive map to the Smurf Village and then proclaimed his love for her and accepted her hand in marriage. (Of course, he still didn't love her, just the map to the Smurf Village.) Fortunately for Gargamel's fiancee and the Smurfs' well-being, some Smurfs showed up at the wedding and wrought enough havoc as to ruin the wedding completely, so finally the ceremony was canceled. In the episode "Gargamel's Sweetheart", he does fall in love with Evelyn, a glamorous but evil witch whom he tries unsuccessfully to impress with his pathetic claims of being a rich, powerful wizard, but he does catch her interest when he also claims of knowing how to turn lead into gold, and gets her to agree to help him catch the Smurfs to do so. Their efforts go unrewarded thanks partly to his bungling, and she drops both her pretense and Gargamel like a hot potato.

    According to French sociologist Antoine Buéno, Gargamel is suggestive of a stereotype of a Jew,[5] having a big nose, magic powers, love of gold, and balding looks.

    In addition, Gargamel's cat Azrael’s name in Hebrew actually means “God is my helper” (in Israel he is called “Hathattul” which is composed of the Hebrew words "Kitty Cat"). In both Jewish and Muslim tradition, Azrael is the name of the angel of death. In addition to that, it was a Jewish name, so it could be used as an injoke for Delporte's Jewish wife.[6][7]

    On the other hand, the name "Gargamel" is not a Jewish name but taken from Rabelais' classic Gargantua and Pantagruel, where Gargamelle is the mother of Gargantua and a giant, which is appropriate since Gargamel is a giant compared to the Smurfs. The name was suggested by Yvan Delporte. Azrael was also suggested by Delporte, who considered "angel of death" an appropriate name for the would-be killer of Smurfs, and he also liked the rhyme with Gargamel.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    a creep
    he's a weirdo

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    a wizard
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

    Who said it was a joke option?

    it's literally called "joke option larlar" you can't trick me

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    a copromancer
    skilled in the ways of alchemical corpromancy

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    all of the above
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

    Who said it was a joke option?

    it's literally called "joke option larlar" you can't trick me

    Dammit Geebs I am saying that Gargamel and Larlar are the same person!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    Clevin

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Keith wrote: »
    he's a weirdo

    Takes one to know one

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    an alchemist
    Spoopy Vampire Wrestler. Leader of the Brood.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    a warlock
    Warlocks represent

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    all of the above
    So is Azreal his familiar?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    a creep
    Uriel wrote: »
    So is Azreal his familiar?

    no he's batman

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Uriel wrote: »
    So is Azreal his familiar?

    He's Azreal's familiar.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    all of the above
    azrael is just a cat

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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    all of the above
    I think he's a lonely dude who developed some unhealthy ways of processing the profound emptiness he is burdened with

    I'm Gargamel?


    PSN- AHermano
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    all of the above
    we should start a club for gargamels

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    all of the above
    we should start a club for gargamels

    A subreddit for gargamels.

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    a creep
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

    Who said it was a joke option?

    it's literally called "joke option larlar" you can't trick me

    Dammit Geebs I am saying that Gargamel and Larlar are the same person!

    Wait, you're calling Larlar a creep?

    Rude.

  • SaraLunaSaraLuna Registered User regular
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    Gargamel is the cat. You're thinking of Gargamel's monster.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Peewi wrote: »
    this is a very serious poll, I will not stand for this tomfoolery

    Mine was a very serious question.

    why would there be a joke option in a serious poll

    Who said it was a joke option?

    it's literally called "joke option larlar" you can't trick me

    Dammit Geebs I am saying that Gargamel and Larlar are the same person!

    Wait, you're calling Larlar a creep?

    Rude.

    Well, if the shoe fits.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    all of the above
    Who was the bad guy in the snorks

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Uriel wrote: »
    Who was the bad guy in the snorks

    The Bourgeois

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hank Azaria

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    a wizard
    Every villain wiki says Wizard. And who am I to argue with someone willing to spend their time writing a Gargamel wiki entry?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    a creep
    I just picked the option that would give me the same colour as the other poll thread.

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