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Average Asian [chat]

Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready.We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
edited August 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
I'm finally ready to come out of the closet.

Yes, I'm an Asian. *gasp*

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I know, I know, that imbues me with supernatural powers, like the ability to defeat @kedinik at Easy Tetris. We're good at video games, after all.

And math.

And classical musical instruments.

We're apparently really bad at driving, though? And really short, too?

https://youtu.be/ICPsV1ReAIU

https://youtu.be/sYTbpCTphdc

What is the best kind of Asian?

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Average Asian [chat] 45 votes

Japanese
11%
SurikoRichardTauberDesktop HippieBurnageOnTheLastCastle 5 votes
Korean
24%
Dread Pirate ArbuthnotkriegsSpoitHahnsoo1DemonStaceyHonkGonmunEddyDuke 2.0Diplominatordoomybear 11 votes
Chinese
4%
Shadow DemonOrphane 2 votes
Vietnamese
4%
emnmnmeOats 2 votes
Filipino
15%
SyngyneElement BrianJragghenjungleroomxSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTevilbobkayfabe 7 votes
Indian
6%
XaquinBogartsurrealitycheck 3 votes
Mongolian
13%
redxHappylilElfamateurhourSolomaxwell6Styrofoam SammichBeNarwhal 6 votes
Other (Pacific Islander, etc.)
20%
SniperGuyDarkPrimusHakkekageCrimson KingFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudJuliusSummaryJudgmentcB557A Kobold's Kobold 9 votes
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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I'm finally ready to come out of the closet.

    Yes, I'm an Asian. *gasp*

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Filipino
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_6SqZpZnc

    let's Fight

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I'm not racist, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Almost voted, forgetting this was a public poll.

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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
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    *sweats*

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_6SqZpZnc

    let's Fight

    fightinfilipino isn't even here!

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Other (Pacific Islander, etc.)
    Are Russians asian?

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    *looks at this poll*

    https://youtu.be/mJXYMDu6dpY

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Mongolian
    huff huff huff I heard we're rating races so I got here as fast as I could.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Korean
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Are Russians asian?
    Are they good at video games?

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Filipino
    IDGAF.

    Philippines all day erry day

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Can I vote for my least favorite kind of Asian? I might be more comfortable with that

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Is this a trap

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    secret asian man

    secret asian man

    they've given you a number and taken away your name

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Mongolian
    Voted Mongolian because their horse archers were nice and the bonus to hunting helped Dark Age progression.

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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    The desire to set a new high score subsided when I saw this OP

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Filipino
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    huff huff huff I heard we're rating races so I got here as fast as I could.

    Nah, were not rating races.

    We're rating nationalities.

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    indian, but no pakistani

    *shakes head*

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Other (Pacific Islander, etc.)
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Are Russians asian?
    Are they good at video games?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPltbD-4QA

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Filipino
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    IDGAF.

    Philippines all day erry day

    They have some good food.

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    also what if we really like iranians

    or turks

    this was not well thought through and that is THE ENTIRE REASON I refuse to vote

    <.<

    >.>

    Abdy on
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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Korean
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Voted Mongolian because their horse archers were nice and the bonus to hunting helped Dark Age progression.
    Mongol bonuses:

    * Cavalry Archers fire 20% faster
    * Light Cavalry and Hussar have 30% more HP
    * Hunters work 50% faster
    * Team Bonus: Light cavalry have +2 line of sight

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Now do you all regret not backing my private polls movement?

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also what if we really like iranians

    or turks

    this was not well thought through and that is THE ENTIRE REASON I refuse to vote

    <.<

    >.>

    Oh god hakkes...

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Mongolian
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Voted Mongolian because their horse archers were nice and the bonus to hunting helped Dark Age progression.
    Mongol bonuses:

    * Cavalry Archers fire 20% faster
    * Light Cavalry and Hussar have 30% more HP
    * Hunters work 50% faster
    * Team Bonus: Light cavalry have +2 line of sight

    I mean if we're being realistic no one beat the Chinese and their dumb machine gun archers but

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    that Korean Mickey Mouse thing was pretty good, but also Disney is the worst

  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Now do you all regret not backing my private polls movement?

    Polls are rigged, fake news, etc, etc,

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also what if we really like iranians

    or turks

    this was not well thought through and that is THE ENTIRE REASON I refuse to vote

    <.<

    >.>

    Oh god hakkes...

    She's covered by "other," though. I think that's adequate.

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I just checked the fine print on the new 1MB image rule and it also says that poll responses are mandatory uh oh

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also what if we really like iranians

    or turks

    this was not well thought through and that is THE ENTIRE REASON I refuse to vote

    <.<

    >.>

    Oh god hakkes...

    She's covered by "other," though. I think that's adequate.

    Do you really?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Can I vote for

    cauc

    asian?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Other (Pacific Islander, etc.)
    My family is partially pacific islander through adoption so I'm going for the Hawaiian option and putting pineapple on my pizza.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Korean
    I'll be 100% honest. I wasn't expecting to win a [chat]. I just wanted to beat @kedinik and @Organichu . :-P And @chanus , too.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Can I vote for

    cauc

    asian?

    Like Armenian or Georgian or whatever?

    I guess

    fuck gendered marketing
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Edward Said is spinning in his grave over this chat anyway

    Might as well exoticise all the others you can handle while you can

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    caulkasian

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Can I vote for

    cauc

    asian?

    technically yes since the transcaucasus is in asia

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Filipino
    I was wise to get some Milk of Magnesia while buying chili toppings.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    what's going on in here

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