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Zoo Animal Poll [chat]

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
edited August 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
Animals are goodly and pure and they're my friends

chill sheep
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chiller alpacas (the children's petting area is not a great place for childless adults)
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chillest sea lions - you can get within three feet of these waterdogs
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birds in the big birdhouse can go wherever they'd like and often sidle up to you
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Peacock (there are naturally only one or two of these and they were in completely different areas of the birdhouse)
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Victorian Crowned Pigeon (fuckers) (not my original photo)
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the snow leopards are right next to the little red pandas
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(red pandas were napping and I couldn't get a good picture, going again because we as humans can learn from and correct our mistakes)

snow monkeys sit in the middle of a pond and hate-stare at humans, and have complex social hierarchies within their little groups
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penguins of all types, including a couple crested penguins for you japanophiles
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some kind of thick-tailed primate (the lemurs were too demure to properly photograph, I felt like I was voyeuring)
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finally, a little bonus shot of one of the ponds nearby!
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"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Eddy on

Zoo Animal Poll [chat] 95 votes

Sheep
5%
P10emnmnmeoverride367ronyaBeNarwhal 5 votes
Alpaca
15%
bowenNightDragonBedlamPonyTTODewbackFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudwanderingEl SkidBurnageHonkRMS OceanicSparvySolomaxwell6zepherinDonnicton 15 votes
Sea Lion
23%
MrMisterZekKid PresentableHaphazardMx. QuillSaraLunaAtomikaDemonStaceyGonmunPowerpuppiesCelestialBadgersurrealitycheckcptruggedmysticjuicerEddySLyMSealnavgooseJusticeforPlutoDr. Flamingo 22 votes
Peacock
7%
Magic PinkArchTcheldorKruiteDiplominatorNobeardbrynhrtmn 7 votes
Victoria Crowned Pigeon
7%
Captain UltraTychoCelchuuuMichaelLCChanusInvectivusdiscriderOrphane 7 votes
Snow Leopard
24%
MulysaSemproniussyndalisShazkar ShadowstormRchanenHappylilElfelectricitylikesmeHakkekageRhesus PositivejungleroomxJoeUserMagicPrimeAlazulldescZombie HeroKamirospool32NecoHarry DresdenQanamilcredeiki 23 votes
Japanese Macaque
2%
Mazzyxvideobobbo 2 votes
Emperor Penguin
14%
DiannaoChongDoodmannbloodyroarxxElendilXaquinBogartmonikerHahnsoo1AbdhyiusJubal77miscellaneousinsanitySleepdavidsdurionsSummaryJudgment 14 votes
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Geth, kick @Apothe0sis from the thread

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. @Apothe0sis banned from this thread.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Alpaca
    TTODewback wrote: »
    oh no i didnt strap my tits in and they went rude as f
    buy moana is great
    and the best 90s disney is mulan and her smashing the patriarchy

    Not according to our vice president
    Mulan is a fictional account of a delicate girl of the same name who surreptitiously takes her fathers place in the Chinese army in one of their ancient wars against the Huns. Despite her delicate features and voice, Disney expects us to believe that Mulan's ingenuity and courage were enough to carry her to military success... It is instructive that even in the Disney film, young Ms. Mulan falls in love with her superior officer! Me thinks the politically correct Disney types completely missed the irony of this part of the story.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Victoria Crowned Pigeon
    all bird all the time

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Sea Lion
    Always vote for pupper.

    Type of pupper doesn't matter.

    Sea puppers are good boys.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Alpaca
    Is winamp about to whip my ass?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Emperor Penguin
    if one reframes what assange said as a barb and it's cool

    like, "trump's administration is so full of leaks it's inadvertently transparent". Not that the man is capable of not being an utter cunt 100% of the time.


    but also, fair's fair: one cannot accuse trump of playing his cards close to his chest. Which, uh, I guess is... something, if one was desperately grasping at straws to say something positive.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Snow Leopard
    Wait is that a real Pence quote?

    really?

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    Kitty

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Emperor Penguin
    also penguins 4 lyfe, brigadier nils olav represent

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Alpaca
    um what about cow

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    Top tier poll eddy gj

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    All chats should be animal chats

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Japanese Macaque
    Disdain is the proper feeling for humanity and thus I vote to support that belief.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    No poll option for Red Panda

    the ZNC conspired to keep Red Panda off of the ballot.

    This isn't democracy!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Emperor Penguin
    Sea Otter > Sea Lion

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sea Lion

    I am picking sea lion because one time I pretended to be one for two hours and they accepted me

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Sea Lion
    Like, yes, it's a good thing that we can see how awful everything is. Who deserves credit for it and whether this level of transparency is an inherently good thing are entirely separate questions.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    Sounds like a good time to repost my adventure at the zoo on Wednesday

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/fazzhg4uevkxb35/Photo Aug 02, 5 21 50 PM.jpg?dl=0

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Sea Lion
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Sea Otter > Sea Lion

    Obviously.

    But you take the puppers you can get.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Snow Leopard
    I picked Snow Leopard because it was a gud build of OSX.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    TTODewback wrote: »
    oh no i didnt strap my tits in and they went rude as f
    buy moana is great
    and the best 90s disney is mulan and her smashing the patriarchy

    Not according to our vice president
    Mulan is a fictional account of a delicate girl of the same name who surreptitiously takes her fathers place in the Chinese army in one of their ancient wars against the Huns. Despite her delicate features and voice, Disney expects us to believe that Mulan's ingenuity and courage were enough to carry her to military success... It is instructive that even in the Disney film, young Ms. Mulan falls in love with her superior officer! Me thinks the politically correct Disney types completely missed the irony of this part of the story.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    wow fuck that guy

    Mulan is great

    "Despite her delicate features and voice" lol fuck off

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Sea Lion
    syndalis wrote: »
    question: Pinecone and I have tomato plants and one of them is already growin' little baby tomatoes and I caught a squirrel stealing one this morning and I would like to know how to prevent thissss

    does anyone have tips

    Set up a bird feeder with seeds nearby (sunflower is a good choice), and set up some wire fencing.

    The birdfeeder hass tuff they would rather eat anyways, and the wire fencing makes it hard for them to get to it.

    hmmm.. we don't really have a yard, so the tomatoes are out on our deck. Could maybe put like.. wire fence domes over them? And get a bird feeder going

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Alpaca
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Sea Otter > Sea Lion
    that's otterly true

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    Don't worry I already know I'm ugly but LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN KITTY OMG

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Alpaca
    If you have a soft voice and a round face, it doesn't matter how smart or brave you are, you'd make a shitty soldier (says actual US Vice President Mike Pence)

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    I am picking sea lion because one time I pretended to be one for two hours and they accepted me

    If only humanity could be so inclusive

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Snow Leopard
    syndalis wrote: »
    I picked Snow Leopard because it was a gud build of OSX.

    I picked Snow Leopard because they are beautiful and also very cool

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Sea Lion
    wandering wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Sea Otter > Sea Lion
    that's otterly true

    It really otter've been one of the options.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Sea Lion
    wandering wrote: »
    um what about cow

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    oh dang there actually was an old cow in the children's petting zoo area, but it seemed quite content away from the sticky hands of the children so I didn't take a picture

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    this morning it was thundering really loudly and harley was sitting on the window when lightning struck something very close and rattled our whole apartment

    she meowed really loud and ran under the bed and hid

    poor cat

    "Why does lightning get to have all the fun, I want to destroy the Earth!"

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i bought a gamur keyboard with beautiful rainbow lights and it fucking sucks for office work

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Emperor Penguin
    I think about penguins a lot

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    no hodge either

    I do believe eddy is sending a message

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Snow Leopard
    syndalis wrote: »
    Wait is that a real Pence quote?

    really?

    America's politicians are smart, huh.

    Obama-chan, come back!

    Harry Dresden on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Snow Leopard
    syndalis wrote: »
    question: Pinecone and I have tomato plants and one of them is already growin' little baby tomatoes and I caught a squirrel stealing one this morning and I would like to know how to prevent thissss

    does anyone have tips

    Set up a bird feeder with seeds nearby (sunflower is a good choice), and set up some wire fencing.

    The birdfeeder hass tuff they would rather eat anyways, and the wire fencing makes it hard for them to get to it.

    hmmm.. we don't really have a yard, so the tomatoes are out on our deck. Could maybe put like.. wire fence domes over them? And get a bird feeder going

    Depends on your desire for a project.

    You can set a foundational "shelf" down that you put your garden stuff in that provides a vertical surface to u-nail in some wire fence.

    That shelf can be just four 2x4s cut into two lengths that you use to build a rectangle around the garden.

    Then nail them together, nail the fence to the boards, done.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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