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A Very Important Question [chat]

JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited August 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
I need your help answering a question that could change all of our lives forever.

Which is better?

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Jacobkosh on

A Very Important Question [chat] 130 votes

Green Pepper Jelly
3%
Hi I'm Vee!GooeyKruitespool32doomybear 5 votes
Red Pepper Jelly
16%
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I can't tell the difference and it haunts me.
6%
HenroidNeadenDarkPrimusCaptain InertiaRozMayabirdGazingNobeard 8 votes
Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
40%
EchoMojo_JojoDiannaoChongRedTideMrMisterjapanSanderJKAimBowenNightDragonMouserecoilFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudRamijungleroomxPhoenix-DCasual EddyaiouaSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTPsycohedemnmnme 53 votes
DARKSEID IS
33%
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, kick @Apothe0sis from the thread

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. @Apothe0sis banned from this thread.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    pretty sure I just rented a room to a pimp, goddamnit

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    That was a good session of roleplaying game I tell ya h'wat

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
    Hello from Europe

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Pony wrote: »
    That was a good session of roleplaying game I tell ya h'wat

    yup yup

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    Well, one clearly has no fat and no cholesterol, while the other is an entertaining classic.

    On the other hand, green is like 10x better than red, color-wise.

    This is a true dilemma.

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    I can't tolerate peppers of any kind without coming close to throwing up, so I'm firmly in the fringe camp of "fuck no".

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    Donnicton wrote: »
    I can't tolerate peppers of any kind without coming close to throwing up, so I'm firmly in the fringe camp of "fuck no".

    omg your Av

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    jacob get on steeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuh

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    I don't actually know which I prefer

    This crisis of confidence

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
    It took me a while to remember what jelly was.

    Chilli jam is always one of those things that you get in some kind of Christmas hamper and then move between three or four houses before you get around to throwing it away

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    i voted darkseid is but i still want to know what the hell pepper jelly is

    also how come the red jelly is an entertaining classic but the green jelly is just good for you

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Hello from Europe

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    I don't want to say that this delicious jelly makes up for Donald Trump, exactly

    but Europe seems like a sadder place now : (

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Crimson King wrote: »
    i voted darkseid is but i still want to know what the hell pepper jelly is

    also how come the red jelly is an entertaining classic but the green jelly is just good for you

    I may have grabbed a picture of inferior healthy green jelly by accident. the jar on my desk at this very moment says no such thing.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    Until this very moment, if you'd told me about the existence of this poll, I would have assumed the vote was a mere formality, the result a fait accompli.

    I'm learning a lot about my fellow [chat]ters that I'm not sure I'm ready to learn right now ...

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    So Today (monday) is a belated party for my MIL's 70th we already seen her on her birthday last month and we have cake and such then.

    My Sister in law and Niece are here from down east and some other extended family are going to my other sisters for a birthday party today. Im invited but Im not sure If I should go, itll wake me up right in the middle of my sleep for the day and Ill be all exhausted and grumpy. I dont want to put a damper on the day. And then ill be short sleep for my night shift.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    Crimson King wrote: »
    i voted darkseid is but i still want to know what the hell pepper jelly is

    also how come the red jelly is an entertaining classic but the green jelly is just good for you

    noooo

    low fat diets are bullllllshiiiiiiiiit

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    I refuse to believe that pepper jelly isn't a thing in Europe

    This must be unique to, uh

    Scotland and Sweden

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't actually know which I prefer

    This crisis of confidence

    I KNOW RIGHT

    I actually did a bunch of googling today looking for hard facts about the difference and I just kept getting shit about the actual peppers rather than the jelly

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    Jacob I demand you replace the terrible low fat low cholesterol picture of the green pepper jelly with a picture of regular green pepper jelly so I don't have to compromise my values when I vote for it.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
    Feral wrote: »
    I refuse to believe that pepper jelly isn't a thing in Europe

    This must be unique to, uh

    Scotland and Sweden
    As I said, I presume it's what we call chilli jam

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Jacob I demand you replace the terrible low fat low cholesterol picture of the green pepper jelly with a picture of regular green pepper jelly so I don't have to compromise my values when I vote for it.

    It's just peppers and sugar and pectin, it isn't going to have fat or cholesterol

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    Feral wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Jacob I demand you replace the terrible low fat low cholesterol picture of the green pepper jelly with a picture of regular green pepper jelly so I don't have to compromise my values when I vote for it.

    It's just peppers and sugar and pectin, it isn't going to have fat or cholesterol

    Then they shouldn't mention it!

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    We make our own chili jam in my family so I've never tried any of this storebought nonsense

    All of ours uses red chilies, though

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    AH HAH!

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Jacob I demand you replace the terrible low fat low cholesterol picture of the green pepper jelly with a picture of regular green pepper jelly so I don't have to compromise my values when I vote for it.

    DONE

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    anyway why do you guys call capsicums "peppers"

    aren't there already enough things called peppers

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Jacob I demand you replace the terrible low fat low cholesterol picture of the green pepper jelly with a picture of regular green pepper jelly so I don't have to compromise my values when I vote for it.

    DONE

    ALSO DONE

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Green Pepper Jelly
    shit i'm falling asleep at my keyboard, bedtime

    later gators

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    It took me a while to remember what jelly was.

    Chilli jam is always one of those things that you get in some kind of Christmas hamper and then move between three or four houses before you get around to throwing it away

    next time blend it with cream cheese and spread it on a cracker or crudite!

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    Crimson King wrote: »
    anyway why do you guys call capsicums "peppers"

    aren't there already enough things called peppers

    Here on the pepper planet we call everyone and everything "Pepper."

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I knew they made jelly out of peppers from Stardew Valley, thank you videogames

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
    The English version of this would make some amazin g70's food nonsense though

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    shit i'm falling asleep at my keyboard, bedtime

    later gators

    Gnight, Pepper

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    peppery sweet - perfect heat is my tinder bio

    play my twine game about dracula IF YOU DARE
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Red Pepper Jelly
    Crimson King wrote: »
    peppery sweet - perfect heat is my tinder bio

    What a coincidence

    "An Entertaining Classic" is mine.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    hahah Oh my god
    The Inhumans TCA panel was a huge clusterfuck, panel ended early when reporters kept asking the actors and producers about why the show sucks.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Wait, they make jelly out of pepper?
    I feel awful this morning

    Unrelatedly

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    DARKSEID IS
    jacob you could get a phd about the morals of pepper jelly

    then you would be.....the dr. pepper.......

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