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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Learning Adaptation
    Optimization Control
    Resilience Autonomy
    Intelligence Security
    Automation Visualization
    Collaboration Integration
    Prediction Planning
    Recognition Simulation
    Analysis Synthesis


    Even though I worked in tech and know that it absolutely gets this wanky I still don't really believe it when I see it.

    I still think Chief Amazement Officer is my favourite.

    The first step is amazing you his job title exists!

    (Or having a title like that because you work for the park jail at Disney World)

    I ate an engineer
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I was once threatened with a title change to Chief Storyteller.

    At PA I would honestly accept that title, but it's super not up for grabs here.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Military and state jobs have the best bullshit jargon job titles.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I made another post on the company suggestion board. This time pointing out where we are obviously not working within FCC regulations when it comes to how far out we offer tech dispatches. I wonder if calling it out as baldly as that would get me in trouble if I were staying with this company. /shrug

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    We've got quite a bit of erotica, it's just mixed in with the rest of general fiction. Protip: the really steamy stuff doesn't have pictures of hunks on it at all. Look for minimalist covers that include photographs of tasteful cufflinks and jewelry.

    ...that's evil of you, @Jedoc.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I specialize in Posterior Observation

    Would you say you have a lifetime of Posterior Analysis with a wealth of hands on experience?

  • NoughtNought Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    A steak! wrote: »
    I want to be an expert in Prediction Control.

    So Tom Cruise in Minority Report.

    You want to be Tom Cruise in Minority Report.

    Absolutely. I'd love to meet Peter Stormare.
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I specialize in Posterior Observation

    Would you say you have a lifetime of Posterior Analysis with a wealth of hands on experience?

    I wish.

    Nought on
    On fire
    .
    Island. Being on fire.
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    My job title is set in stone * so I will probably never get one that is too clever.

    * Union contract

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    while I was away last week, I set my old, five-minutes-away-from-total-harddrive-failure desktop machine to back up to the cloud so I could take the motherfucker downstairs and dump it on IT. It had about half a million files to backup (...don't ask what happened to the older backups) but I figured five days would be enough time for that.

    Except the day after I left, my colleague nabbed the ethernet cable to use for his laptop. (Didn't find out about this till today when I checked on progress). I'm not sure how far it ended up getting, but I suspect <20%.

    It also took ten minutes to wake from sleep, so I feel like I'm really racing the clock on this one.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    And yet if you murdered him, you would be the one to go to prison. Astonishing.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    My official title is Clerk Typist but everyone just calls us secretaries.

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    Got a Skype interview scheduled for next week at a new company, new city. In terms of level of interview, how many more would one expect post-Skype? One, probably, right? I am somewhat nervous because it's two levels up from my current position and I suspect I may be considered underqualified, even though I meet the "years experience" requirements.

    Also, I've never done a Skype interview before, and the only computer I have here is my desktop, and it's in my bedroom, and I'm not sure about how best to clean up behind me to make everything blank. Thoughts?

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    My official title is Clerk Typist but everyone just calls us secretaries.

    Office Technician and we encompass everything from secretaries to data entry to paper pushers to customer service.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I have an interview tomorrow...I think.

    I got something put on my calendar for tomorrow, which is my Monday, with the people who I know are doing the interviews for a job I applied for, but the calendar invite doesn't have any other content with regards to what the meeting is regarding (just: meet with X and Y) and it popped up on my weekend, so I can't imagine they'd assume I'd be checking my work email. A pretty unprofessional way of handling it if so, all things considered

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I specialize in Posterior Observation

    Would you say you have a lifetime of Posterior Analysis with a wealth of hands on experience?

    Most of my posterior observation has been through various educational videos aside from one specific posterior I admire regularly, but I feel that the knowledge gained from those can be applied to any posterior.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    And yet if you murdered him, you would be the one to go to prison. Astonishing.

    Nullify the jury!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

  • worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    One of our sales reps just called to casually mention that he shipped about $900 in merchandise to the wrong customer yesterday.

    Yay.

    worksintheory on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    One of our sales reps just called to casually mention that he shipped about $900 in merchandise to the wrong customer yesterday.

    Yay.

    Somewhere there is a person with a large box open on their kitchen table, filled with dildos, wondering if this is supposed to be a prank or providence.

  • Mr KhanMr Khan Not Everyone WAHHHRegistered User regular
    Terrendos wrote: »
    Got a Skype interview scheduled for next week at a new company, new city. In terms of level of interview, how many more would one expect post-Skype? One, probably, right? I am somewhat nervous because it's two levels up from my current position and I suspect I may be considered underqualified, even though I meet the "years experience" requirements.

    Also, I've never done a Skype interview before, and the only computer I have here is my desktop, and it's in my bedroom, and I'm not sure about how best to clean up behind me to make everything blank. Thoughts?

    You'd presume 1 phone/skype 1 in-person, but a lot of places like to make it "competitive" and do two in-person rounds to weed people out.

    That's what i ended up with today, my last day before starting a temp job tomorrow (so two weeks solid without work of any kind, though i had severance pay). Did an in-person after a brief phone screen and they want to narrow it down to 2-3 candidates early next week and they'll call about a third round.

    Meanwhile i've got a different, better temp job boiling. Pay matches the permanent job that let me go, and it's a 1 year term instead of 60-90 days. More expensive commute though.

    I feel like i'm going to end up stabbing this current temp job in the back one way or another, but that's business, i guess.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Pretty hard to upload stuff when you're in a really remote area studying termites though.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Pretty hard to upload stuff when you're in a really remote area studying termites though.

    Sounds like there's a bug in the cloud.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Pretty hard to upload stuff when you're in a really remote area studying termites though.

    Sounds like there's a bug in the cloud.

    Would it be called the swarm in this context?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Important data gradually gets shunted to the university's cloud storage. The main bottleneck is extraction; we had to compress everything while in the field, it's a long story. It's in progress, anyway.
    edit: we have to store locally while in the field because internet access is spotty and slow at best. To get online we have to get a signal bounced off the local cheetah conservation group about 20 miles away into a dish on the roof, and pray that not too many interns are checking their email. Also, baboons.

    basically this is a combination of a) storage access being needlessly difficult to negotiate, b) having a bunch of preliminary/test data which isn't really important enough to fret about having permanent backups, but IS useful enough that you kind of want to keep it around for a few more months, c) a local mechanical drive failure, and d) a computer that is totally shitting the bed and keeps spinning off into eternal electric daydreams.

    tynic on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Pretty hard to upload stuff when you're in a really remote area studying termites though.

    Sounds like there's a bug in the cloud.

    Would it be called the swarm in this context?

    Better close your windows.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Is your university IT pretty terrible? I remember St Rose's being fucking awful (they spent a lot of money on infrastructure though).

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    Is your university IT pretty terrible? I remember St Rose's being fucking awful (they spent a lot of money on infrastructure though).

    hard to tell? IT support tends to be a local phenomenon. For example, the IT office one floor down is totally useless. The other IT office in the basement is great, I have no idea why there are two or what they each manage. And the guys who manage the main computer cluster are helpful, but the cluster itself seems to be chugging along on something pre-2010, which is deeply annoying for processes I can't parallelise.

    I strongly suspect the physics department of having excellent IT infrastructure, but it's hard to assess.

    tynic on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Sounds like a university's IT for sure.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I like that you refer to it as a "phenomenon"

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Sounds like a university's IT for sure.

    my postgraduate institution, the departmental IT staff had been grandfathered in from 1995 when the only qualification required was 'can use a screwdriver' and 'has seen a keyboard'. Fortunately they were at least vaguely aware of their own limitations and if you were running linux they'd just give you admin access and wash their hands of the whole business.

    this was australia's top-ranked university at the time
    what a clusterfuck.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    When I worked university IT the structure was a goddamn mess. Some of the departments had relatively independent dedicated full-time techs. Some had to make do with assigned student employees, some of whom were good but their availability and motivation was typically lacking. The rest had to get assistance from the help desk which was primarily student staffed as well but with less experienced employees. Then there were separately-run departments to cover lab computers and physical hardware related stuff.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Important data gradually gets shunted to the university's cloud storage. The main bottleneck is extraction; we had to compress everything while in the field, it's a long story. It's in progress, anyway.
    edit: we have to store locally while in the field because internet access is spotty and slow at best. To get online we have to get a signal bounced off the local cheetah conservation group about 20 miles away into a dish on the roof, and pray that not too many interns are checking their email. Also, baboons.

    basically this is a combination of a) storage access being needlessly difficult to negotiate, b) having a bunch of preliminary/test data which isn't really important enough to fret about having permanent backups, but IS useful enough that you kind of want to keep it around for a few more months, c) a local mechanical drive failure, and d) a computer that is totally shitting the bed and keeps spinning off into eternal electric daydreams.

    I definitely mentally skipped over the words "conversation group" the first time I read this post and that made for some amusing mental images with regards to trying to bounce a signal off a cheetah.

  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I was driven by a professional bmw driver, on a closed course, in a motorsports package 3 series bmw. And I was paid by my company to do it. Those people could out drive any police officer on earth and maybe even some other planets. It was fucking amazing and I can see why some people will spend $4k just for 2 days of doing stuff like that.

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  • Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    Man open plan offices wear on you. Especially when the guy that sits right behind you is apparently a sentient noise generator.

    Oh, come and shake me 'till I'm dry
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I feel bad that I told A he was working 2 hours earlier but did not tell B that he was working a different shift.

    But then again, I'm not the boss or a team lead and its not my responsibility to tell people their schedules.

    But I was the one who actually told boss about the scheduling glitch. Although I am pissed that new guy ran off before I could properly resolve that glitch when pointed it out.

    It went:
    A: Huh, Alderaan?
    Royce: Hmmm, you've not been trained on that, hold on A let me email the.....A? A?
    A: Disappears like batman.

    This heat is leaving needle like sensations in my skin and I need a shower.

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Important data gradually gets shunted to the university's cloud storage. The main bottleneck is extraction; we had to compress everything while in the field, it's a long story. It's in progress, anyway.
    edit: we have to store locally while in the field because internet access is spotty and slow at best. To get online we have to get a signal bounced off the local cheetah conservation group about 20 miles away into a dish on the roof, and pray that not too many interns are checking their email. Also, baboons.

    basically this is a combination of a) storage access being needlessly difficult to negotiate, b) having a bunch of preliminary/test data which isn't really important enough to fret about having permanent backups, but IS useful enough that you kind of want to keep it around for a few more months, c) a local mechanical drive failure, and d) a computer that is totally shitting the bed and keeps spinning off into eternal electric daydreams.

    I definitely mentally skipped over the words "conversation group" the first time I read this post and that made for some amusing mental images with regards to trying to bounce a signal off a cheetah.

    Well, you want the internet to be fast right?

  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    files remaining to sync is at 220k and climbing.

    what the fuck tynic

    honestly it could be a lot worse. Our actual data consists of roughly quarter of a million individual files per experiment, and we run 40+ of those every Namibia trip.
    Fortunately that stuff is heavily backed up and spread around a bunch of SSDs, so tends not to be subject to the vagaries of whatever nonsense field I exert on hardware.

    Seems like you guys need a better solution than storing them locally though.

    Important data gradually gets shunted to the university's cloud storage. The main bottleneck is extraction; we had to compress everything while in the field, it's a long story. It's in progress, anyway.
    edit: we have to store locally while in the field because internet access is spotty and slow at best. To get online we have to get a signal bounced off the local cheetah conservation group about 20 miles away into a dish on the roof, and pray that not too many interns are checking their email. Also, baboons.

    basically this is a combination of a) storage access being needlessly difficult to negotiate, b) having a bunch of preliminary/test data which isn't really important enough to fret about having permanent backups, but IS useful enough that you kind of want to keep it around for a few more months, c) a local mechanical drive failure, and d) a computer that is totally shitting the bed and keeps spinning off into eternal electric daydreams.

    I definitely mentally skipped over the words "conversation group" the first time I read this post and that made for some amusing mental images with regards to trying to bounce a signal off a cheetah.

    Well, you want the internet to be fast right?

    It's fast, but spotty.

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