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how many hot dogs could you eat in five minutes

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited August 2017 in Social Entropy++
no bun, water optional, vomiting does not count as a DQ or as reverse eating, all dogs served on a large plate within arm's reach

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how many hot dogs could you eat in five minutes 104 votes

1-5
38%
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6-10
21%
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10-15
10%
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16-20
5%
wanderingMr. ButtonsturtleantRadiusTheStigNeco 6 votes
no
10%
HoukCptKemzikCrimson KingMx. QuillHandsome CostanzaVegemyteDuke 2.0SnicketysnickCromartyAlexandiercB557 11 votes
why would you even
13%
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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    6-10
    Boy, I could put down so many wieners in 5 minutes.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    This is a question I ask myself daily. I think I could do 1-5 with buns in that time. So I'm going to give myself in region of ten.

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    1-5
    I'd probably eat two then sit back and regret my life.

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    16-20
    I'd regret it almost immediately, but I think I could get through quite a few.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    6-10
    Assuming you're talking right now, without training or preparation, yeah, I probably cap out at ten. I could double that if I was prepared to do so though.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    What brand of hot dogs?
    Also, how are they cooked? Are these boiled dogs? Grilled? Microwaved? Cold, straight out of the package?

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    How many hot dogs could I eat in a leisurely pace over an hour or so with buns and accoutrements?

    That's a number that truly scares me.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    6-10
    I could do 6 to 10 comfortably assuming the hotdogs were hebrew national or nathans

    Also, the buns must be properly warmed and the toppings shall be of my choosing

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    10-15
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I could do 6 to 10 comfortably assuming the hotdogs were hebrew national or nathans

    Also, the buns must be properly warmed and the toppings shall be of my choosing

    Nathan's is who does the contest on Coney Island right

    Let's say Nathans

    No buns no toppings

  • CromartyCromarty Danielle Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    no
    OP stipulates no bun, so I will not be having any, thanks.

    e: otherwise I would say just one. I'm not that hungry.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    10-15
    I wouldn't be comfortable, but I could do just over 10, so long as they had a little tomato sauce on them and stayed warm

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    1-5
    I could/would do two and call it a day

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    no
    this is the point our civilization falls due to decadence

    we eat not to nourish ourselves, not to enjoy the taste of food, but simply to maximize a number

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    this is the point our civilization falls due to decadence

    we eat not to nourish ourselves, not to enjoy the taste of food, but simply to maximize a number

    Nah, I fuckin' love dogs

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    no
    Actual hotdogs, with a bun and some brown sauce? 2-3. Just floppy sausages? nah, I'll pass ty.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    1-5
    I could eat one hotdog. I am quietly confident of that.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    6-10
    I could probably just barely do 6 and then not eat for a day afterwards.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    I'm almost positive that I'm enough of a disaster of a person to be able to happily eat hot dogs for an eternity.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    1-5
    important question how are the hot dogs prepared?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1-5
    I have an issue where I have to chew my food very thoroughly and drink something every bite or two or the food literally gets stuck in my throat.

    So I can't eat fast at all.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    1-5
    I would probably have 3 or 4 at most.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Since a hot dog is a sandwich, and so are those little finger sandwiches, im comfortable estimating about 40

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    Oh shit. How many sliders though?

    HOW MANY SLIDERS THOUGH

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Fuck this no-Larlar poll.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Oh shit. How many sliders though?

    HOW MANY SLIDERS THOUGH

    But there are so many variations on sliders,
    You might as well be asking "How many pizzas can you eat?".
    It doesn't take into consideration the variation in bun sizes, consistency, patty sizes, toppings... I mean, I'm thinking I could do some damage to a stack of White Castle sliders. But I get a stack of sliders from my local BBQ joint, and have to stop at 2, maybe 3 in a given time frame.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    6-10
    If we are going White Castle I think I could eat until my stomach ripped open.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    6-10
    No 50 or lar lar

    what kind of shit is this

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    1-5
    If we're going to skip the bun, might as well put these naked dogs on a pineapple pizza.

    Oh, come and shake me 'till I'm dry
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    6-10
    Raw Concrete wrote: »
    If we're going to skip the bun, might as well put these naked dogs on a pineapple pizza.

    Why would you ruin a pizza like that?

    If there's one thing that doesn't belong on a pizza

    it's pineapple

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    1-5
    You've already ruined the dogs, might as well go for full on food crime IMO.

    Oh, come and shake me 'till I'm dry
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Mods please lock this bullshit, we need a do-over.

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    16-20
    I could eat a Lar lar of hotdogs.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    16-20
    I've put down like 30+ chicken wings in 5 minutes, I could probably wreck a plate of hot dogs.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1-5
    turtleant wrote: »
    I could eat a Lar lar of hotdogs.

    I could eat a hot dog of Larlars

  • Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    1-5
    Metric or standard Larlar?

    Oh, come and shake me 'till I'm dry
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1-5
    Raw Concrete wrote: »
    Metric or standard Larlar?

    Larlar has no standards.

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Your first mistake was serving all dogs on a large plate within arm's reach.

    I grab all dogs and go home.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    Since a hot dog is a sandwich, and so are those little finger sandwiches, im comfortable estimating about 40

    I don't care how much of a sandwich anarchist you are, a hot dog without a bun is not a sandwich.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    1-5
    What if you split a hot dog and put cheese in the middle?

    Is that a sandwich?

  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    1-5
    Let's take this to the next level: what country has the best hotdogs?

    My money is on Germany

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